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New Jersey’s Stolen Valor law

New Jersey Valor thieves

One of our lurkers send us a link to NewJersey.com which reports that Governor Christie signed New Jersey’s stolen valor act into law which is bad news for some of our usual suspects like Ron Mailahn, Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan, and Angelo Otchy, along with a number of trolls from that state whose comments can’t get through our filter;

The “New Jersey Stolen Valor Act” makes impersonating a veteran or military member “with intent to deceive for the purpose of obtaining money, property, or other tangible benefit” a third-degree crime. Violators face a mandatory minimum fine of $1,000 and a three- to five-year prison term, according to the bill.

It’s already a fourth degree crime under state law to wear a military uniform “with the intent to deceive,” though not necessarily for personal gain. Fourth degree crimes are punishable by up to 18 months imprisonment.

Fines collected under the bill would be dedicated to the new Military Dependents Scholarship Fund, for the Post 9/11 Operation Noble Eagle, Operation Enduring Freedom, Operation Iraqi Freedom, or Operation New Dawn.

Lucky for them, they can’t be prosecuted until they re-commit their crimes, but knowing them, that’s almost a certainty.

31 thoughts on “New Jersey’s Stolen Valor law

  1. Jonn – it’s just a matter of time for the “Pendejo Brothers” to get all badass and show their mugs in uniform… and someone to catch them in the act.

    I’m sure that all of them have this intense, burning desire to snarf down all of the cockmeat sammiches and tubesteak they can handle, while receiving “anal dilation therapy” sessions with Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” in the state “pound them in the ass” facility.

  2. But Snake Eyes is so much fun…

    But seriously, as much fun as it would be to let Thor and Bubba play with idiots of this ilk, do we want these idiots imprisoned on the tax payers dime? Unless its as part of a greater raft of charges, I opine not. Publicly humiliate them, let everyone and his brother know that they are fakes and frauds…but to further victimize the public by letting them live off them further?

    1. …along with fining the hell out of them and taking away any and all profits of their fucked up little charade.

  3. Hmm. Stolen Valor as a state felony (>1 year max incarceration).

    Surprised that NJ would do that – it sounds like something a more conservative state would do.

  4. “Ron Mailahn, Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan, and Angelo Otchy”

    A fine collection of delusional shitbags.

    A Sociologist’s dream.

    1. “Otchy” sounds like the nickname of some extra-nasty strain of VD! I can picture it now, some unlucky critter saying “Yeah, the Doc’s got me on some heavy duty antibiotics, that girl gave me a nasty case of Otchy!”

  5. Now the wait to see if anything really happens or some POS lawyer gets the first case tossed or a POS judge rules it unconstitutional.

  6. Put out a BOLO to all local Car Washes/ Auto Detailers for a putty-ball faced motherfucker with a red t-shirt on under a Marine uniform.

  7. Ah, there are some NJ Mayors crapping in their pants tonight.

    BTW: I know the crew who made this happen. It is bullet proof. Christie is a former US Attorney and his man “Mc” is all in.

    1. Might this be a state law worthy of being used as a model for other states to use if they want to craft their own Stolen Valor law?

  8. Rumor has it that there is one already standing in the on deck circle. I think someone has been waiting for the right moment. JMHO

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