Scotty sends us his work on this fellow by the name of Ryan Laky aka Tracy Novac, aka Ryan Novac. I know that by looking at him, you’re thinking “Navy SEAL. Totally legit”. Surprisingly, that’s not the case according to Don Shipley and the Navy and the NPRC.
I know you just want to cuddle up to him and hear his stories, because he totally looks like he’s “been there and done that”.
Don’t cuddle too close, though, you’ll catch something – probably get a contact high, too.
WTF is that on his chin? Ball rings maybe.
No it’s a little ring device so you can hook up a dog lead, so you can Hmmm. so you can throw him off a cliff Bahahaha….
Bernath’s Fuel Gauge…Looking at his Facebook photos, those are piercings designed to give his many, many boyfriends and head shop restroom encounters, extra pleasure when he’s licking their balls, taint and two hole.
Sparks, ya beat me to it!
Proof of LEGITTITISM:
1. seal team sicks
2. waterboarding
Final ANALYSIS:
Totally without reservation LEGIT.
I vote for “legittitism” to replace the overused “truthiness”.
Second that!
To be fair, he may have Skated Seal Beach once… totally the same, right?
Almost looks like he shaves his armpits. Maybe that’s the source of the chin whiskers – he can’t grow them there, so he glues them on.
Bahahaha
Stop it, you’re killing me!! ROFL!!
Now that’s funny!!!!
Well ladies and gentlemen.. We bring you Hipster Turd, wanna-be Seal, his awards Miscellaneous Metal rings and torture devices on his chin Lol… And he can skate as taught by A top secret navy training base that’s to top secret to talk about… Bahahaha… Lol…..
Someone should give him some new Nail Gun Piercings !
MSGRetired…Roger that Top!! That’s a detail I’d volunteer for.
It pretty amazing how Don Shipley sees through these guys, this guy looks like he just stepped out of a SEAL recruiting poster.
I hope one of the college classes he is “taking” is spelling 101.
Damn auto-correct “takeing”….obviously he didn’t have it
Not a sniper? Pffffft.
He looks like someone you’d expect to look at you and say “DUDE, like… Buy me a pizza, and I’ll like.. Split it with you!”.
The only thing that Fakey Laky splits are boy’s ass cheeks.
Upon further reflection I’m calling LEGIT. He’s got it. He’s got the “thousand yard stare”.
No, no, wait a minute…that’s a “high on pot stare”. Sorry, my bad. Okay Ryan, now you’re back to just being your usual queer bait.
Sparks……..I think Spinoza would be proud! “Buds Man, Buds”
I bet his taint tickler has a “Phil Monkress” flavor.
The “Gay” is strong in this 110 pound steaming pile of shit.
I really wish they’d make just a little more of an effort.
Evidence that pot decreases productivity. Bastard didn’t even try.
DIPSHIT
Ryan “Flaky” Laky is about as much a Navy SEAL as the little girl next door to me.
Ryan’s just a punk. No more, no less. In this case you can tell a book by its cover.
I can’t even.
seriously……
It’s like they’re not even trying anymore. Between the bolt-on facial accessories and the anime cover photo everything about this guy just screams “steely eyed killer.” Or something like that.
No Squeal tattoos? Fake!
Those aren’t sideburns. They’re furry handgrips, to match the dick bumper under his bottom lip.
Word.
This turd redefines the term “ghey”.
A nice addition to All-Points Logistics he will make.
THAT snot-brained metrosexual makes The Care bears look like a mean-assed Outlaw Biker Gang!
The more I think about, the more I believe I may be wrong.
There is no way that Phildo will let this turd into All-Points Logistics.
Commander Phil Monkress will keep him all for himself. Less competition.