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44 thoughts on ““I’m not MOS yet””

    1. More like the wall where the uniforms were hanging fell over on her.

      The tactical flip-flops are a nice touch.

      1. The Mark VII, quick deployment, tactical flip-flops (AKA TacFlops) are standard gear for the sapper, sniper, ranger prior to MOS.

        1. “TacFlops”
          Awesome!!!!!

          Both my sons are serving now, going to give them that one. New name for shower shoes?

        2. The tacflops are available at a bizarre bazaar some place Far To The East Of Here where goats and donkeys roam freely.

          1. BITD, those were known as Ho Chi Minh sandals.. made from tires. Wore quite well actually. Lots of troops used them for camp shoes.

            ‘TacFlops’ is now my new fave term for them. Winning!

            1. I remember those. The soles were made of tire tread, and the uppers from strips of inner tube. All-weather, all-terrain and you could get 10,000 miles between rotations.

  2. Did I hear right ? A 2 month deployment ? The married servicemembers have a medal or patch that they wear to show that they are married? Joe

  3. Tuscaloosa?

    She was probably headed to Florida, for a job interview with All Points Logistics.

  4. I agree with Jonn.. hard to come up with any words here. Not only is this SV stuff becoming an epidemic, but the posers themselves are becoming more brazen (parading around in public), and absurd in their claims.

    But good job by the guy that busted her.

  5. Everyone be good that’s the next Sargent Major of the Army. She is just working on a ruff draft of AR-670-1 for 2016.

        1. God, you just had to remind me about her. Wouldn’t be so bad if she was half decent looking. But she ain’t.

  7. She actually looked like she might have wanted to hook up with old boy until he started grilling her.

    1. This beyatch’s MOS is POS. She is actually a Latrine Queen, or as we say in the Corps – “A shithouse decoration to hold the asswipe for those who need to wipe.
      This may be crude, but so is her lying ass breath.

      SEMPER FI

  11. For your information, women MOS at different times each month. So, I do not know what the issue is with that. What’s more, I think that asking such a personal question was very inappropriate!

    1. 2/17 Air Cav…Hey brother, easy on the lady folk okay. It’s called “PMS” for a real valid reason. Because…”Mad Cow Disease” was already taken. 😀 😀 😀

      /pops smoke, calls for extract, runs, ducks and hides/

      1. My wife is pregnant right now. If I laugh to loud at that I may not live through the day.

        1. Laugh. Don’t laugh. No matter what you do, you’re in the dog house. Hey, what number instinct will this be (and the little i was intentional) or is that classified?

    3. I think that the base commanders should mandate that as a matter of safety, female members should wear reflective vests while operating a menstrual cycle.

  12. She was probably headed over to All-Points Logistics Huntsville office to begin her internship.

  13. I wonder what goes through these shitbags minds when they gear up like this. Do they think people will throw free shit at them or what?

    This is one grade a piece of shit.

    1. Well……..I would throw free SHIT at her. Let her have back what she’s spouting out.

  15. What is this “MOS” and where can I get a can of it…I have a big airsoft thing this weekend and could use all the help I can get…those little 12 year old insurgents give me the PTSD.

  18. Wait… She claimed that E6 was her MOS? I’ve made a resolution that I will be the BIGGEST asshole in creation to every poser and embellisher that I meet face to face, and I will treat them like SHIT!

    1. I only hope there is someone along with you that can video any such encounters. I can only imagine the reaming you will give ’em. 🙂

  21. She just came off of drill/field/6 months. Hmmm, MUTA 360. 😯 :mrgreen: All spent out in the field. All that drill pay and she couldn’t get a rank patch. 🙄 That woman was pulling crap out of her arse on the fly. 🙄

  22. Does she even Army? Doubt it.

    It sounds like she heard that putting on the jacket and pants and you can get free shit. To bad the only Army she knows is from being drunk while watching Army Wives or something.

  23. I don’t think I have ever heard an Army officer refer to themselves as “I am Officer Material” It’s usually “I’m a 2LT, 1LT, CPT MAJ” etcetera rather than using a term more commonly associated with describing a person’s potential of becomining an officer. SB I hope she got food poisoning from whatever free fastfood meal she recieved for weaing the ACUs.

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