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Zombie Scotty Priest appears in court

by Jonn Lilyea••24

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You might remember Scotty Priest whose alleged wife alleged that he had killed himself when he was outed by the folks at Military Phony. A few weeks ago, he made terrorist threats against his local police department which sparked a nation-wide manhunt for his rotting corpse.

Yesterday, his zombie appeared in court to answer for multiple felony charges;

“I commend the joint efforts of Sheriff Keith Byrd and our local law enforcement, the U.S. Marshals Service, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and Homeland Security in the quick apprehension of Mr. Priest,” [District Attorney General Matt Stowe] said in the release.

“Terrorism is on of the most serious crimes that we face. When threats of terrorism are levied against our law enforcement officers, it ties up a tremendous amount of resources and can make it more difficult for our officers to keep us safe,” Stowe said.

I guess we’ll know where he is for a while.

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24 thoughts on “Zombie Scotty Priest appears in court”

    1. Well it there are gentlemen that are serving time in the correctional facility that had previously been in the Marines, I’m sure that he’ll be attending to their balls, quite quickly.
      😀

        1. Was that directed at me or Chip? I don’t believe that I have generated a spew alert since the opening days of the DRG War. Yeah, those were good times.

  5. Bet you that he was sniveling like a little bitch in the courtroom yesterday. Probably enjoying the “all he can eat” cockmeat sammiches and tubesteak at the jail dining facility!

    How long before his public defender starts making statement s that his client “caught teh PTSD”?

  7. This is one Priest who will be on the RECEIVING end of a big ol Johnson. Later on, I can just see him opening a confessional booth in the joint. Thor and Bubba will both be visiting and saying, “Father, I confess to planning on packing your poop chute”. Priest will probably tell him, “My son, that is fine with me as I have a jar of K Y Jelly in my cell. You may repent by wearing my robe and rosary beads while you are humping me. Make it real by calling me Young Man. After all, Father knows best.”

  13. “I guess we’ll know where he is for a while.”

    Hmmm, must be true. I don’t see any new posts on Priest’s Facebook page.

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