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Yer Slightly Late Midweek Funny: “Love That Car!”

by Hondo••44

Some time back, a commenter here at TAH posted a rather, um, “interesting”  video of a guy who “really liked” one particular automobile.  If you’re curious, that video can be viewed here – though I’d suggest doing so where you won’t have to explain it to anyone who happens to see what you’re watching.

That was several years ago, and guy appears to have gotten away with it. But apparently someone in Dayton, OH, wasn’t so lucky recently.  The guy in Dayton apparently got busted for doing the same thing to a red van.

I’m not joking.

I’d guess it would be a good bet that substantial alcohol consumption was involved in both cases.  (smile)

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44 thoughts on “Yer Slightly Late Midweek Funny: “Love That Car!””

  2. Sheesh. Of all the freaking days for me to get busy and miss reading the daily FGS article . . . .

    Yeah, same guy. Sorry for the duplication.

    1. No, it won’t. Further, I understand the GMC may have been parked at that location because of insufficient fuel to complete that day’s trip.

  6. Brings a whole new meaning to having your radiator “cored” and “flushed”.

    At least Hondo didn’t make the title “Love My Mother The Car.”

    1. LOL-sure they’ll show the weirdest stuff with tentacles, but they have to blur actual human intercourse.

  8. Thanks for not reading Jonn’s Gun Nutz daily posts that glorify gun violence in America.

    All those loons who “feel good” because some trigger happy wacko thinks they can kill responsibly are what wrong with America these days.

    I am surprised some crazed right wing open carry clown didn’t blaze him down in the street with an assault rifle.

      1. “Hi. Been listening for years. Love the show.First time caller.”

        “Thanks. What’s you question or comment?”

        “Dafuq is wrong with that guy Dave?

        1. Cartman’s dad was Scott Tenorman’s dad….who Cartman killed a few seasons earlier.

          And this dude fucking a van is still crazier

      3. Poor Dave. You guys all need to call him. As often as he posts his phone number, you think you’d all get the hint. I think he’s lonely.

        1. One call to Dave’s phone sex chat line was enough. Worst 45 minutes I ever spent on a phone.

  9. I can understand somebody getting aroused by a Ferrari 250 GTO, but an SUV? They’re like the buffalo heifer of vehicles…

          1. You don’t suppose old boy from the story got the personals and the used car section confused?

      2. WOO-HOO, Ex-PH2…… ^5 on the Escape!
        Got one too!
        Works great in the Wisconsin winters.

  10. There are only a couple of modern cars that say, “I am a proud liberal.” Obviously, there’s the Prius. Next, if not first, is a Subaru wagon. It’s even marketed for the soft and squishy. And it must come with an oBaMa sticker b/c every damn Subaru wagon I’ve ever seen was either covered with “Question Authority,” that idiotic COEXIST one, an oBaMa sticker, or some combo of those or similar. One caveat: If the Subaru wagon was bought new by or for a woman over 60 at least 8 years ago, the owner may not be a liberal.(Don’t ask me. I don’t make this stiuff up.)

    2. Hm. Well, I drive a Forester because I like it and can haul multiple Greyhounds in it. My wife bought a Prius because she’s self employed and didn’t want to spend a lot on gas. I guess we ignored the signs that neither vehicle was marketed for us. 🙂

  11. perhaps he was a good samaritan, and simply ran out of carnauba wax while mercy detailing that vehicle….

  13. Was it full synthetic, synthetic blend or conventional ‘oil’?

    Best choice is full synthetic. Longer intervals between change and the engine has less wear.

    My experience.

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