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  3. For those keeping track a certain non-CPO is going to get his ass handed to him next week. We’ve been promised a ring side seat over at the Hair’s place.

      1. More like what Jonn TSO, and a certain REAL DEAL MCPO and others who have tangled with the spawn of satin have alluded to or hinted at that we are to be patient that the real fireworks begin in January.
        2016 is going to be WINNAR WINNAR CHICKEN DINNER for us all. Or a late Very Merry Christmas.

              1. Wow, that brings back memories of nights in the FRG drinking dunkel bock and listening to PH, MB,and the like.

          3. (Best Jackie-Gleason-as-Sheriff-Buford-T-Justice voice):

            “Satin? Five dollars? Let me clue you in, son – Satin’s high-end. You ain’t touchin’ that for less than fifty. And if all you got is fifty, touch is ALL you gonna do!”

        3. Jonn, hope you had a great visit with your son…I can’t wait for January but Santa said “THE BEST GIFT COMES LAST”

    2. Thanks to Senior Chief and his lovely bride for having the time, courage, and fortitude to put that waste of space in his place.

      And of course, to all the others who have taken Bernath’s worthless ass to task. Memo to Lawn Dart Danny: Wouldn’t it have just been easier to admit you’re a lying SOS and just fade away quietly? But noooooooooo, you had to go weapons grade stupid.

      1. Thanks to all the others.

        Jeez. Still can’t brain today. Maybe I should take the weekend off instead of working after all.

  7. Buck Fernath.
    Duck Fallas.
    Chuck Fevalier.

    To the DRG: may you all get crabs for Christmas.

    And to Tiny, Bubba, Thor, and Julio: don’t forget to give your new “roomie” Jason his Christmas present. He certainly deserves one.

    1. “Buck Fernath.
      Duck Fallas.
      Chuck Fevalier.”

      Do a little swapping of names, and you’ve got an even worse kind of Big Chicken Dinner…

  8. No, I haven’t seen Star Wars yet. No, I don’t plan on it anytime soon. No, I still don’t want to hear any spoilers.

    1. I saw the originals, back when they first came out and were called Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. Now that we’re at Star Wars XXVIII or some such, with titles I can’t even make sense of much less remember…I don’t care anymore.

    2. I saw ‘Star Wars’ (now Episode 4?? whatEVah) 26 times. I was in love with that movie.

      And they just HAD to go turn it into a franchise.

      I am sad.

    4. The wife and I are watching the grandbabies so that my daughters and their husbands can go see it tonight. I’m going to have 6 children running around my house tonight and I’m going to love every minute of it.

    1. The little girl was squirming and tipped the film sideways. That’s like, when you drop a roll of film on the floor, you knock everything out of focus. (snirk)

      1. That is what happened to that roll of film that I shot when we were drinking a concoction of Grain Alcohol, sugar and orange Kool ade, mixed in a 5 gallon water can, while on Swift Strike II, circa 1962, outside Sumpter SC. Every damned picture I took was messed up, and I only started the roll when I was on my 2nd canteen cup of Juice, just before I fell asleep passed out for 15 hours.

    2. Don’t sweat it. Daniel Bernath can display his mad photoshop Skillz and fix it right up. He can even add a CPO rank insignia on the kid for no charge.

    1. Wrong code for this weekend.

      And stop sending email to my aol and dia.net code.

      If you want the codes, log on the BRAVO NINER site under “guest” enter PW USATANGOSIX.

      1. Yeah, I thought we got promoted to “miscreants”. I was hoping that would be reflected in this week’s pay stub.

          1. Don’t think sonofabitches get paid, SEA. I think their insurance companies pay other people instead.

            They may, however, eventually get their due.

    3. I am a certified Space Shuttle doorgunner. I have my doorgunner school diploma and my squadron patch. I am not JUST a dickweed.

      2. Meh, it looks like I’M STILL THE ONLY Apollo Mission Door Gunner here. I paved the way for you Space Shuttle Gunners, YOU’RE WELCOME!! 😀

        1. Oh, yeah???? I’m in a squadron going up against the Thannerbs and you aren’t. So there. 😛

        3. HEY, I also wrote the Maintenance Manual for the microthermonuclear reactor on the M666 Plasma burst Gun as well as making improvements on that weapon, YOU’RE WELCOME!!! I also commanded the Task Force that took care of the problems on Zophor 6 and cleaned that place up!

        4. Oh, yeah?!? Well, I’m the one who came up with the idea for the Fully Articulated Remote Troop Transport for Mars Base One.

      3. After I graduated SF course I went to Top Secret school, I can’t really talk about it but I can tell you I went there. Then we did master driver course and I recieved a distinguished service cross after saving a man from jumping off a roof at walmart, the guy wasn’t even a service member either. Then I killed the Ace in the old card deck with Seal Team 12 and got a Soldier Medal with V and arrowhead device. I’d show you my DD214 but they gave me a dd216 instead which is just a black piece of paper because my record is Majestic 10 classified, and the only person besides me who has a copy is the POTUS and the director of the CIA. One time his daughter got kidnapped in Europe (France) and long story short I killed the Albanians that took her and thats how i recieved the Intelligence Star with V device and Hourglass. Yeah, I had a pretty intense career in the Civil Air Patrol, but I don’t wanto come off like I’m bragging so sorry if it does ExPH2 I am not trying to one up you, just telling about my career.

        1. And if you wanto verify any of this just ask my old CPO D. B3rnath (with a 3) who was our Honorary General when I was in Team 12.

        2. The Intelligence Star? Was that the green one or the cobalt blue? They’re for two separate OPS POPS. Just askin’.

        3. JR, I think you forgot one. I’ll loan you mine for the next time you wear your dress uniform.

          It’s the Army of Occupation Medal with the Wintered Over in Grafenwohr Clasp (Third Award).

          All the chickies really go for that one.

  12. Just wanted to post my weekly shout out to Dickless Danny-boi and his butt buddy, the purple clown suited QuEeFeRs!!!

    Sounds like Santa and his elves are gonna leave a lot of reindeer shit in someones stocking, very, very soon!!!

    1. Hell, I heard rumor that Santa’s elves are gonna take turns shitting in their stockings as well!! 😀

    1. Rumor has it that something big has our law enforcement and our government freaking out
      something big is up maybe ?????

        2. Pinto Nag I call it slow boil like the frog nobody seems to care until it’s to late.. We really need to get the banking and other big corporations out of politics or we are finished

    2. And who is watching them from the US side of the border? (I really wanted to drop in that Herr Toht quote from ‘Indiana Jones, but the sound bite doesn’t load too well.)

      1. FWIW, the Texas Governor has extended the National Guard’s border mission down here. I think it was set to end at the end of the year. Something about a surge of “unaccompanied minors”.

        Uh-huh…

      1. I do believe he said be very afraid of all BLACK GUNZZ and that we should ban them immediately…. oh mi SCARY BLACK GUN !!!!!! what are we going to do

    5. Is it not obvious that complacency is not an option if we want to be safe from these thugs? Complacency will destroy a civilization every time.

  15. Can’t just anybody be a B1tch, so watch who you give that much revered title. Can’t just anybody even be a B2tch.

      1. No! 59th comment!

        I aint 59 years old.

        Not that there is anything wrong with being 59.

        Ok, whatever!

        Do I look that old?

        Shit, now I am worried!

        Out!

        1. Nooo…. now that I’m looking at the post with my glasses I got it Lol 🙂 oop’s
          my apologies:)

  19. By the way, thanks to whoever anonymously sent me the Tschibo coffee for Christmas. You’ve done more for our national security than the entire Obama Administration.

      1. Skippy,

        You ever notice, Jonn rarely answers our comments!

        He sits there, cigar in hand, sipping rum within reach, shaking his head and saying to himself, “look what have I created”.

          1. oops wrong button, Skippy… Last summer a friend of a good friend sent me a box of Cuban Cigars and I got it last week. I gave them to the owner of a cigar shop now that their legal.
            My brother sent me two of his painting (not framed) and it cost more to send then framing them @ $450 a piece.
            I’m still searching for a special brand of RUM…POINT ME TO THE RIGHT DIRECTION PLEASE. IT’S for a really nice guy…

            1. my favorite cigars are Hoyo de Monterrey the Cubans, also a pretty good knock of them come from Honduras or is that Guatemala, I don’t remember.
              it’s a little strong but smooth, and as far as Rum goes, I don’t have a taste for it. probably because in my younger days I over did it on parrot bay rum and ever since my stomach turns Lol…. 🙂
              now if you like tequila that is easy to hook you up with 🙂
              now the Mex Border is about 50-60 miles from my house if you can think of what if is I can pick it up and send it to you 🙂

              1. I wrote the name of the Rum in the back of a credit card so I can remember. When the kid comes home I’ll get the name to you

      1. You always make clever statements, Ex-PH2..

        And of course, your comments about your meals are superb as well..

        Are you sure you aren’t Joan Rivers twin (compliment or insult?) as well as a Secret Chef that may be featured on Cooking Shows?

        Wonder if Elk taste better than Reindeer.

        Still think a couple of those guys look like DB or DW…and wonder if the DI has loads of hair under his cover (speaking of a GOOD D with initials of DS, Extreme Santa Experience)…

  21. I will be in Pittsburgh this weekend attending the Association of Syntax Specialist.

    An annual thing we do, staying at Marriott.

    So, if you are around shoot me an email.

    Just don’t use aol account or dia.net.

  22. So, I was checking out Mike Rowes (of Dirty Jobs fame) Facebook page. I notice a comment on the side of it, “You are an idiot”. Sure enough, the name of the poster……Commissar. What are the odds?

    2. Well BLESS HIS HEART, it’s very likely he’s getting all the attention he wants and more. That and he’s likely to find many a fellow shit-for-brained loony-tune that agrees with him on Farcebook!

    4. Holy shit. Not shocked. I guarantee it was on Mike Rowe’s post, in which he ripped Bernie Sanders a couple of days ago for claiming people only had two options; college or prison. Nice rebuttal Lars. Quite the intellectual, you fucking Marxists twat.

      2. Lars needs to seriously consider suing his brain for nonsupport, he can go fart peas at the moon for all I care!!

  23. Commo Check, Over.

    Had the code monkey/super geek work on my computer today.

    I need to see if I can get my message across.

    1. DIA is up. Use ALPHA codes for comm checks. NSA covers next weekend working on RRNRD code.

  24. Wishing a Very Merry Christmas to all here in my TAH family! However each of you may celebrate this coming day, I wish the very best for you and your families. Health, safe travels and in general…God Speed to each of you. I especially want to wish a great and Merry Christmas to all of our service men and women, wherever they may be stationed or deployed. I hope they all know that many more than just their loved ones miss them and are praying for their swift and safe homecoming.

    2. Sparks. Hope you are well! Sincere thanks and wishing you the same. Hoping you have a great Christmas and an excellent New Year full of health and happiness. I echo your well said sentiments for our men and women deployed. Godspeed to all.
      -GDC

  26. I visited the Hickory Hooters today on a secret mission ordered by House 6 (buy a gift card as a joke). I made several observations:
    –Round Ranger was not present (newbies, Round had pictures of himself in Ranger garb in this very Hooters);

    –the young lasses there are not wearing very much. Last time I was in one they wore tank tops and shorts…nice but but not overly naughty. These lasses were wearing titty bar attire and they were all hammers. The new Hooters ACU apparently includes a triangular shaped pouch for their order books, pens, etc. Guess where they wear that pouch? Your eyes are drawn to it.

    I’m just reporting as a public service.

    2. If only a certain part of those lasses’ anatomy would QUIT staring at my eyes!!! 😀

  27. Everyone wants to be first.

    Well I have a first on this thread.

    My dog was the first to drop a huge steaming pile of Phil Monkress in my neighbors yard.

    Take that!

    1. 3v3ry0n35 4 1337 h4x0r 0n 7h3 1n73rw3b5

      Ecspecially bernie boy, have you seen his 1337 h4x0r and Web page creation skills?

  30. Check out the comment in the FB section above. Looks like Cheeseslayer is going to court next.

    The worlds popcorn supply is already taking a hit from the upcoming failed lawyer show. It’s going to take a bigger one if heavy drop is in court at the same time.

    On the plus side of the Chevy case, if he goes to jail for his antics, there will be a glut of cheese on the market and prices will come down. Also less milk will have to be diverted to cheese production, so prices for pretty much every dairy product will drop.

    1. I am currently “deep in the heart of Texas” or a personal visit, and unbeknown to me, it spontaneously developed into a Stolen Valor Reality Tour. My first full day here, I had my very first ride in a Jaguar. The car looks nice. Very nice. Performance-wise not so great. When he started the vehicles, it makes some annoying screeching noise. I get in the front seat passengers side, and after much difficulty, the door finally closes. I’ll need to inspect the car owners mailbox for a door. Then, a few miles away, I am visiting another associate, and across the street is a one story cinderblock building with one door and no windows. In big block letters facing us are the letters IOOF. WTF is IOOF? Walk around the block, and there is another sign with it spelled out and the emblem of the organization, International Organization of Odd Fellows. And a quick check of Heavy Chevy shows that I am twenty minutes from his last known location. Maybe I should take advantage of this to head over to the mall and pick up a home cheese fondue kit for Chevy this Christmas.

      1. Just hang out at a doughnut shop in his AO and you’ll likely see him appear just in time for the 1/2 off sale on their day-old merchandise!

      2. OH, and don’t just look for a dilapidated former Police Car, HIS is the one with stretch marks on it from bearing his weight and bulk!

  31. Most of the online retales are doing awesome jobs.

    Some suck ass.

    Guess which ones I get to deal with! Memo to self: never deal with a company that doesn’t allow me to contact a human when I call customer service. Goes straight to voicemail, they claim they’ll get back to you within 72 hours.

    That was a week ago.

    2. Dummy! Why aren’t you shopping at RangerUp dot Com? I had a small problem placing my order yesterday, and Tom, (yes, THEE TOM), took the call and showed me the error of my ways and all went well. Besides, they are all tight with Mike Schlitz, and that says tons.

  32. I know this will sour the milk for youse GUYZZZ for the whole weekend, but you should really pay attention to this, and read the article about Kurdish women in peshmerga.

    http://blogs.reuters.com/great-debate/2015/12/17/the-women-warriors-giving-isis-nightmares/

    You have to understand the psychological impact it will have on these murdering thugs to not just face the prospect of being shot and killed by a mere WOMAN, but the actual event itself. In THEIR idiom, being killed by a woman does not lead to martyrdom and those 72 love socks.

    It is a beeline straight to Hell for Eternity.

    If the only thing that will drive ISIS/Daesh to defeat and oblivion is to put women into combat roles, and WE have women who are willing to take those risks, then WE should follow the example of the Kurds and train women for combat in all branches.

    If this threatens your sense of yourselves as men, it is immaterial. These women are killing ISIS/Daesh fighters, whether you believe it or not.

    If you don’t understand the psychological impact this has on them, and how demoralizing it is to others, you are missing the point.

      1. I’m all for a “Like” and a “Dislike button displaying both numbers, that could be useful on trolls!

    3. I looked at the photos of them training.. a few are snipers! I’d imagine that they fight like the devil against ISIS… like Soviet women during the “Great Patriotic War”.

      God bless them for standing up and fighting the ISIS bastards – they got bigger balls than bodaprez…

      1. I’m guessing that they train to be extremely accurate, because they probably don’t have the bulk quantities of ammo that US troops would have.

    4. I’m for that and mega-KUDOS to those Warrior Women as well! Right now I merely settle for putting a dab of bacon fat in the tip of every hollowpoint round I have in my CC weapon!

      1. I read everything I could find on these WARRIOR WOMEN and am blown away. I know that if America was in the same situation our LADY WARRIORS would be just as good or better.
        Would love to see the expression on a ISIS murderers face just as he realizes that a woman is ending his life and there’s no 72 virgins waiting to meet him. LMSS…

  34. BUDDHA,
    Give me the strength and wisdom to keep me in check when it comes to a certain LOSER.

    Make me understand that I am dealing with a mentally challenged (by his own doing) sissy who barks like a pit bull in emails, but hides like a wimp behind closed doors.

    2015 is almost over and we wait patiently for the movie to begin.

    1. If you are speaking of Birdbath he has a court date tomorrow.
      On the 23rd we should get an after action report of biblical and epic proportions

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