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Billy Oliver; phony Ranger/Delta

by Jonn Lilyea••80

Bill Oliver

The folks at Special Forces Poser Patrol send us their work on this Billy Oliver fellow. It seems he thought that he could apply for a job that he thought was a contractor job. He claimed all kinds of wild and bogus shit about being a Ranger and Delta Force operator. The place where he was applying got suspicious and asked him for some creds. He replied that he was too secret squirrel to answer them.

Oliver busted

Billy Oliver Secret Squirell

So they sent his bogus claims to SFPP.

He has a long history of making these claims, I guess;

Billy Oliver newspaper beret

Here’s a picture from when he claimed that he trained Secret Service to protect Air Force One with the actual Air Force One aircraft;

Billy Oliver AF1

Or maybe it wasn’t the actual craft;

Billy Oliver AF1 2

Here’s more of his claim to be a Ranger in a newspaper article about his ninja-training business;

Billy Oliver article

He spent six years in the active and reserve forces from 1978-1984. He was in the 82d Airborne Division as a carpenter in the 27th Engineer Battalion. Not a Delta Force Operator or a Ranger. He was discharged as a Private First Class.

Billy Oliver FOIA

Billy Oliver Assignments

Billy Oliver 3

This showed up on his Facebook yesterday morning, in advance of his being busted;

Bill Oliver apology

ADDED 12-11-2015: Oliver updated his apology to include some of his other lies;

Bill Oliver Apology Updated

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80 thoughts on “Billy Oliver; phony Ranger/Delta”

  1. Perfectly honorable peacetime service – and he crapped all over it by lying about what he did.

    He did come clean. Maybe he learned his lesson; maybe not. Time will tell.

    1. I doubt it. That apology smacked of desperation more than anything else.
      You make a fast apology, hope the SV Community doesn’t post your history, pray that people will forget your apology in a few weeks, then go right back to lying again.
      Standard Poser Operation Move #3.

  3. Yeah, he’s really sorry now that he’s busted…

    P.S.: To all potential posers out there: The Secret Squirrel routine with the DD-214 and associated records is now so old and busted you really should trying something else…

    1. My actual records and certification are stored in a vault on V391 Peg b and I won’t have access to them for another 13.5 geodesic periods.

      3. Every time I ask about mine they mention something about a “black hole”.
        I assume that’s the S1 section.

  4. He may not have been able to get a job with Vector Defense Systems, but I imagine that All-Points Logistics would take him on the spot.

    Clown.

    2. Perhaps he would be a better fit with First Tech Solutions. They have always had a policy of transparency. In fact they they go so far that they remove all their mail box doors so the public can see what mail they are getting.

  5. Damn. Is it just me, or does this guy look like he could be “Snake Eyes” Jordan’s brother or cousin?

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  8. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!?????
    TWO APOLOGIES IN TWO DAYS????

    Actually Billy here is shit and he’s sorry he got caught. He was rocking the lie BIG TIME and it bit him in the giant ass.

    He threw up some shit on a corner of FB that no one will ever see ans is only sorry he was going to be made a HUGE fool of.

    Alberto Bert Ruiz, I actually have some respect for.

    He stood up and took it like a man, in the Press and here and did it right.
    https://www.azuse.cloud/?p=63153

  9. Six years and he left as an E3? Was he a dickstepper or the perpetually mediocre type? Time will tell if he means what he says or if he’s only sorry he got caught!

    1. API: I originally thought the same thing. However, only 3 years were active duty. The guy had nearly 10 mo DEP time, then served in the USAR (Control Group) for the rest of his MSO after being discharged from active duty.

  10. Dude had it goin’ on. He got to be airborne AND learn a marketable job skill (carpentry). That’s cheating, aint it?

  14. If your apology is legit, then good on you. If it’s not…then KARMA. That’s all I have to say. Karma.

  15. I remember my dear old mom telling me “you’re only sorry you were caught” as she wailed away on my backside.

    Let’s wait and see if this guy really means it.

  16. Any dickweed can get my 214. For 4 years I was outside the continental US (Alaska). I didn’t do anything cool and nobody shot at me. In October 1973 my entire unit was standing around with our personal weapons and TA-50 but Israel withdrew and the Russians went home. After 12 hours or so, so did I. That’s it.

    Sub-basement? How do you guys get your 214s buried so deep? Sounds more like secret gopher or secret woodchuck – way beyond squirrel.

      1. The secret rodent hierarchy from lowest to highest

        Chipmunk
        Squirrel
        Woodchuck
        Gopher
        muskrat
        Mink
        hedgehog
        Wombat
        Badger
        Wolverine

  17. ACU trousers with civilian shirt? He appears to be a graduate of the Daniel A. Bernath School of Fashion!!! 😀

      1. Gee whiz, it couldn’t happen to a more deserving individual. Did he forget to pay his bill or has his shit caught up with him? 😀

      3. Meh, his one that uses “special” is down but his website that uses this site’s name is still up. Maybe he’s run out of money like it was airplane fuel?

          1. it uses the same name as this but ends in .is. On it he’s currently simultaneously accusing two different Women of being Ex-PH2.

  18. Him posing by the AF-one mock up reminds me of our favorite fake AF LT-Col Chubbyliar photo shopping himself by an Air Force Jet.

  19. Dude seriously you’re dd214 is too secret. Come on get some better lines. Seriously what a dick

    1. He probably has one, bunni-boi. You, on the other hand, IMO probably don’t – unless you got one when you washed out of basic training.

      So . . . where is that DD214 you said you’d provide? Have you sent a copy to Jonn yet? Is figuring out how to use a copy machine and/or mail a letter beyond your abilities without assistance? Or maybe “little bunni fe-fe” ate it – right, brah-boi?

      Did fefe leave you because you couldn’t keep him/her satisfied even by “busting a nut” with him/her? By the way – is fefe a buck or a doe?

      Now go home and get your (famous) shine box.

        1. That’s Phildo.

          Excuse me, Coldiron.

          I did not want to take away from your accomplishments. And I needed to make sure The False Commander Phil Monkress, your john and CEO of All-Points Logistics, got his due credit as well.

          Turd.

      2. Brah wtf you know I’m trying. I told you I didn’t put correct postage and it was mailed back. I am trying but I have been busy training for this upcoming rodeo and I never get off work early enough. Some of us have jobs Hondo unlike you who must just party all day. I got bills to pay and bunnies to feed brah. Ya feel feel me brah? I got bunnies that depend on me so therefore I have to work ridiculous hours and in my spare time I train for the rodeo and slay some poon tang. More of the later.

        Seriously whoever called me dildo waffleiron is immature and needs to grow up and get a pair. They can show up at my next rodeo and prove themselves brah.

        1. Bunny food my ass. You’re still making payments on your ranger tattoo, aren’t ya dumbass. What’s the prize money for barrel racing nowadays? This guy Oliver is stupid, but he’s nothing compared to you, bunny sniffer. When you going to come feed my hogs?

        3. Bunni-boi, you’re so clueless you’re probably still wondering if poontang is found under the left or right arm. If someone offered you a free one-way trip to Pyongyang you’d take it, thinking you were about to get laid for the first time in your life.

          Cut the crap with the excuses, fefe-forker. That “wrong postage” excuse is ridiculous, and should embarrass even a tool like you. Mailing up to 3 sheets of 8.5″ x 11″ paper in one standard envelope takes precisely one “Forever” stamp (or one prepaid envelope) – and those are what the Post Office sells for letters these days. A DD214 is typically no longer than 2 pages. (The part of the SF180 you mail is only one page.) If it exists at all, your alleged DD214 won’t have any continuation page – so the copy will take only one page.

          Any number of places sell envelopes and stamps; many others have photocopiers. Go make a copy of your “DD214”, get a stamp and an envelope, stamp and address the envelope, put the copy of the DD214 in the envelope and seal it, and mail the damn thing. You can do all of those when the Post Office is closed; total time, maybe 45 min tops including travel time – and probably 30 min or less. Just drop the letter in the mail box outside the Post Office if it’s closed when you get there.

          Bottom line: it’s damn obvious you’re stalling, making truly stupid excuses and hoping we’ll forget your lies and quit calling you on them. We won’t, brah-boi.

          Now go home and get your (feeble) shine box.

          1. Just so I can get this straight, Dalton NEVER served in military, right?

            haha surprised you guys even let this guy post on here. Due to his outstanding lies.

              1. Ah okay, now I remember now. I just looked at his facebook a hour ago. Not surprised to see he has one rodeo picture as ‘proof’

                1. Brah you stalking me? Quit being a freak and trying to check me out. You rodeo brah?!?!?

                  Listen I rodeo.you got a problem brah? We can settle it at the next rodeo.

                  Hondo, I am busy unlike you who just goofs all day.

                  2. If you’re talking to me, “brah-boi”, you need to reply to me – not to someone else. Or are you too thick to realize that?

                    Yeah, bunni-boi, we know you like that “youngman rodeo”. You’ve told us that before. Whatever floats yer boat, I guess.

                    By the way . . . where’s the DD214? Did you mail a copy to Jonn yet?

                    Now go home and get your (flashing) shine box.

                2. Does he still have that photo of Kody Lostroh, claiming it’s him? If he does, I’ll notify the PBR and the PRCA.

    2. SHUT UP, BUNNY FART!! Where the pisspants pudfuck is your DD214 and proof of your Rodeo Competition, o bedwetting thumbsucking booger-eating candyassed creampuff of an enema-loving Mama’s BOY?

    3. Hey Dildo Cockholster…. where’s the 214? Can’t figure out postage? Don’t know where the local Post Office is? Felching little FeFe again? Prepping for the next Rump Riding Rodeo at the local gay bar?

      You’re as fucked up as a football bat, boy!

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