We first wrote about John Spodofora in March 2012 and got his records a few days later. Before that, he had claimed that he was a Navy diver and involved in combat in Vietnam. His records tell a different story, that he had never set foot in Vietnam. Most residents of Ocean County, New Jersey didn’t care that he was a liar and reelected him as their mayor, so our buddy, Earl Galloway, started a Facebook parody page, to which, Spodofora responded with police reports to his own police department as well as the Navy NCIS. The result of those reports probably isn’t what Spodofora expected – the media is making him famous for his lies;
When we confronted Mayor Spodofora about his military record, he said, “You don’t have to put your boots on the ground to be a Vietnam vet.”
And when we asked if he was anywhere near Vietnam during the war, his response was, “I can’t say.”
Spodofora has not always been so secretive about his military service. His 2011 election fliers and his township bio touted he was a Vietnam veteran and Vietnam War Medal of Valor recipient.
Earl Galloway tells us, “I knew the truth that he wasn’t in Vietnam.”
So, Spodofora is still clinging to his secret squirrel defense. “I can’t say” my ass. Reelection is going to be a bear next time as more and more scrutiny is focused on the liar. It’s funny how these phonies just can’t tell the truth and put all of this behind him and get on with their lives without the lies.
Asshat. Too bad that the family isn’t in Ocean County.
Dear Mayor Spofodora,
The heat is getting hot. This is wahat you get when you tangle with a Retired MCPO.
Oh, the heat will remain hot ’til you are gone now.
This is how our system works.
Have me investigated, sue me or gimme’ your best shot!
MCPO NYC USN Ret.
Don’t mess with the denizens of The Goat Locker. Hizzonor obviously didn’t learn that from his time in the Navy (or forgot).
I could have done a wee bit better with his name, here ye goes:
Spoof-a-Dora!
That’s better now, isn’t it?
Wasn’t Spodofora the last name of the secretly flaming-homo wiseguy on “The Sopranos”?
So if his political career disappears in a puff of smoke over this, could we call him ” Old Spoof-and-poof”?
Splooge-a-Dora
Well, Spoddy-Oddy Fedora is certainly famous now. That news station is out of Philly and its broadcasts extend to Joisey and Delaware. This is a fell-good story if there ever was one. That Master Chief is a tenacious bulldog whose bites drive to the bone. Fear the Master Chief. Ouch.
I’ve always said this about this greasy fucker.
I hope you fall down and get a rabid, syphilitic, PMSing, jilted porcupine that climbs, backwards and slowly up your rectal cavity, looking for a new home.
Like Ex-PH2 said, “What do you have against porcupines?” Good one though, I hope this hits him like a dozen asbestos-wrapped rotten dried pineapples being stuffed up his ass sideways!!
Did the mean bastard that is giving porcupines AIDS spare this one? That’s alright because another mean bastard gave this one syphilis.
Dipshit looks like Dennis Farina.
He probably does favor the corpse :).
Maybe he should go home and get his fucking shine box.
That certainly was an appropriate name for that character.
Billy Batts.
He was a first cousin to that other branch of the Gambino family.
The Clubbs.
“[…] his township bio touted he was a Vietnam veteran and Vietnam War Medal of Valor recipient.”
It appears our boy wants the coveted Vietnam War Medal of Valor. Sorry, we are all out.
BUT!!! For $19.95 I will personally ship him the “Vietnam War Medal of Stole Valor”. He has earned it.
Stolen! Dammit, can’t find that edit button!!
BEWARE THE COMMING MCPOCLAYPSE!!
REPENT!! THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT IS NIGH!!
(if I remember correctly)
“For His judgements cometh, and that right quickly”
(Shawshank Redemption)
Pack your bags. It’s the Seventh Sign!
“I can’t say…without admitting that I’m a lying sack of shit.”
I guess he’s up for the ‘Liar Liar Pants on Fire’ award this time, eh?
Looked for the FB parody page.
Down the memory hole?
Yup, it’s gone, at least for now. The article says it was taken down.
Probably in Violation of Facebook TOS. You can’t make up a page that makes fun of (bullies) people.
It was Parody but I imagine a shitstick like Spunkslurperdora would constantly whine until it got pulled.
Cheesedick Cheviliar had one on him as well, he whined and got it pulled. The way around a lot of that is to make it a page and not a profile.
He stuck to his lies while screwing with a Master Chief, methinks he hath fucked himself to the Nth Degree!
Do Sailors dare to walk on the grass when a Master Chief is around?
Shitbag!
A politician in New Jersey is a liar? No way!
Spodofora just can’t talk about all those times his sub, the USS Baitfish, was dodging B-40 mines and AK-47 torpedoes while running silent in the Mekong River.
Don’t forget the torpedoes he shot down as a Submarine Door Gunner! 😀
And visiting that bar ran by Lon Duc Dong in Poon Tang province. He always ordered the Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup.
I’m sure he was based in Al Phuk Tup!
I got a hell of a lot closer to Viet Nam than he did. I served my last year in the Army in Japan. I do not and never have claimed to be a Viet Nam War veteran. I can claim to be a Viet Nam Era veteran although my unit was fighting the Cold War at the time as well as the hot one. When fate catches this vote whore. I hope gets exactly what he deserves.
The biggest mystery of this is why did the news website file this under Home And Garden?
As to (I did it again!) the mayor being unable to discuss his service in Vietnam after previously publicizing it, maybe his service was retroactively classified. I think that the only logical explaination for those eyebrows is exposure to Agent Orange. I shudder at what may be growing out of his ears.
Plausible. It seems to happen a lot in the State Department.
Methinks he’s taking notes from another politician: https://militaryphonies.wordpress.com/2013/10/30/david-hack-us-army-special-forces-poser-blog-of-shame/
Let’s see if Spodofora makes a movie!