Someone sent us this photo they took of our own stolen valor pest, coming up on our third anniversary of our first Dallas Wittgenfeld posting. I’m guessing that some hack lawyer in Oregon will add this to the list of pictures that he’ll claim are copyrighted material. Well, except that the person who took the picture sent it to us – so they own the copyright.
I’m guessing that the chin whiskers are to camouflage Dallas because of this mugshot that is famous across the internet.
By the way, Dallas, you didn’t earn a Ranger tab, so you don’t get to wear one on your jammies without comment from us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIbFJmCUxsA
Oh, look! A bull goose looney with the morning news! You just can’t hide those receding gums under a wierdy-beardy front.
Why is that idiot wearing a helmet cam?
To see into two-holes more clearly.
Green Thumb…LMAO!!! Thanks I needed that.
Personally, I think this photo works better:
“Brack BRACK Brack BRACK!”
HE’S EVERYWHERE ! ! HE’S EVERYWHERE ! ! !
Yep. Just like the audio clip that’s now linked above says! (smile)
Yep, very familiar with Chicken Man.
Both out of Chicago radio and AFRTS/AFVN.
He’s my man!!!
“ANY COCK WILL DOOO ANY COCK WILL DOOO”
Thunder Chicken.
Wellllllllllll!
(ya gotta study the classics!)
They never cease to amaze me with their tales of derring do !!!
He looks pretty dangerous in that orange ISIS style suit !!!
We should send him to Iraq, drop him out of the back of a C-130 over ISIS already in his jammies with the paper slippers !!!
I know his moniker is Thunderchicken, but somehow this theme song seemed apropos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y
That picture flies in the face of Birdbath’s “self murder” hypothesis. After all, if someone was going to “self murder”, would they wear a helmet? Case dismissed. Thanks Birdbath.
Got avgas?
I’m pretty sure he’s outfitted to ride in a plane Bernath is piloting. You can’t be too safe when riding with Bernath.
Wonder if Bernath is going to duct tape Dallas to the seat?
Only safe way to fly with Catheraddict Bernath is NOT AT ALL.
For a second, I saw the word ‘cathartic’ rather than ‘catheter-addict.’
Dullass grew himself a taint tickler… must be missing the boys in the county lockup something fierce…
He looks like a deranged wino with that nutsack-tickler on his chin!!
I STILL think he’s a booger-eating bedwetter!
(Heavey sigh.) Proud, he IS a deranged wino.
The rest is just decorations and party favors he stole.
What the hell is that? Looks like Hee Haw and Top Gun smashed into each other.
+1
You win!
Yep, the intertubz winner for today.
Tom Cruise plays him in the sequel to ‘Top Gun’.
Its title, on spec, is ‘Pop’s Gums’.
SWORDFIGHT!!!
You’re damn right I’m dangerous
Okay, you owe me a new laptop.
Okay, so he has his short bus helmet on.
He looks pretty good for being 100% disabled.
Is the disabled part inside the helmet?
That would be my guess.
Show some respect, by his own words, he is gook killer, 100% PSTD’d, crazy and skydives … That is a set of major accomplishments.
Just sayin’.
Paralyzed from the neck up, you know.
I assume Dallas Wittgenfeld calls himself “Thunderchicken” because he knows he’s a very loud and obvious PECKERHEAD! 😀
Thunderchicken, huh?
More like Chickenshit.
I think it would be appropriate for him to wear a Streamer for the 3rd Anniversary !
All geared up for that most dangerous of all bike ride. My second favorite poser.
I did not know that Gabby Hayes had taken up skydiving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7koigiUq7GE
The 75th tab and Ranger tab on this guy pisses me off to no end. Why, why, why does he think this is okay? He has been outed so many times as a liar and a phony, so what’s his deal? Do people that are there when he is suited up not know he is a phony and a faker? Who in their right mind would allow this? I can’t see a Soldier or Veteran even allowing him on their plane let alone smile and play along with his shenanigans. This is shameful and wrong, and disrespects all of those who wore the uniform. Stop the insanity already!
SFC Holland: I’ll defer to former “Bat guys”, but I believe the scroll is legit. Wittgenfeld served in combat in Vietnam with a Ranger unit for a few months.
My beef with him is that he had an admirable military record, but p!ssed all over that by embellishing – e.g., by claiming other stuff he never did (false claims of being SF, etc . . . ) and is in general an out-of-control a-hole and jerk.
With apologies for my use to the creator of this meme….but it’s just so darn appropriate!
http://i.imgur.com/LYUODn6.jpg
I think that sums up how we all feel about the RaDiOtElEpHoNeOpErAtOr. Fuck off Shitgenfeld!
3/17: commo check.
If there’s a thread you’re following, I’d bet it is this one.
Which hurts whose face worse–his dick tickler, or Bernath’s catheter getting shoved down Wittgenfeld’s throat?
Dick Tickler, huh?
And here I was thinking that beard was just really a lot of dried, crusted semen accumulation.
The more I look at the latest picture of him, the more I’m convinced that Dallas Wittgenfeld (GH! :D)looks like some “Goober McGunk” you’d come across on some paintball or Airsoft field!
Little girls and old grannies skydive. My dad made his first skydive on his seventieth birthday. Dallas is nothing special just because he skydives.
He should tape that camera to his ass so he can show everyone how he shits his pants when he jumps.
Dude drank too much rubbing alcohol. Took what was honorable service, and created a clown show around it.. though that is an insult to clowns.