Don Shipley’s declaration

Last night, our buddy, Don Shipley sent this and asked us to post it to his fans. It’s pretty plain spoken and doesn’t need any explanation from me, so without further ado;

I’m pushed by Dan Bernath only because of who I am, and I respond only because he attacks my wife of 35-years. What I find is a whole bunch of nothing in Florida. A coward in Ft Myers who attacks women, my wife, my female employees, to get a rise outta me and hides behind a keyboard and a cheap law degree and who’s only contribution to this nation was as a photographer with less that three and a half years on Naval Service. Less than THREE and a half years…

A clown who peers through the shutters in his filthy house, hides behind his wife, and threatens. A run-away who puts a pistol on his side as a sick and deranged bluff for my wife, a SEAL wife and mother, that goes nowhere as she doesn’t back down…

And today… When Daniel Alan Bernath can show off his disbarred lawyer stuff and bring the wrath of the law down on me in front of the legal system in Florida, he chooses to show up WAY early and get a judge to continue his bullshit and dart from the building before we even arrive because he is a cowards coward.

I have all my possessions, my training course weapons, my house, my vehicles, and my reputation intact and I’ll show everyone that many times the pen is not mightier than the sword.

This time… I will ask for help from “everyone” instead of Diane and myself and our stolen valor friends fighting this spineless legal coward alone.

Every subscriber, every fan, every person and their families who have been stolen from by these gutless military imposters I will ask for help from.

Every kid with a keyboard, every adult with a pen, and everybody with any influence whatsoever I will ask for help so I can continue my work exposing impostors and not be distracted by this mindless silly, billy-bastard.

It’s about to get interesting around here.

Please spread the word to watch my YouTube Channel, my Facebook, and every other outlet I have as I begin a cyber beating of Dan Bernath few have ever experience, or witnessed, for his stealing from disabled children who depend on us, SEAL Phonies that need busted, and his despicable distractions from charities we support having to deal with this lumpy sack of dick-shit.

Don Shipley. BUD/S 131, SEAL Team ONE, SEAL Team Two. The guy who did NOTHING to Dan Bernath…
Owner Extreme SEAL Experience.com

Comments

217 responses to “Don Shipley’s declaration”

  1. Well now, this is going to be interesting.

    Gonna look like a Pee Wee football team being run over by an NFL team. ANY NFL team.

    That DRC founding member down to Florida has played some stupid games, and is about to win some prizes he really doesn’t want. But he’s gonna get them anyway.

    1. With the exception of the Green Bay Packers…

      1. Jabatam

        Ouch…low blow.

        At least you didn’t say the Colts

        1. And I’m a diehard Packer fan too…
          We are all just plain despondent over their collapse…
          Maybe I should get whining lessons from Birdbath…

  2. Combat Historian

    —Shit just got real…

    1. sj

      Self inflicted wound. Sucking chest style.

      1. Silentium Est Aureum

        Like shooting yourself in the head.

        With a howitzer.

      2. A Proud Infidel®™

        Like finding an unexploded HE warhead in an Impact Zone and pounding on it with a hammer.

        Like pounding on a suspected IED with a stick pretending it’s a pinata!

      3. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

        Like drinking yourself to death with rubbing alcohol.

    2. desert

      Think about it, what choice does this despicable turd have but to continue this line of B.S., the alternative is for him to just shut up and admit he is lower that whale shyt and thats on the bottom of the ocean….it sickens me as a former sailor to this this scumsucking pig once wore the uniform!

  3. A Proud Infidel®™

    Methinks that Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps Clone will never stop digging and ditto for his sniveling slobbering lackey, *SLUUUURP!*41!

  4. Ben Rutherford

    Keep up the good work Don and guys!! I have ran into several of these holes from all services. Lets expose and get rid of them. I can’t say what I really want to do with them here…….0311doc FMF

  5. Bobo

    Looking forward to the next update from Don. That SOB is going to make me spend $10 a month just to watch this unfold.

  6. That Guy

    Where is his law degree from anyway?

    1. Bobo

      Southwestern University School of Law in Los Angeles. I’m betting that that’s one diploma that they regret handing out.

      1. GDContractor

        I have always wondered how the real CPOs feels about one of there own mentoring Birdbath along the path to getting his GED while aboard ship. Disclaimer: If that story is even true.

        1. GDContractor

          * their own

    2. Hondo

      It’s listed here:

      http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/116636

      SW Uniersity SOL a private law school that opened in 1970s. Its full-time program fell out of “US News and World Reports” rankings 2 years ago (it’s now “unranked”). In 2011, it ranked 121st.

      It also seems to have a pretty spotty record of placing its graduates in positions requiring a law degree and bar admission. Statistics indicate that less than 2/3 of the school’s graduates pass the bar, and less than 45% end up employed as lawyers 9 months after graduation (154th out of 197 US law schools).

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southwestern_Law_School

      All in all, I’d say it’s not exactly on a par with Harvard Law.

      1. valerie

        That pass rate does not tell the whole story.

        “First-timers who graduated of California law schools accredited by the American Bar Association passed at rate of 54 percent, versus 47 percent among repeaters. First-timers from out-of-state ABA-accredited schools passed at a rate of 41 percent to 38 percent for repeaters.May 18, 2015.”

        Those are persistent numbers.

        They have their test, and they have what they want to see, which is completely unrelated to the competent practice of law. At least some accredited law schools have for-credit courses in taking the essay portions of the California bar, because unless you are clued in, you will never figure it out, again because what they are looking for is completely unrelated to the competent practice of law.

        But if you pass the test and you are an illegal alien, you can practice law in California. The California Supreme Court said so. So much for the character and fitness investigation.

        Bernath was/is licensed in California. That means Bernath passed the California bar, and its character and fitness investigation. That is more of a commentary on the nature of the California Bar than it is of Bernath.

      2. USMCMSgtRet

        Bernath makes Saul Goodman look like a pro.

        1. Tom Huxton

          Saul Goodman was a pro.

          1. A “Criminal” defense attorney !!!
            Heisenberg lives…

      3. Reb

        I would love to go against Bernie in court. I follow the legal system and he shits on it. A class action against Bernath with all who’ve been harassed..

  7. Well Bernutless, this is going to leave a mark, isn’t it? It has always sucked to be you, but this is the “Hoover Industrial Vacuum” quality suck phase that you are now entering. Your knowledge of the court system will not help you against the friends of “The Hair”. And you thought that bringing you Goooooooogle fame, was something, Daniel A Bernath, watch this, (from behind those ridiculous curtains), as the urea slowly drips out of that catheter.

  8. Ten Bears

    Do stupid tricks. Win stupid prizes.

  9. OAE CPO USN Ret

    Daniel Alan Bernath (GOOGLE INFAMOUS) the Non-CPO never was, never will be.

    There is two thing he’s good at.

    Running.

    And lying.

    1. Hack Stone

      But, ironically, not flying.

      1. CWORet

        LOL!!!!!

  10. A Proud Infidel®™

    Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone, may you become at least as widely known and liked as that other name I mentioned. It is my opinion that you’re trying to achieve Guinness World Records in stupidity and attention whoring!

  11. SFC D

    Tell Bernath we’re coming. And hell’s coming with us!

    1. Skippy

      I second that all the way ^^^^^^^^^

    2. HMCS (FMF) ret.

      THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMIN’ FOR YOU DANNY-BOI!!!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3QP1kYWuMI

  12. sapper3307

    How does Dan Bernath the disabled, disbarred no gas in the tank fake CPO. Dart from a court house without his required crutches? Its time this medical fraud was reported to the V.A and Social Security.
    p.s thanks again to The Don and his wife.

    1. Ex-PH2

      What makes you think he’s done anything more than publicly claim he’s disabled? Where’s the proof? A pair of crooked canes are not proof of disability, nor iw wearing an unneeded colostomy bag into a court session.
      It’s hogwash and nothing else.

      1. Bobo

        There is the handicapped plate on his car.

        1. sapper3307

          Dan Bernath (non-CPO) may be suffering from extreme carpel tunnel syndrome from over catheterizing himself. Or from giving to many handy jobs to SlerPmanCoMiTh.

        2. Ex-PH2

          True, Bobo, but then, he frequently leaves his accessories behind and runs out of the courtroom lickety-split, when he loses.

          1. A Proud Infidel®™

            I bet he has a Frequent Customer Card at “Crutches ‘R’ Us”! 😀

    2. Reb

      Already been contacted…we wait..

  13. B Woodman

    Awwwww, shit. Bernutless, you just stirred the shit, and kicked the griz bear. I don’t care how prepared you think you are, you ain’t prepared in the least.

    I’d wish you good luck, . . . . . but I won’t.

    1. CWORet

      Didn’t just kick the griz. Kicked the griz in the nutsack and slapped Mrs. griz in the face. This will be interesting indeed.

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        It’s like that AND he kicked their cub in the face in full view of Momma Bear!

  14. Green Thumb

    Bernath works balls.

    1. Green Thumb

      I wonder what Phildo thinks about all of this?

      He has to be watching. Especially considering the time and effort he has put into “scrubbing” his negative image from the internet.

  15. Ex-PH2

    I think I can truly say that I have found more interesting stuff than bernutsky in the bottom of the cat box. Crashing bore, he is.

  16. thebesig

    Daniel Alan Bernath: Civilized people have had enough of Diane Shipley,

    I’m sorry, but you don’t speak for civilized people. You speak for arrogant blowhards who’ve been failures most of their lives. You’re jealous that Don and Diane Shipley have succeeded in life, consistently, where you’ve been a consistent failure.

    Daniel Alan Bernath: Phony seal of the week click here

    Between the Shipleys and you, the only phony that I see here is you. You’re a phony CPO as you never were a CPO, honorary or otherwise. You’ve self identified as a “retired attorney,” but we really know what that means, now, don’t we? :mrgreen: You didn’t really retire, but you know that your days of being a substandard lawyer are over. You see the writing on the wall, something we’ve seen regarding you for a long time.

    Daniel Alan Bernath: Don Shipley PayPal Patriot

    And you’re jealous of them, aren’t you? Don managed to parley his background to a money making enterprise. One of them really, as he has set up another income stream related to his experiences. What have you done in comparison? Attempted, and failed repeatedly, to parlay your experiences into money making successes. The Shipleys succeeded, you failed, and you’re butthurt because you expect your lackluster and substandard efforts to bring you one success after another.

    Somewhere inside, you’re crying, “It’s not fair! I should be the one succeeding from my experiences, not them!”

    Had you been in Don Shipley’s boots, you would’ve done the same thing. But, since you never learned to restrain your hot headedness and arrogance, and to do what you’re supposed to do instead of what you wanted to do, you repeatedly stepped on your dick your entire life. You only have yourself to blame, and to direct your anger and jealousies to, not the Shipleys, This Aint Hell, or anybody else.

    Daniel Alan Bernath: will teach any Muslim how to kill Americans if you give him $2000. US Navy trained him and he’ll tell you all he knows click here WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN

    Nope, not how it works. His course involves teamwork, leadership, and pushing your mental and physical abilities beyond their limits, and beyond their new limits. There’s no way he could teach someone everything that he knows, gained from decades of experience, in just a week. He’s running a legitimate business, open to those who qualify to those that could take his class.

    The only “kill” that I’m seeing here is your phony persona getting killed, by This Aint Hell, the Shipleys, and by the legal system. “Retired Attorney”, ROTFLMFAO! Even when you’re falling flat on your face, your arrogance keeps pushing you through.

    Daniel Alan Bernath: Don $hipley never in combat is Phony $EAL of da Week click here Never in combat Don $hipley teache$ from what he read in a book (you $ucker$)

    He was a real deal Navy SEAL, and a real deal Navy CPO, of which you were neither. The only “book knowledge” that I’m seeing in this equation is your claim of being an honorary CPO, and of how you “got” that title. You didn’t. He, along with Jonn and others, have prevailed over you in the legal system despite your law degree. You poorly applied your book knowledge against them, and you still ended up with your azz shoved down your throat.

    Oh, yeah, he’s a real deal retired Navy CPO, you’re neither a retired lawyer nor a retired Navy CPO. BWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!

    A tournament should be coming up on this site soon. Since you claimed to be a SEAL on camera this year, you should be on this one as well. 💡 ❗

    1. thebesig

      Daniel Alan Bernath: Civilized people have had enough of Diane Shipley,

      I’m sorry, but you don’t speak for civilized people. You speak for arrogant blowhards who’ve been failures most of their lives. You’re jealous that Don and Diane Shipley have succeeded in life, consistently, where you’ve been a consistent failure.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: Phony seal of the week click here

      Between the Shipleys and you, the only phony that I see here is you. You’re a phony CPO as you never were a CPO, honorary or otherwise. You’ve self identified as a “retired attorney,” but we really know what that means, now, don’t we? :mrgreen: You didn’t really retire, but you know that your days of being a substandard lawyer are over. You see the writing on the wall, something we’ve seen regarding you for a long time.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: Don Shipley PayPal Patriot

      And you’re jealous of them, aren’t you? Don managed to parley his background to a money making enterprise. One of them really, as he has set up another income stream related to his experiences. What have you done in comparison? Attempted, and failed repeatedly, to parlay your experiences into money making successes. The Shipleys succeeded, you failed, and you’re butthurt because you expect your lackluster and substandard efforts to bring you one success after another.

      Somewhere inside, you’re crying, “It’s not fair! I should be the one succeeding from my experiences, not them!”

      Had you been in Don Shipley’s boots, you would’ve done the same thing. But, since you never learned to restrain your hot headedness and arrogance, and to do what you’re supposed to do instead of what you wanted to do, you repeatedly stepped on your dick your entire life. You only have yourself to blame, and to direct your anger and jealousies to, not the Shipleys, This Aint Hell, or anybody else.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: will teach any Muslim how to kill Americans if you give him $2000. US Navy trained him and he’ll tell you all he knows click here WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN

      Nope, not how it works. His course involves teamwork, leadership, and pushing your mental and physical abilities beyond their limits, and beyond their new limits. There’s no way he could teach someone everything that he knows, gained from decades of experience, in just a week. He’s running a legitimate business, open to those who qualify to those that could take his class.

      The only “kill” that I’m seeing here is your phony persona getting killed, by This Aint Hell, the Shipleys, and by the legal system. “Retired Attorney”, ROTFLMFAO! Even when you’re falling flat on your face, your arrogance keeps pushing you through.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: Don $hipley never in combat is Phony $EAL of da Week click here Never in combat Don $hipley teache$ from what he read in a book (you $ucker$)

      He was a real deal Navy SEAL, and a real deal Navy CPO, of which you were neither. The only “book knowledge” that I’m seeing in this equation is your claim of being an honorary CPO, and of how you “got” that title. You didn’t. He, along with Jonn and others, have prevailed over you in the legal system despite your law degree. You poorly applied your book knowledge against them, and you still ended up with your azz shoved down your throat.

      Oh, yeah, he’s a real deal retired Navy CPO, you’re neither a retired lawyer nor a retired Navy CPO. BWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!

      A tournament should be coming up on this site soon. Since you claimed to be a SEAL on camera this year, you should be on this one as well. 💡 ❗

      1. sapper3307

        Bernath (non CPO) is also jealous of Don’s hair.

        1. OldSoldier54

          Being folliclely challenged myself, I’m jealous of Don’s hair …

          🙂

          1. JohnE

            Who isn’t?

            1. OldSoldier54

              My dad (the dirty rat), 88yo and still mostly black and just starting to thin on the crown of his head.

              Alas, mom. How did I offend thee?

        2. CWORet

          CWORet is jealous of Don’s hair.

    2. thebesig

      Daniel Alan Bernath: Don Shipley admits to bestiality and jacking off his dog click here “penetration no matter how slight is enough” for USMJ sodomy charge

      Don Shipley did not remotely make such statements that you are accusing him of making. In order for you for you to make that claim, you that to take something he said out of context, or you would’ve had to make things up. You’ve told so many lies that you are able to lie without feeling bad about it. Like you, your website is nothing but a lie.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: Don Shipley admits to stealing USNavy property click here Navy property click here

      He made no admission. However, we do know that you have stolen valor, and you have stolen the accomplishments of other people in society. Your theft is such that you would Photoshop your head over that of other people in order to steal their accomplishments and make people think that they were your accomplishments. You would re-create things based on a lie and a feeble attempt to get people to direct their negative attitudes towards the target of your childish rants.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: old fat man pay an old fat Navy SEAL to eXcite them, make them feel “SEAL-like” for a weekend & a mere $2,000.oo . Each fat man. An eXtreme honorary certificate is also presented, after payment only.

      Once again, your arrogance and jealousy drive your actions here. Those that attend Don Shipley courses range in age and walks of life. They also range in different athletic abilities, from lack thereof to being extremely athletic.

      However, the very fact that he is succeeding in a business that he has built based on his experiences, and that his success is consistent and sustainable, really gets your goat. This is something that you are hoping to do in your own life, but have repeatedly failed to do. No matter what endeavor you engaged in, your main strategy has been to half azz your efforts, to do things the way you want to do at the expense of what you’re supposed to do, thus setting you up for persistent failure.

      Herein lies your animosity against the Shipleys.

      They have consistently succeeded in their endeavors as opposed to your consistently failing in yours. It doesn’t help your ego when they call you out for being a phony/embellisher. What you do against the Shipleys, against This Aint Hell, and against both Oregon and California State Bars, speaks volumes about how you interact with others that you have interacted with.

      Your short career with the Navy may have been the Navy’s willingly letting you transfer to the ready reserve early on the account of the kind of attitude you displayed then. I would not be surprised if you acted then the way you act now. Your experience on your ship may have been a headache for you, as well as a headache against your shipmates. They probably saw you as being rebellious and incorrigible. Every other employer that you work for, or clients in your freelance setting, probably interpreted you the same way.

      You are your own worst enemy. More specifically, your anger, control, and juvenile attitude consistently work against you.

      Faced with your failures, and the Shipley successes, you lash out at them in an act of jealousy. In a sense, the Shipleys are your chosen target for your being mad at yourself. You persistently fail or refuse to actually own up to your errors and mistakes. Your brain probably goes in overtime trying to shift blame to others, including the Shipleys.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: Don Shipley Dishonoring SEALS

      No, he’s not dishonoring SEALs with the actions that he has taken. In fact, he honors them by standing up for their honor, and his, against phony CPOs and phony SEALs like you. You, on the other hand, making a claim to be an “honorary” CPO and a SEAL, dishonor the SEALs, CPO community, and the larger military/veteran community. Your acts as an “attorney” dishonors the legal profession.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: admits to larceny and SEAL Diane Shipley admits to possession stolen property.

      No such admission made. However, what is evident with the statement is that you are a liar.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: A Virginia U.S. Navy veteran Couple Carry Box of Glocks to Florida Hunting Posers

      Says one of the posers that they confronted. Hint: he’s the poser that stood frozen with his mouth stuck on open as if he was inviting all the flies in the neighborhood to land inside it. This is the same video where he answers “yes” to Don Shipley asking him if he was a SEAL. Considering that you made that statement this year, there is hope that you will end up in this year’s stolen valor tournament.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: A Ft. Myers retired attorney

      No, you are not a “retired attorney”. You are listed as not being qualified to practice law. That does not sound or read like someone voluntarily decided that they were not going to practice law anymore.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: and Naval Vietnam War Veteran

      You should not drag the Vietnam War Veteran Community into this with your series of misjudgments and the resulting series of disasters they have led to. We, at This Aint Hell, see this for what it is. We associate your screw-ups to you, and we separate your actions from the honorable actions of the majority of the Vietnam Veteran Community.

      Daniel Alan Bernath: was the victim of Americas Stolen Valor mafia strong-arm efforts “to make him suffer as much as possible”.

      No, you are the victim of your own mistakes. You made a series of misjudgments, and refused to be consistent with what you are supposed to do because that is not convenient for you to do. You persisted with what you wanted to do at the expense of what you are supposed to do. You implemented a series of misjudgments, which have led to you getting the kind of treatment and labels that you’d rather not receive.

      All you have to do is to stop with your childish games, to stop with your lies, and to start doing what you’re supposed to do rather than what you want to do at the expense of what you are supposed to do. The results of your poor judgment are what are making you suffer as much as possible, not the actions of others.

      You persisted with your shifting blame for your errors, mistakes, and misjudgments, to others since your time in the Navy, possibly earlier. You have been like this throughout your life. Your failure to own up to your mistakes, and the results that these mistakes provided you, are what is making your life miserable. Not the Shipleys, This Aint Hell, or others.

  17. 2/17 Air Cav

    You will love this. The similarity is striking.

    https://vine.co/v/eYYivqgjXYw

    1. L. Taylor

      He is a sociopath.

      My bet is he considers himself a libertarian. And his personality type is exactly why libertarianism would not work.

      1. GDContractor

        Guy intercepts a hockey puck, resident intel analyst builds political profile. Commented upon by a theocrat. GO MESNA!

        1. L. Taylor

          Not exactly a stretch.

          The action itself makes it clear his scores high on the anti-social personality scale.

          Among elderly white male sociopaths (anti-personlitiy disorder) there is a strong statistical preference for libertarian identity.

          Some are not, Clinton was a sociopath and he identified as liberal. But he was high functioning sociopath embedded in a reward system the rewards being a liberal so it was in his self interest to do so.

          This guy is not a high functioning sociopath, if he were he would have been able to predict the consequences of his taking that puck and given it to the kid even if snagging it was a momentary impulse.

          1. GDContractor

            Okay. You have convinced me I really am a theocrat. I am beginning to see why Dave Hardin finds you so sexy. Go MESNA!

          2. W2

            Nah, save yourself all the psychological jumbo jumbo. he’s just an asshole. Of epic proportions as well.

            1. W2

              Mumbo jumbo. Goddamit, I hate spell check.

      2. A Proud Infidel®™

        Daniel A. Bernath has never really worked to achieve anything in this life, he’s always been scheming and plotting to try and take away whatever he can from whoever he can. I refer to him as Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone because of his MO and antics, Fred Phelps was a disbarred Attorney in Kansas who always tried to antagonize and provoke others and ran to some courthouse to sue whenever someone responded trying to portray himself as the victim, just like what Bernath has done with everyone who has told the truth about his past. Do a Google search on his name and you’ll see that TAH is only one of many places made himself famous for his imbecility and idiocy, check out how they tore up on him in the Pilot’s forums!

        1. L. Taylor

          I rarely read your posts. This is one of the many times I didn’t

          1. A Proud Infidel®™

            Fine by me, suit yourself! 😀

            1. I’m sure you are crushed by the news that ol’ Lardy Boi has not only refused to read your post, (I’m certain he did), but he publicly insulted you too.
              I feel your pain Infidel, I truly feel your pain…

          2. Currahee John

            Well, first off, you sort of had to, in order to reply.

            Secondly, and you felt the need to share this, why?

            Every time you post, I do wonder what they taught you at that fancy uber-super-dooper elite-type school you go to.

          3. Jarhead

            As usual, so what is your point? You’d have all of us believing you rarely read any of our posts (particularly when they reference YOU) if you thought we’d believe it. PLEEEEEEEEEZE do us all a big favor and continually shorten your posts as you have done so here. Two brief sentences with no point of view is a good starter. For once you have shown potential.

      3. Hondo

        Wow. Your ability to remotely diagnose psychiatric issues at a glance – without even speaking to the subject – is . . . unbelievable. Literally.

        All hail Taylor the Infallible! All hail!

        I forget – where did you say you got your degree in psychiatry?

        1. L. Taylor

          Sociopaths are not exactly rare. Nor are they hard to spot.

          Even if he is not clinically a sociopath he scores very high on the scale.

          1. Hondo

            And you are professionally qualified to make such a diagnosis how, precisely? Are you a licensed psychologist or psychiatrist?

            It’s unclear from your comment if you’re talking about DAB or the tool in the video clip 2/17 Air Cav posted, and it’s possible you’re correct.

            But asserting such an opinion as a fact when you are not professionally qualified to give such an opinion should be clearly identified as your personal opinion. Otherwise, you’re being misleading – intentionally or otherwise.

            Perhaps that point is lost on you. After all, you say you have a UC-Berkeley degree. Perhaps you feel that qualifies you to give a valid opinion, without supporting facts or relevant training, on any subject you like.

            1. L. Taylor

              It is not a diagnoses, it is an assessment.

              I don’t need to be licensed to recognize that you are an asshole.

              1. Hondo

                No, Taylor – that’s a personal opinion. Based on what you’ve posted hear concerning your educational and vocational background, you are not qualified by education or training to make a valid mental assessment or diagnosis of anyone.

                Now, regarding your opinion of me: you’re entitled to think whatever you like. However, you might want to consider the following:

                1. It’s entirely possible I’ve only been intentionally reflecting your own tone and hauteur back to you to show you how that feels – AKA “Giving you a taste of your own medicine, lad.” Your comment leads me to believe you’ve not considered that possibility.

                2. “When one person calls you an ass, that’s their opinion. But when everyone calls you an ass, you need to get fitted for a saddle.” IMO you need to visit a saddlemaker. But maybe that’s just me.

                1. L. Taylor

                  I am not wasting another day arguing with you Hondo.

                  I am practiced at identifying sociopaths. I know this because I have referred people for testing and every time they did score very high on the APD scale and or were clinically diagnosed.

                  I also found a few bad guys in Iraq by realizing they were sociopaths while working with the local community and referring their photo/biodata in an RFI.

                  Most sociopaths are easy to spot in a short period of time if you know what to look for. High functioning sociopaths are more difficult but not really that hard either if you get to know them.

                  1. GDContractor

                    “I am not wasting another day arguing with you Hondo.”

                    Awesome. We won’t miss you and I won’t even pray for you.

                    1. Ex-PH2

                      OH, well, he’s now shifted over to the other thread about increasing SpecForces against ISIS/Daesh/whatever.

                      If don’t nobody don’t go there, he won’t get no ‘tention.

                    2. A Proud Infidel®™

                      Yep, I just looked there and he’s responded to his own post TWICE. He’s one very lonely, insecure narcissist!

                    3. Ex-PH2

                      No, it was FOUR times he answered himself. What a jackass!
                      But our Glorious Leader removed it.

                    4. A Proud Infidel®™

                      Jeez, it was only three when I looked, sometimes people like him deserve a little pity and mercy.

                    5. L. Taylor

                      The “no comment” and the responses about not commenting were intended to be a joke.

                  2. Hondo

                    You may or may not be practiced at “identifying sociopaths”, Taylor. But the key phrase in your comment is the last one: “if you get to know them.”

                    It takes more than a single observation of someone’s actions on video to “get to know” someone. That’s why reputable psychologists and psychiatrists absolutely refuse to diagnose mental conditions on the basis of a 5-second video clip. The fact that you’d purport to do so shows hubris in the extreme.

                    I am not wasting another day arguing with you Hondo.

                    Promises, promises. You don’t exactly have a great track record on keeping your word in similar circumstances, Taylor.

                    1. L. Taylor

                      The “if you get to know them” comment was in reference to a high functioning sociopath which are much harder to spot.

                      This guy is not high functioning.

                    2. GDContractor

                      “I am not wasting another day arguing with you Hondo.”

                      Starting tomorrow!

                    3. Hondo

                      GDContractor: one can only hope.

                      — break —

                      Taylor: a reputable psychologist or psychiatrist won’t attempt ANY psychological diagnosis or assessment based solely on 5 seconds of video. Doesn’t matter if the individual is apparently “high-functioning”, “low-functioning”, “catatonic”, or “an obviously batsh!t crazy loon baying at the moon and clawing walls”. They just won’t.

                      One difference between a professional and an amateur is that the pro recognizes his/her limits, and the limits of his/her profession. Amateurs, on the other hand . . . .

                  3. OldManchu

                    It’s also easy to spot narcissism.

                    1. L. Taylor

                      Yeah, it is, Trump for instance, but I am not a narcissist, despite your implication.

                    2. Hondo

                      . . . but I am not a narcissist, despite your implication.

                      Matter of opinion. Opinions on that point may well differ.

            2. L. Taylor

              People have areas of specific focus. I am early at developing it but my area of focus is on the effect of the behavior of sociopaths in our political economy. Because they are a major spoiler for most political ideologies. Due to the existence of sociopaths many idealized political economic theories would fail in their purist forms. Even capitalism.

              I spent a huge amount of time studying the behavior of anti-social personality disorder. May be more than any other single subject outside economics. No, I am not licensed so my assessments do not carry the weight of a diagnoses I am at least as well trained at spotting them as someone with a license. There really is very little research out there about their behavior that I have not read.

              No clinician would make a diagnoses through a single video (but they would make their own personal assessment and their assessment would almost certainly be that the guy is an APD individual) but, like I said, I am not making a diagnosis.

              1. A Proud Infidel®™

                I see you as one who feels very insecure about himself and you display it with your rants and posts, it seems to me that you always feel that you have to out-think, analyze and try to impress everyone with the length and content of your posts. Lighten up on yourself and learn how to relax and enjoy life for a change, quit being so bitter! 😀

                1. Look at it this way, API, he has a modified gay-dar that works for crazies…

                  1. A Proud Infidel®™

                    AND insecure narcissists. 😀

                  2. GDContractor

                    And racists, and prison rapists, and theocrats, and traitors, and fuckwits and… Heck, he can find the terminology in our “founding documents” that was written 12 to 15 years after our founding! He knows exactly what James Madison was thinking!

                    The boy is amazing (despite his disability and poor reading comprehension)! If you don’t believe me, just ask him!

              2. Just An Old Dog

                Lars,
                This post is about Don Shipley and Dan Bernath. Why do you feel the need to make everything about YOU and your qualifications?.

                1. Ex-PH2

                  Weak ego, Old Dog. Haven’t you run into people like that elsewhere? And isn’t this post about someone just like that.

              3. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

                Lars,

                Take my advise on this, sit this one out!

                You are dabbling in something greater than you can possibly imagine!

        2. The Other Whitey

          Well, if we’re assessing people now, let’s go over some things we know about Lars.

          1) Lars hates it when people disagree with him on anything. If he’s challenged on any opinion or assertion, rather than defending his position, he will respond with ad hominem attacks, personal insults, and of course the show-stopping “if you don’t agree, you’re wrong.” He will declare anyone who doesn’t share his views to be racist and/or mentally defective. His response becomes noticeably more vitriolic when he’s actually proven wrong, and on at least one occasion he’s resorted to thinly-veiled threats of violence (“I can’t wait to meet you fucks in person”). Though several people here at TAH have offered him due credit for his occasional good insight, he will turn around and call them “trolls,” “idiots,” “fuckwits,” etc if they attempt even a mild debate with him. In short, Lars can’t be wrong. Ever. Or else. I’m no psychologist, but this behavior certainly strikes me as extremely immature and insecure.

          2) Lars seems to exhibit a pathological hatred of Christianity and Christians. He claims to have been the victim of some conspiracy to oppress non-Christians while in the military, and has repeatedly been disingenuous regarding the Original Intent of the Constitution and Bill of Rights, often contradicting the openly-stated and widely-published opinions of the men who wrote it. When other atheists have questioned his account and indicated that they felt no such persecution in the military, he resorts to the crap listed under (1), frequently declaring people to be “Christian Theocrats” when they have repeatedly made it clear that they do not adhere to the Christian faith. I’m no psychologist, but this looks an awful lot like some kind of irrational paranoia, coupled with the aforementioned insecurity.

          3) Lars is prone to absurdly dramatic outbursts. I can personally think of four times that he has declared that he is “done” with this blog, and “can’t stand you idiots,” and “won’t waste [his] time with you anymore.” Yet he quickly reappears, more of the same crap issuing from his keyboard. He will insist that he’s not going to bother arguing with you (liberally punctuated with personal insults), then keep right on arguing with you and insulting you. When challenged to support his position, he often comes back with, “I didn’t bother reading your reply,” followed by additional insults. I’m no psychologist, but this looks a lot like an insecure individual who desperately craves attention and seeks to reaffirm his fragile self-image by declaring himself smarter than everyone else.

          4) Lars is economical with the truth. Some have called into question Lars’s claims of personal experience. To say the least, he seems to have been the only one in the entire Army to have experienced certain things. He claims that there’s more like him, but none have come forward. He insists that his own stated experiences are irrefutable truth, but accuses others of lying about theirs when they don’t match his. And there’s the fact that he habitually does what he insists he won’t do (leave the blog, continue arguing with Hondo, etc). I’m no psychologist, and I hesitate to go so far as to use the word “liar,” but that doesn’t match the definition of credibility, at least not as it was taught to me.

          I’m no psychologist, but Lars seems determined to convince me that he’s an immature, untrustworthy little prick who comes here to take out his insecurities on others.

          Did I miss anything?

          1. Ex-PH2

            Oh, you didn’t miss much, but you could have compressed it into this:

            1 – Lars hates people who dare to disagree with him on anything.
            2 – Lars shows a pathological hatred of anyone whose spiritual path crosses his.
            3 – Lars is prone to absurdly dramatic outbursts.
            4 – Lars twists the truth to suit himself.
            5 – Lars is a petty tyrant seeking opportunities to pick fights over nothing so he can win.
            6 – Lars is addicted to attention, thus his ‘not coming back’ consists of hollow words.

            Did I miss anything?

            1. Yep, you did…
              Lars is an asshole libwad…
              And, YES, I am licensed to make that supposition….

            2. OldSoldier54

              Whoa! The Cliff notes version!

              Well done

          2. Hondo

            Not really. Well, except for maybe delusions of adequacy superiority, the need to demonstrate his marginal adequacy self-assessed superiority, self-delusion concerning his abilities and skills, possible megalomania, and generally being a smug pr!ck.

            Wait, you mentioned that last item above. Scratch that – figuratively speaking, of course. (smile)

            I won’t attempt to assess his personal hygiene over the Internet, but it’s possible that may be an issue too. Dunno.

          3. MrBill

            A very insightful assessment, I’d say.

          4. GDContractor

            He’s an Idiot Savant but without the savant.

        3. Dave Hardin

          Ok, I will give it a whirl. Not speaking about any particular individual of course, I would not want to break a three volume set of rules by doing such a thing.

          “Some individuals” tend to over compensate compulsively. They are egomaniacs with inferiority complex’s. Generally their predisposition for the behavior is exacerbated by a dramatic change in their frame of reference.

          Common in those recovering from substance abuse or other forms of addiction. During the recovery process they tend to suffer from delusions of grandeur.

          Their lack of positive reinforcement during adolescence from parental figures leaves them constantly seeking attention. A nurturing environment, the love another person, and close long term relationships are difficult for them.

          The solution often used by these people is negative attention through confrontation. I know it seems odd but they will seek it at all costs. Never letting anyone completely love you spares the risk of ultimate rejection.

          If I knew anyone like that around here I would just try to love the little guy. He will come around.

          I read about all this in one of those coffee table books while waiting to have my prostate violated.

          1. ChipNASA

            So Chick tracts??
            😀

          2. Ex-PH2

            I didn’t know you still had a prostate. I thought they took that away from you. Did you adopt a new one?

            1. Dave Hardin

              It’s still there, bigger than life.

            2. Pinto Nag

              Aren’t blogs amazing? You cover up in a doctor’s office with a gown because of modesty, but you can talk about your prostate with a complete sense of freedom in front of 2000 STRANGERS WHO HAPPEN TO BE LISTENING IN ON THE INTERNET!!!

            3. Ex-PH2

              Yes, but the only reason you get to wear a gown is to pretend to yourself that no one is really looking at your naked behind.

              1. Pinto Nag

                Yeah, and that PINK PAPER gown ain’t foolin’ nobody, either (the ladies will know what this means!)

      4. sj

        Sigh. TAH is much nicer in the mornings whilst Lars is still sleeping. He wakes up and things deteriorate in a flash. Doesn’t he ever go to work/class?

        1. Ex-PH2

          Osmosis works for some people. Others, not so much.

        2. A Proud Infidel®™

          His college is obviously still on break, this he comes here to “project” and display his inner feelings of inadequacy and insecurity.

          1. Ex-PH2

            Could be a winter term, a short one-off session lasting between Thanksgiving and the Christmas break. My school started doing that in 1970. You worked on one project in anything, any subject, for extra credits.

            1. A Proud Infidel®™

              Yeah, BTDT during my short college stint in the late eighties.

    2. Ex-PH2

      And as usual, the carp missed the entire point of posting the video, which is a comparison of one selfish, self-centered jackass to another NOT in the video.

      Who threw the corn into the water?

      1. HMCS (FMF) ret.

        Someone has to make a “political” statement about Bernath’s behavior… for Lars, it always has to be about politics.

        Bernath is an ASSHOLE… don’t need a college education to see that.

      2. A Proud Infidel®™

        Not me Ma’am, I don’t even think anyone needs to throw the proverbial corn, his narcissism makes him come back for attention in the same way a junkie comes back to his drug dealer!

  18. To me, the most definitive illustration of the lack of success of Daniel A. Bernath is made by himself; in him feeling a need to put his head on the body of someone else, to be able to claim to “be someone”. Had he not felt this inadequacy, he wouldn’t have needed someone else to “stand in” for him.
    Even he knows just how much of a loser he is.
    I would buy popcorn to watch this unfold, but will be active myself, (albeit not as visible as some), in this and have no time for snacks.

  19. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    As many old and newcomers alike at TAH seem to relish on and dislike DAB more and more everyday, I on the other have grown to appreciate his ‘can do’ and ‘get it done’ attitude. Everything that DAB has been looking and fighting for, openly expressed and attracted will soon be his final award.

    BRAVO ZULU DAB … Fasten your seat belt!

    PS: The preceding announcement was brought to you by the REAL CPO MESS Worldwide!

    1. Still waiting for the book to come out. Oh, and if you want to use my name (screen or real), send me the paperwork and I’ll gladly sign it for you.

  20. Sparks

    I am on board to help Senior Chief.

  21. sj

    Google popped this up re Danny’s Navy “experience”. I hadn’t seen this before. Very gag worthy. Didn’t know a PO could do so much on a ship. http://memory.loc.gov/diglib/vhp/story/loc.natlib.afc2001001.72600/transcript?ID=sr0001

    1. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

      It is a great read and a credible source for verifying his tales.

    2. Awww Crap, I reported this post instead of first hitting the reply button.
      Reading the mess at that link shows, in his own words, that he was a seriously underwhelming person will in the Naybee. And he went downhill from there.

    3. Airdale USN

      I couldn’t keep up!! My head started hurting from that read!!!

  22. HMCS (FMF) ret.

    Danni-boi, you were told a long, long fucking time ago that you fucked up and were messing with the wrong people… and you still played your games.

    Your pathetic little life has been nothing but one FUCKING LIE after ANOTHER! The State Bar of Oregon, Judge Hyatt and countless others, including myself, called your ass out and still you want to play your fuck fuck game with people.

    You had the balls to go after the Shipley’s and go as low as you did and they confronted you face to face… and you ran like the little bitch that you are.

    It’s time for you to face reality… and that bitch is going to be Hell for you to deal with. There’s a special place in Hell for you – and you’ll be hanging with the worst of humanity there when you die.

    BTW, you’re still a LIAR, THIEF and DEADBEAT DAD (remember those are the same words that the State Bar of Oregon used to describe you)!

    FUCK YOU DANIEL A. BERNATH!

    1. Airdale USN

      Now really tell him how you feel Senior!!!

      1. Reb

        Darn it HMCS, YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MIND..?

    1. Perry Gaskill

      The NIMH definition is a good one, but seems to lack a couple of distinctions– at least for the slow learners such as myself:

      Sociopathy is not a binary; just about anyone is capable of it at some point in the Freudian sense of id, ego, and super-ego balance. Mostly it’s a consistent pattern taken to a higher degree.

      It also helps to make a distinction between psychotic and sociopathic. Psychotics don’t know the difference between right and wrong; sociopaths do know the difference but choose to ignore it.

      Works for me, YMMV…

      1. OWB

        In practical terms, it mostly doesn’t matter whether you are dealing with a psychopath or a sociopath, except one sort of follows logic while the other just doesn’t care about it. So, if you MUST deal with either of them, it can be helpful to know which one it is. Sociopaths generally are more difficult to anything approximating a normal relationship. Psychopaths tend to at least operate in a their own self interest, somethin which can be tapped into if you must deal with them.

        Seems like I read that stuff a long time ago in a textbook somewhere. Who knows if any of it is true. We plebeians can probably get by with calling the subject of this post bat shit crazy without fear of contradiction.

  23. Toasty Coastie

    I gots nothin’ lol..but if Senoir needs my help. sogn me up…I’not far from the Ao of interest 👿

  24. A Proud Infidel®™

    FTR, how many times has anyone at TAH attacked any of Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone’s family? Yeah they’ve been mentioned, but all I can recall is when someone stated they heard he’s been disowned by them!

  25. A backer of Don Shipley

    This Barnyard jerk wins. He already has everyone looking at him, so as an attention whore he wins. He files a lawsuit to get everyone worked up, only to get them delayed for some odd reason. After a few delays, he will get it dismissed and then start a new lawsuit again a couple of months later. When no one is watching, he will win by default. The only way to shut this idiot up is to sue him and show the court that he has been playing the system over and over again and will never show up. To my understanding, he was disbarred in California and cannot practice law.

    1. Just An Old Dog

      He is not disbarred :YET: By not showing up a default was entered, meaning the evidence presented against him has been accepted as fact, to wit, he was portraying himself as a licensed attorney while he was inactive.
      The last part of the saga is for the state court to review the evidence and default plea entered and enter his disbarment into record.
      Bernath could ASK to delay the proceedings, but it is highly doubtful that would happen.
      By the way Dan, there is a good chance that the legal team at Yelp could have been tipped off that you were on inactive status while you were drumming up business to sue them. You damn sure have enough people with a reason to do that.

      1. Silentium Est Aureum

        He already tried.

        Motion denied.

        1. Reb

          COPY THAT..MOTION TO SET ASIDE FILED AND DENIED FOUR TIMES. I can’t understand and all the attorneys I’ve had coffee with the last several months discussing “CALIFORNIA’S MOST FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT FILING DISGRACED ATTORNEY” why it’s taking so long for the California Supreme Judges to make a 25 second decision?

          In a email Bernath was kind enough to send me, he states “I’m a retired attorney and don’t care about my license”. Then why file motions to set aside? He replied your just a stupid kid just out of law school. Dammit Dan, your wrong again, keep looking..

      2. A backer of Don Shipley

        Good point.. Sounds like I should grab some popcorn and wait for the video.

        I’m sure the local people in his community would love to see what kind of nut they have living in their neighborhood. Wonder if they know…

    2. Just An Old Dog

      Name ONE lawsuit he won?

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        *crickets*

      2. sapper3307

        Gravity vs Dan Bernath.
        Gravity 1 Bernath ZERO!

        1. Hack Stone

          I think that he is still speaking that decision.

          1. Hack Stone

            Please change “speaking” to read “appealing”. Once again, Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error. No idea whether it auto-corrected, or I had serious head space gap.

            1. A Proud Infidel®™

              Auto-correct can be a REAL mother forklift sometimes, eh? 😀

            2. Ex-PH2

              I’d guess that Hack Stone Publishing simply nodded off at the dinner table and auto-typed ‘speaking’.

              1. Hack Stone

                I have been busier than a crash crew working the Sisters Airport when Bernath takes flight. Ever since Elaine Ricci took that extended absence to work on the Hillary campaign, the idiot in charge has been making one bad decision after another. This week he has me soliciting bids for mailbox doors. I tell him “Paul, a mailbox is only $20 at The Home Depot. I’ll even use my military discount to knock two bucks off.” Then he sends me over to Rockville because Jared locked himself inside the panic room again, and can’t figure out whether to push or pull on the door.

            3. Reb

              Just reading the name Bernath can mix up anyone’s thoughts..

            4. Bobo

              That’s what happens when you use that software bought through FirsTech.

      3. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

        Maybe he won a charity raffle to wit he was presented with a second hand suit that he could wear to court.

        That would be a ‘law suit won’.

        But I doubt it, he was dressed like a hobo on 12 SEP 2014 when I and others appropriately and professionally dressed faced off with him in a Portland, Oregon court.

        He did not prevail on that day either.

    3. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

      Grab a ticket and get in the back of the line.

      1. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

        Ah …

        Grab a ticket and proceed to the rear of the line.

  26. Silentium Est Aureum

    Dan, you stupid motherfucker. You wanted attention? You got it.

    Rustle, rustle, bitch.

  27. 2/17 Air Cav

    Hey, I have a question. What does that help request mean? I’m guessing it’s not best wishes.

  28. It’s posted on Bernath’s Blog of Shame:
    https://goo.gl/PGNaDN

  29. We have one of the folks who we busted in the last several months who is ready to testify in court that Bernath called him and tried to get him to join in “his” class-action law suit against us. Bernath claimed that he was a lawyer and his clients were phonies who we’ve busted. We have a recording of the conversation and a photo of the caller ID. Luckily, not all of the people we bust are bad people. Well, luckily for us, not for Bernath.

    1. sj

      Sweet.

    2. Ex-PH2

      Karma really can be a bitch, can’t she?

      1. Silentium Est Aureum

        And she’s in heat.

      2. Reb

        So glad you said she. Most people thinknkarma is a he…?

      3. Ex-PH2

        I know what Karma looks like, too.

        1. Hondo

          So do I – “Lady Karma”, to be precise:

          https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/KTD_Lady_Karma.jpg

          Released worldwide in 2012. Israeli punk-rock. (smile)

        2. Ex-PH2

          Karma comes in many forms, Hondo.

    3. That would not look very well for Crash-and-Bernath’s continued freedom. That thought gives me warm feelings inside.

    4. Aaaah, as pleasant to read as the Morning Feel Good posts.

    5. A Proud Infidel®™

      GEE WHIZ, it couldn’t happen to a more deserving bucket of slug snot!! 😀

    6. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

      Is that not very illegalish in the state of Florida?

      1. Silentium Est Aureum

        As I and others have stated before, the word “FELONY” keeps popping up.

        1. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

          That felonyish thingy can leave a mark, particularly with so much documented evidence.

        2. Ex-PH2

          Well, you see, Florida is 1 of 5 states that DO NOT allow Open Carry. That video of him openly wearing a handgun is telling us something about him.

          1. If one is on their own property, they can “open carry” in Florida. I do it, as do most of my friends.

            1. Sam the Man

              Not sure if you can open carry in Florida on your own property (not my state), but in Don’s video posted on YouTube November 9th, at the 7:06 mark, you can see Bernath standing in the street talking with the reporter with the sidearm on his hip. Last I checked, your property ends at the curb (or sidewalk depending on local rules), so a home-property exemption wouldn’t apply to him there. And he can’t claim extenuating circumstances, such as chasing someone he felt was a physical threat, since he voluntarily went into the street for the reporter to speak with him. It’s clear he was violating the Florida law. (though I am not a lawyer, so seek proper legal counsel if needed 🙂

        3. HMCS (FMF) ret.

          Four words that Danny-boi is not going to enjoy hearing…

          TOSS THAT SALAD, BYTCH!

    7. Airdale USN

      See some people actually learn by they mistakes, he wasn’t going down with that sinking ship!!

    8. sj

      Hope “6” will give the informant a TAH pardon. Took balls to man up.

    9. Reb

      BUDDHA..blessed you Jonn with great Karma. So glad I kept reading posts.

    10. HMCS (FMF) ret.

      Oh, Damn… that’s gonna leave a mark.

      Suck to be you, Danny-boi!!

    11. rb325th

      Oh man, that is just awesome!!

  30. I believe the appropriate term, when translated into Army, is:

    Ding! Ding! It’s on like Donkey Kong!

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      NO SHIT! 😀

  31. Data Dawg DV X

    When will Bernath be slapped under professional guardianship and conservatorship already? If the bastard is this mentally screwed it’s obvious even to a stupid motherfucking soup sandwich like myself that Bernath belongs as a permanent resident in a psych group home.

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      I hope his name becomes as widely known and liked as Fred Phelps, those two act so much alike I’m almost certain that Daniel A. Bernath is a clone of Fred Phelps.

  32. Silentium Est Aureum

    Lawn Dart Dan in his first movie appearance, also with a gun:

    https://youtu.be/iiikXf-vMHQ

  33. John “Faker 6” Giduck

    I’m glad that I’m not the only honorary “something” making false claims that happens to be a lawyer.

    http://johngiduckexposed.blogspot.com/2012/10/the-weird-legal-saga-of-john-giduck-v.html

    And, for the record, I am also glad that no one like Shipley or anyone else qualified to know about such things pays close attention to my claims including what I’ve said, written, blogged, captured on video, or included as part of my speaker bios. That would really suck.

    sincerely

    John “Faker 6” Giduck

    1. Veritas Omnia Vincit

      Well that’s the advantage of telling foreign army lies, much harder to prove or disprove…a little lingo and away we go Mr. Giduck.

  34. Jabatam

    So I’m, apparently, out of the loop.

    Last I knew, The Hair visited Bernath in Florida and called him out and that went pretty much as expected. I take it he filed some sort of a suit against Shipley now. If I understand correctly, they had a court date and Bernath showed up early to sweet talk a judge into postponing it all. Is that correct?

  35. A Proud Infidel®™

    Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone is about to get buried deeper than Pompeii did by Mt. Vesuvius in 79 A.D. and he’s done it to himself!

  36. Is Bernath going to call the cops on every pickup truck that stops on the street in front of his hovel, (to check the map for directions),? He might get really busy if a lot of people, (aka tourists), get dis-oriented and have to check their location and it happens to be in front of his house. If they wanted to verify where they are, do you suppose that he would do the right thing and answer the door to explain how they can get out of his subdivision?

  37. Old Trooper

    Do you feel that chill on the back of your neck, Dan? Is the room you’re in getting cold? Can you see your breath, yet? What you’re feeling is called Karma and it’s spelled ha, ha, fuck you. You’ve proven many times that you’re not exactly a Rhodes scholar, but jeebus, boy; why the hell would you want to bring the wrath of SCPO Shipley and his many friends and fans down on you? You have no idea the shit storm you have whipped up. Does your wife support your stupid ass actions?

    Florida might get sick of your bullshit tying up their legal system, too. Then where will you run to?

    1. Silentium Est Aureum

      Plus someone needs to remind him that the AlGoreNet is forever. And I do mean forever.

  38. Ex-PH2

    Gee whiz, you guys are so mean! Can’t you all see the reality that is bernitwit? He’s just a pathetic old goat living in a wobbly daydream of profanity and illusions. You should be a lot nicer to him and remind him that Florida does get snowstorms and floods.

  39. ALCON
    The waters in Owl Creek flow fast.
    Repeat:
    The waters in Owl Creek flow fast.
    disseminate as per directions.

    1. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

      NO!

      That message is NOT correct. The corrected message was posted last night in a separate thread here.

      Use the DIA router CODE: SEIRRA ROMEO ECHO YANKEE WHISKEY ALPHA LIMA.

      Stop sending incorrect messages.

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        Wercs nwal trad ynnaD
        Delta Tau Chi code, malt bev w/EtOH?

        (((OVER)))

        1. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

          CORRECT!

          Finally, someone is following the protocol!

  40. JohnE

    So vector me here…I am going to try to develop a flow chart or some kind of sequence of events detailing this moronic chain of events…my head spins just trying to keep up with Bernath and his idiocy. He has become a cottage industry unto himself…lemme see here, in a nutshell-

    – He is born, commence idiocy.

    – Several years and certainly much stupidity later, made himself an “Honorary Chief Petty Officer.” Whateverthefuck that is.

    –Photoshops his fat head onto an actual CPOs official photo.

    – Got called out on it.

    – Cries and threatens to sue everyone since Adam when he gets busted.

    – Now he has pissed off Don Shipley, and disrespected Mrs Shipley…

    Fill me in on what I am missing.

    1. He got disability for PTSD that he claims he got searching for the USS Pueblo even though he arrived on the USS Yorktown the day after they ended that mission. His disability also covers his exposure to Agent Orange on the Yorktown, even though the VA doesn’t recognize the Yorktown as one of the ships that it was possible to be exposed to Agent Orange. His problem with being busted for the photoshopped picture and his claims about being a CPO are based in the fact that he’s going to be busted eventually for his years of drawing disability checks that he doesn’t deserve.

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone always seems to suddenly regain his mobility when in the presence of a real USN CPO, they must have a VERY powerful healing aura around and about them.

      2. Ex-PH2

        Mysteriously abandons his crutches when he loses in court. Also throws colostomy bags and death threats at the audience when he leaves after losing.

      3. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

        Jonn,

        His singular brilliance is blinding!

        So bright is the brilliance, he can’t see the headlight of the freight train bearing down on him and his world!

        So for now, I buy popcorn, lots and lots of popcorn.

        1. JohnE

          Still need the popcorn emoji! I did say in a nutshell…seems that he could have nipped this in the bud had he simply fessed up when he got fronted up on his lies.

          The thing that is most interesting/disconcerting to me (Aside from him collecting money for fake disabilities…) is that he isn’t claiming to be a super secret squirrel level 7 ninja trail assassin…its like he didn’t even try, and now he kicks up all this sand over his transparent lies?

          Seems like he has expended a lot of time and energy to defend his actions…I guess his third rate law school at least taught him that prison is a bad place to be.

          1. Ex-PH2

            Lack of imagination.

        2. A Proud Infidel®™

          Gnisahcrup suoipoc seititnauq fo nrocpop
          Reeb
          Nobruob
          Sragic

          (((OVER)))

          1. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

            Good Copy!

            OVER!

          2. Hondo

            Tahw, on dne-hgih mur ro alliuqet?

            Rof emahs!

    2. Marine_7002

      Don’t forget about the catheters.

    3. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

      You are missing a lot …

      Grab a ticket and get on the back of the line!

    4. Bobo

      The picture that he photoshoped his head onto was originally of a PH1. He also (poorly) photoshoped in the chief’s rocker across the top of the rating insignia.

    5. Bobo

      And there is also the whole lawn dart incident where he tried to sue the aircraft manufacturer.

      It’s just an endless stream of f@<k-ups with that guy. If he's touched it, it has turned to crap.

  41. 3E9

    Rustle rustle bitch

  42. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    A FLASH BACK TO MARCH 2014:

    MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    March 21, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    Ok … I think I have you beat. Today, I received a letter from lawyer Bernath. I read it and almost fell down because I became light headed because I was laughing so hard. I will address it later but there is one thing everyone should know. When you talk to him can not speak ’till he says “over”. This is a no shitter and this is what happened in the first minute of the second call after he hung up on me during call # 1.

    I called back to tell him that I needed to answer his demand.

    He said, “I will talk to you if you don’t yell”. I said, “fair enough”. He said, “no, no, no don’t answer until I say OVER”.

    MCPO: what?
    DB: I said, don’t answer until I said OVER, like in aviation communications.
    MCPO: what?
    DB: I am serious!
    MCPO: OK …
    DB: I did not say OVER!
    MCPO: OVER!
    DB: NO, I talk … when I am done I say OVER!
    MCPO: OVER!
    DB: If you want to talk do what I say!
    MCPO: Over?

    Yes … This is how it went.

    He is a certified MORON of the highest order!

    This is a NO SHITTER!

    1. The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.
    2. John D

      “This is a NO SHITTER!”

      Maybe, but the forecast is for a Shitstorm.

      OVER.

    3. A Proud Infidel®™

      Gnisahcrup akdov dna hctocS rof skinrd sa llew sa spihc dna pid, lla spid lliw evah NOCAB ni meht sa llew! 😀

      (((OVER)))

  43. JohnE

    THAT is a lot of awesome…over…

    Dan Bernath is a clown, over!

    1. Hack Stone

      Daniel Bernath’s career as a lawyer is over, over.

  44. Andy11M

    All i can add to this is this bit of wisdom for Danny Bernasty. If you keep on poking a bear with a stick, don’t be shocked when he turns around and mauls your ass.

  45. Hack Stone

    I just sent Jonn my latest photoshopping project. I hope that is worthy to be the photo for this weekend’s open thread. If you liked Weekends At Bernath’s, you are going to love this one.