For some reason, Don Buzney of Rutgers Radio’s Veterans Corner, invited us to be back on his radio show to talk about Stolen Valor.
TSO won’t be joining us this time, so it will be just me and MCPO. It starts at about noon-so you’ll want to be there for it, if you can crowd your way in to the broadcast what with all of the trolls who take notes.
I am in ‘hair and make up’ right now, some stylist dude named Dieter says it is mandatory. Why the shoulder and neck message … I don’t know?
I am so confused …
See you on the radio …
I wouldn’t worry until Dieter asks you to touch his monkey.
And if Hans Gretel shows up with Das Boot or Das Horn, run.
OK, you win, finally someone is tracking on my humor!
Whatever you do, DON’T. TOUCH. HIS. MONKEY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSWtCrqB3E4
Great Minds Hondo….
ChipNASA,
You may have a ‘great mind’ and I have met HONDO’s mind, you Sir are no HONDO!
OVER!
HOOOOOOAH !!!!!!!!!!!
Totally off subject, but I think this is something that the readers at TAH will appreciate, all except for Lars that is.
http://monsterhunternation.com/2015/12/03/guns-and-vultures/
Here’s my favorite quote from the piece:
“Oh, and that meme about how the NRA would surely be in favor of “reasonable” gun restrictions if large numbers of black men started getting CCWs? You do realize the NRA was founded by former Union officers in order to train blacks how to shoot in order to defend themselves against democrats, right? And that American gun control laws originated to keep blacks and other “undesirables” from being armed?”
A retired grunt speaking from within his bunker and a Master Chief from the old goats locker, we need to work on our Public Affairs office.
Can’t we get one of those smoking hot Asian reporters to do our PA’s? Not that Jonn doesn’t have a sexy voice.
Maybe that Hobo guy can use one of the apps that electronicly alter his voice, then we would sound all covert.
In studio and drunk!
Well, you seem to be following the lead of our Admirals. Are you naked too?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/09/navy-admiral-reportedly-fired-for-public-drunkenness-nudity-at-conference/?intcmp=hpbt3
Standing.
Photographic proof or it didn’t happen
Whatever you do, don’t call Obama a pussy.
I mean, he is, but try not to go all Ralph Peters on us.
You two need to bust out some phat rhymes and represent!!
“There once was a man named Phildo,
who like to work a …..”
You guys get the point.
Awesome!
“There once was a man named Phildo,
who liked to work a cock and balls more than a dog likes licking his pecker?”
It doesn’t rhyme, but modern poetry no longer requires iambic pentameter…
Perhaps if you tried Haiku?
there Phildo awaits
his cock and balls to be licked
by rabid badgers
you asked for a Haiku? ^_^
Not too shabby! It gives even that rather bawdy subject a certain elegance, don’t you think?
Please don’t encourage the children!
But, I have to say ..damn good haiku construct.
Honey, after that, you need to brush your teeth before I let you kiss me.
^_^
Daniel Bernath sues
He screams while his face turns blue
We all scoff at him.
My first haiku since Grade School, any critiques? 😀
“There once was a turd named Phil Monkress…
Who like to lie to Congress…”
Hey this about me not Mark!
Us miscreants say thanks for acknowledging our presence here!!
It bugs me that I think he can’t pronounce Jonn’s last name right.
(Nor can I for that matter)
Lil-lee-aye
Lil-YAY
Lil-Yah
Lil-Lee-Yahh
Eee-Eye-Eee-Eye-Oh….
Same on mine:
Hoy
Hoye
Hoyee
Hoeyee
Hoeeye
Hoeeyee
Hoeyaeiou
Don is a great guy, USMC and a Vietnam Veteran!
At least it wasn’t Hooey.
LOL
😀
I’m no cunning linguist, but I have heard “hooey” is a bad word in Rooskie.
Damn….missed it – just got home from Northport VA.
RU!! As a Rutgers College and Law School grad look fwd to listening. Props to Duncan and Nancy MacMillan for the vets scholarship as well. I think it’s still available for vets 21 to 30 years old at RU.
Rutgers has 2000 Vets on average attending.
It has the only weekly college/university Vets radio show in the country according to Don.
Somehow, I amd not surprized.
Oh crap missed it. Well at least I know about the show now.
We recorded show.
WSRU to provide for miscreants who missed it.
Hmmmm… I wonder if a certain non-fuel-checking non-CPO decided to tune in and record it while seething and plotting some kind of half-assed lawsuit?
Can those of us who missed it get a link?
Also, I hope they don’t let comments on their page otherwise they might get sued for not allowing the Stolen Valor phonies their time in the form of Crash-and-Bernath.
Good job, gentlemen!
Good job, gentlemen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-ckgNsSqOE
Thank you for the link.. Good job!
That’s the one recorded in Feb 2015…not today.
I’ve been running errands all day.
What’d I miss?
Is there a recording?
Is there a link to the recording?
If you go on there again, and he says you can’t use the phonies’ names on air, PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE say, “Okay, we’ll call him…Turd Furguson”
we’d have to start numbering them Turd Ferguson1, Turd Ferfuson2 and so forth so we could keep them straight ^_^