AW1Ed sends us a link to Stars & Stripes which reports that more than 10 Islamic State militants accidentally blew themselves up while transporting an explosive device to their planned site for its detonation;
“They were attempting to move an IED (improvised explosive device) to a crowded area of Achin, but it went off before they reached the planned place,” said Attaullah Khogyani, spokesman for Nangarhar province’s provincial governor.
Twenty-one other militants were wounded, Khogyani said. There were no civilian casualties.
ISIS flags will be flown at half mast throughout Dearborn, Michigan to mark the sad occasion.
It looks like they need to institute the Army’s HASMAT driver’s requirement. More bureaucracy is always good.
When the dumbass terrorists blow themselves up like this, our British brethren call it an “own goal”, as in the terrorists scored against themselves.
Did any of them bounce?
In honor of the newly departed.
Why do Islamist hug their children so often?…
Because they blow up so fast.
And in other news……
“It’s up…..and it’s GOOOD!!!!!!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zKQ2QrdQNA
Looks like a GREAT roller coaster ride, with a REAL bang up finish.
Holy SHI-ITE!
This is the closest they will get to Allah.
I love a happy story.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Aahh yes, more “Wile E. Coyote Bombers”, I love a happy ending! Splodeydopes, one moment you see them and before you know it they’re all over the place!
No more children due to premature detonation.
Guess they got their rocks off.
don’t forget about the White House. as far as the flags go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHbPKcqJoyI
Love Second City Television. Lola Heatherton, Johnie LaRue, Guy Caballero, Bobby Bittman and a ton of other hilarious characters.
There Is Nothing Like A Happy Wensday Morning Story To Start the Day !!!!!!
Damn I-Pad and Spelling
This makes me happy….
:SMILE:
Gene pool cleaned…check
That many less ISIS…check
Sympathizer flags lowered (over U.S. soil)…check
Obama giving extra time to prayers…check
Hillary making sure her cell phone is wiped…check
New recruits poster going up at IED training center…check
Plus 720 virgins gone to waste. Here they come Helen Thomas…enjoy.
Oops! Doncha just hate when that happens? (smile)