Brown Neck Gaitor sends us a link at WAVY which reports that this Phillip Ohman fellow has been getting in the good graces of folks by telling them that he is a Navy SEAL and then writes them bad checks. According to the article, he wears SEAL ball caps and has a SEAL bumper sticker on his car and he likes to prey on folks’ sympathy by explaining that he’s headed out on another deployment. A Google search of his name turns up tons of links to his wants and warrants.
U.S. Marshals say Ohman never served in the military and has a criminal record beginning in the 1980’s that spans several states, with multiple prior arrests for writing bad checks, theft, larceny and committing fraudulent schemes.
He has also been known to use different names while scamming his victims, one of which is Phillip D’Marcone.
So, the Marshals own his ass at the moment while he’s awaiting extradition back to Arizona.

Splash. Out.
We here in Arizona don’t want him, find a tree there to hang the bas-ard!
Just put the word out in his prison that he’s a pedophile and let the lifers get rid of him.
Sheriff Joe would love having him at the Maricopa Jail. In this heat in a military old style tent easy for a Navy Seal. 126• at night with killers.
Yeah, cause nothing screams SEAL like a neck tat and meth sores.
Wasn’t there another guy who tried to pull that shit in CA, and accepted a gun, even though he was a convicted felon?
Parker Co. Texas.
http://weatherforddemocrat.com/news/veteran-nabbed-in-sting-for-posing-as-wounded-seal/article_c97e40fe-692e-11e4-a142-5f4b2f85c499.html?mode=jqm
Texas Rangers (not the baseball players) don’t mess around. I love that they stripped him of “his” uniform and put him in prison stripes before they left the store.
Regarding putting him in stripes before he left the store…at a Wal-Mart in Virginia several years ago, an employee was caught stealing; he was doing this on his day off. Before the police took him out, the store manager had a name tag made for him, put in on a smock, and put it on the thief for his handcuffed walk out of the front of the store.
Wonderful sting. I wish I was a fly on the wall. In a TEXAS JAIL. I heard TX are gunho Military personnel and supporters’. I wish I was a fly in his cell LOL
Meth sores? MAYBE, they could be from a case of Herpes he picked up the last time he was locked up, a present from Bubba & Thor!
Ahh yes once again proving that Stolen Valor is often just the tip of a rather large criminal iceberg…
Two words:
1. Neck
2. Tattoo
Colombian
Neck
Tie
…………. 🙂
Me thinks that’s three words
My memory issues can get the best of me Opps
Scum.
Bag.
Two Words……. SHITBAG ! ! ! !
Ass.
Hole.
(this could go on for a very long time)
You’re
Right
Fuck.
Stick.
Oxygen.
Thief.
Douche
Nozzle
Druggie.
Poser.
My…
Dad…
J/K
lol
You win!
Bhwhahahahahaha….
Now I have to go clean up. 🙂
I’ll beat Green Thumb to it. He’s a pure bred All Points Logistics candidate.
He is definitely a “Phildoesque” dude.
The first time that I read this post, I thought that I read that one of his victims was Phil Monkress. Now that would have been funny. Almost as funny as hiring a sub-par Marine with a grossly inflated resume to dig up dirt on TAH members.
Bubba.
Thor.
… saying “oh man” as they welcome Ohman.
“Tiny”
Julio
Anal Dilation Therapy
Bernath.
Disciple.
O. K., so he wants to be a SEAL. Let him! Give him a ball to balance on his nose, let him practice while serving the time he deserves, and let him entertain the other prisoners and visiting public. Maybe a small plastic wading pool for him to slither around in and learn to bark like a seal. At fifty cents a pop, there ought to be some people who would pay to see this. Raise some money to pay back all he has stolen. Hope he likes fresh fish for every meal.
I’m sure that Bubba, Thor, and the rest of his cell block will give him more balls than he can handle, knowhutimean?
I believe you meant gargle…
Correct API; only the balls you are referring to will rest on his chin.
Talk about a bad ohman…
This turd is about to be introduced to rectum re-sizement therapy.
I’ll play:
Skin
Waste
Hoosier.
Daddy.
Space
Waster
Phil
Monkress
Junior?
bad checks – check
theft – check
larceny – check
committing fraudulent schemes – check
drugs – check
fake SEAL claims – check
criminal record – check
Looks like way. Very similar interests and hobbies as Phildo. Plus he even has a similar name.
Phillip D. Monkress – Phillip D’Marcone
Definitely could be related.
YOU’RE ALL TOO FUNNY WITH THE WORDS YOU USE. EACH ONE DESCRIBED HIM LOL
Hi guys.
Hope you had a good weekend.
My turn.
BUTT
MUNCH.
😀 😀
Haha funny thing is. I met this guy one time and right away could tell something wasnt right when he would talk. Certain things just didnt add up or he kept saying it over and over again. Bring him to the the tents so he can start his basic training..first step will be trying to survive the heat.lol