43 thoughts on “Wrong Restaurant, Apparently

  1. I heard Burger King came to his aid and provided direct pressure on wound ’til EMT’s arrived.

    1. MAYBE he shot Ronald for whipping his Quarter Pounder out in front of his girlfriend thinking about Wendy’s “Soft and Juicy”? I heard that Burger king got arrested for doing that with his Whopper. Wendy doesn’t care for that stuff, I guess that’s why she’s dating Mr. Softee.

      1. Proud, it is always a joy to see your posts! Mayhap the King was gonna grill his hot dog? The prospect made him grimace, one expects.

  2. Was this an argument over rights to the throne of the Burger King?

    Can I get fries with this story?

  3. Somehow I think this all goes a lot deeper than what is being reported.

    I’m thinking it all stems from a fatal three-way love affair between Ronald, Katie the Karhop, and the Domino’s Pizza Noid.

    So stay tuned for updates as the story unfolds, and remember “Avoid the Noid.”.

      1. From what I understand, Jared will be on the receiving end of a “Footlong” diet until at least 2029.

  4. Meanwhile Dairy Queen was knocked up because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper

      1. I miss the days of the bumper stickers which were “slightly altered” to read, “In N Out Urge”…

    1. What did she expect? After all, she should have been content with her own foot long. But no, she just HAD to get her hands on a Whopper. We can only hope she keeps her little mini burgers away from Jared.

  5. It gets worse. Pappa John’s son, Long John Silver, rode the Subway along with his Pizza Hut Slut to get in a game of Dominoes with these Five Guys. Meanwhile his friend, Captain D, who had paid for a steak, received a Chick Filet instead. He was pissed, and threw it into a Cracker Barrel, which already had a bunch of smoldering hot Chilis in it. His Mexican friend Taco Bell jumped to the rescue by saying, “I Hop”. That is, until an engine from Firehouse Subs arrived. TGI Friday!

    Damn, these conversations get crazier by the minute!!!!

      1. She and her escort de jour were having appetizers at the Golden Corral, then it was off to Denny’s and Perkins for the main meals, topped off by some SOS and coffee at o-dark-thirty at the Waffle House.

  6. Meanwhile one of the owners of Firehouse Subs, a NY based company started by some local hardcore firefighters said, “I hope they all kill each other, so we can double our franchise to 1,800 nationwide”.

    1. Actually, Firehouse Subs is a Jacksonville Fl based chain, started by hardcore Jax Firefighters. Otherwise, it’s probably an accurate quote

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  7. This whole thread has gone high and right- thanks for the grins TAH bros and lionesses!

    !smile!

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