18 thoughts on “Yer Midweek Funny: We Have Found Diogenes’ Honest Man!

  1. I’ve been wondering what happened to Joe “tiny pee pee” Teti… and there he is buying a Powerball ticket.

  2. Of course.

    Tradition has it that the point of working in the oil patch was to make your pile, then marry the prettiest whore you could find.

  3. Odds of not having to go to work tomorrow because you won the Lottery: 310 Million to 1

    Odds of no longer having a job tomorrow when you show up drunk and hungover from drowning your sorrows for spending 500 Dollars and not winning the Lottery: 5 to 1.

  4. I’d put better odds on Soupy Sales showing up tomorrow and getting married to Charles Mansion on television. Call it Tiny Soupy and Mr. Vicky tying the knot.

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