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Manbun at Malheur

by Jonn Lilyea••100

David Frye

I think manbuns were listed in Revelations as one of the sure signs of the beginning of the Apocalypse. I detest men who think that tying their hair into a little ball of greasy, unwashed hair on the back of their empty noggins is fashionable. I think this David Fry fellow uses a manbun when he thinks that he can get away with it. He’s currently running the website, defendyourbase.net, for the National Stolen Valor Convention and Circle Jerk at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.

Fry says that he drove through a blinding snow storm to get to Oregon, you know, that’s as heroic as he can get.

Fry is using Bureau of Land Management computers to moderate his website. Apparently, if you read his Google+ account, he’s not a real fan of Jews or Israel. When the media pointed that out, he deleted his #Hitlerwasright and his pro-ISIS hashtags according to Oregon Public Broadcasting;

Fry’s Google+ account shows the Ohio man regularly posts anti-Semitic, homophobic, and pro-Nazi propaganda on social media.

Fry also posts in support of ISIS.

“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR ISIS TO NUKE ISRAELHELL!” he wrote on the site Nov. 30.

When asked to explain his feelings about Israel and ISIS, Fry spoke at length of government conspiracies, plots against multiple countries, Sept. 11, court records, computer viruses on Japanese computers, Fukushima and a Jewish conspiracy against the free world that involves causing nuclear meltdowns.

I was at his Google page briefly and apparently he’s not a fan of chem-trails, either. He also uses Google+ instead of Facebook to post his manbun thoughts because Facebook is an Israeli conspiracy against something or other.

I’ll add that I have no evidence that he wears a manbun – he just looks like the type.

I hear that it was actually one of our number who sent a bag of dicks in our name to the folks at the refuge, and I endorse that message.

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100 thoughts on “Manbun at Malheur”

  1. OY VEY! Those chemtrails, they’re nearly pure Dihydrogen Monoxide! That fercockt shmendrick might be on to something. 😀

    1. You scoff but I’ve seen combat footage from WWII and they had Chem Trails too….how do you explain that? (LOL)

  2. The “bun” is a poor woman’s facelift. First she pulls both sides tight, then braids in the top. Takes 10 years off her face. Pulled too tight?: you may be mistaken for oriental, or left with a permanent toothy grin.

  3. BAG OF DICKS!!!! You guys crack me up! What an “Illustrious” group they have there in Oregon. They have their own in-house anti-Semite!How convenient!

    1. I’m thinking that someone needs to print up a few dozen 8X10 glossies of members of the DRC so that clown car posse can have something to fap to.

      Lord knows both sides deserve each other.

    1. Like scurvy, it’s most likely a computer geek vitamin deficiency brought about by a steady diet of Hot Pockets and Skittles.

      2. Cant tell clearly because of the beaver remnants on the upper lip, but also looks like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as well.

      1. So Gummy Dicks are just like Brondo, only in solid form instead of liquid.

        Have I got that right?

        So Brondo is better than Red Bull?

  10. Fry said he was able to breach security on the government computer with the diabolically clever trick of starting it from Linux on a thumb drive. This is apparently supposed to show he’s a ‘Leet Samurai Moonbat Haxor Dood.

    Or a typical 12-year-old. Take your pick…

    1. If you are suggesting the government should shut down all contracts with purveyors of Red Hat Linux, I think you should consider all the implications of doing so. This contemplated Black Swan Event could have an adverse impact on women owned economically challenged small businesses and their associated stochastics.

  11. Fry a racist??? Say it isn’t so? Just like his crying buttbuddy Rizheimer, who just so happens to have friends that have the same viewpoints… how fucking ironic.

    2. So to steal a phrase from Green Thumb:

      Dude looks all felonious and shit.

      I wonder if he steals his mom’s mascara to darken up that wispy peachfuzz on his face?

      1. Mrs. Whitey is in excellent shape, and you couldn’t pry the smile off her face with hydraulic tools.

  14. Aww, how cute. Looks like they now have their own little branch office of Veteran’s Today at Malheur. Or would that perhaps be a branch office for some other crackpot racist organization that loves conspiracy theories?

  15. He looks like the type one sees on Interstate off ramps with a cardboard sign saying “WILL WORK FOR FOOD, please help, God Bless”.

  18. I am trying to get excited over all this. I just can’t make the connection on how putting a Welcome Center Shit House under siege is going to bring about all this change.

    This kid just likes to make statements that gets everybody all worked up. I would never do something like that of course. Dumb ass here needs mommy or someone to step in and get his ass away from the other loons before he gets hurt.

    Do stupid shit, wins stupid prizes. I sure hope he doesn’t let all that secret gobbermint information on those computers fall into the wrong hands. The damage to public shit houses across the country will be catastrophic.

    1. Well, Dave, this is just like John Brown’s raid on Harper’s Ferry.

      Same amount of planning seems to have gone into both: no supplies, no plan beyond the initial moment, and both seem to have suddenly discovered that the people they expected to rush to their defense have instead told them to FOAD.

      So really, these guys are just performing a historic reenactment.

      1. The irony of John Brown was U.S. Marines were ordered to re-take the aromory…lead by Robert E. Lee.

        I guess Wally the Plumber could lead Operation Pink to break the Shit House Siege.

      1. Nah, these guys are giving people with faith a black enough eye as it is. That seems to piss me off more than most of them.

        If they start preaching End Times Prophecy from the Shit House, I will chime in.

  19. I guess these guys didn’t get the message that the TOWN doesn’t want them there, and NO ONE wants to be associated with them. I’m a couple hours away from these rectal entertainers, and they keep digging in their heels. Stupid is as stupid does!

  20. Even the occupation of Alcatraz Island by Native Americans ended with “Left without power, fresh water, and in the face of diminishing public support and sympathy, the number of occupiers began to dwindle.”

    What will most likely happen with Malheur is that another huge news event will overshadow and the reporters will pack up their cameras and leave.

    It’s not a total loss for the “militias”. They’ll get a few good YouTube videos out of it.

  21. On a completely unrelated note, my son was born 30 minutes ago and is doing great!

      1. Claw, I doubt he would have posted that if she wasn’t…

        Congratulations, TOW, on your new son.!

      2. Mrs. Whitey is in excellent shape, and you couldn’t pry the smile off her face with hydraulic tools.

    3. Outstanding. Enjoy the newest addition to the Whitey clan. You will have many sleepless nights ahead of you, but it is well worth it.

    7. Congratulations!

      If this is your first, just understand four things:

      1 – Baby Einstein toys will actually last more than a month

      2 – Carters clothing is actually the size they say it is.

      3 – Graco products rock. Car seats, playpens, they’re all good

      4 – Any other advice people give you is suspect at best and wrong at worst.

      🙂

      1. You left out these things:

        Frozen waffles are good for cutting teeth because they have their own built-in drool cups.

        Anything that can be pulled open or apart, like stove burner knobs, utensil drawers and liquor cabinet doors, needs a lock on it last year.

        Baby food is not YOUR food. Stop seasoning it to YOUR taste. And stop eating it.

        1. Uh, you HAVE to let them in the liquor cabinet otherwise how can they mix your after work drink?!

          1. Did I tell you my nephew went missing at 15 months, and was subsequently found half asleep in the liquor cabinet, sucking on the cork of a wine bottle?

        2. Also, dog biscuits are good for teething. DO NOT use that zweibak biscotti style teething biscuit for children. Yeck! It turns into a gummy drooly mess.

        1. Well, you’ll learn about how changing a diaper is different with boys real soon.

          BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

          I have one boy that was followed by two girls.

    10. TOW, Jr.
      Give him every bit of love you’re able. It’s an investment with a high rate of return.

    12. Congratulations TOW! Make sure you are quick on changing those diapers, or the “fire hose” will get you!! LOL

    16. I have 6 and could have negotiated something with you to save all the trouble but congrats all the same!

  22. Geez if nazi, anti-semite cranks want to spew their shit from their own home fine, but take a government building to do that? Really?

    C’mon Obama show the same fortitude Reno did under Clinton and bulldoze these little pukes in the dustbin of history as another footnote acknowledgement for whackjobs everywhere.

    1. I would call “Cease Fire” on that just because they’re squatting in a Wildlife refuge that is used by many vacationers, they decided to squat there for attention-whoring purposes while it was closed and unoccupied during the off season. I see the Waco fiasco as Government overreach, it was private property AND there were many other avenues of approach to ending that shy of breaching it with a US Army CEV and letting the cuckoos set it ablaze.

      1. API…Right on point, most all of these Man bun characters are squatting to pee. Tell me they don’t all look like bearded women from some circus. And that dude’s link to what it is labeled as Oregon Standoff when it should read
        Oregon Jerk Off. It appears the influx of dildo donations has attracted some who would like to put them to use. This is probably going to be released as a porn film in the future. Maybe even a snuff flick titled “Maul Her At the Malheur”. When the transvestite midgets start showing up with the shaved heads and road direction tatoos on their assesses, you can start expecting Skelter Helter from the S/M crowd. The kissing booth run by lesbians will take too much business from the tranny gear booth. Fights will break out and all hell will break loose.

        1. Definitely an All-Points Logistics production directed by the one and only False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress.

  24. OK, so I went to this woman’s web site.

    Oh, it is a man.

    Sorry!

    I listened for about 1:45 and then I closed the site never to return.

    So here is what I have to say about this hippie fucht:

  26. Manbuns? Oh, for a very long moment, I thought it was a discussion about a previously unknown native tribe, perhaps discovered hiding in the forests of the PacNW. Sort of an offshoot of the Mandan tribe, but then I saw that I was wrong.

    I will never get rid of that image.

  27. Some clarity is required here as a result of my time in the mens’ room at various truckstop:

    – MANBUN: A method to keep spewed throat yogurt out of one’s hair or fromunda cheese while gargling the hairy boys of the unwashed masses at a truck stop or rest area

    – MAN BUNS: An alternative yet $0.25 more expensive place to deposit throat yogurt. Sometimes I need spare change to buy chiclets.

    The difference should be more clear now.

    sincerely

    John “Faker 6” Giduck

  30. Note to self: If ever I want to take part in a take over of public land to stage a protest, MORE THAN ANYTHING……..Do Not Let The Public Know Someone Sent Me A Dildo!!!!!!!

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