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John Adam Vanous; Phony SEAL arrested for soliciting children

John Adam Vanous

Mary sends us a link to an article about this John Adam Vanous who was arrested for soliciting Bellmead, Texas detectives who were posing as a 13-year-old girl;

During the conversation, Vanous claimed he was a former Navy Seal receiving a Medal of Honor and Purple Heart. This information was later proved to be false and that he had never even been in the military.

On December 26, Vanous agreed to meet at a local business in Bellmead. Police say that he thought he was meeting the 13-year-old female for sexual intercourse.

When Vanous arrived to the location, police quickly arrested him. He was was charged with Online Solicitation of a Minor.

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They’re all guilty of something else. Stolen Valor is a symptom.

22 thoughts on “John Adam Vanous; Phony SEAL arrested for soliciting children

  1. Normally I would be pissed off as hell just at the claims of being a SEAL, and the MOH and Purple heart too?
    On another level though, soliciting what he thought was a 13 year old girl for sex just has me wanting to have some quality alone time with the sick son of a bitch. Just me, him, a blow torch, and a few other implements of destruction.

    1. Don’t think you need to worry too much about that, rb325th. If he ever ends up in the Gen Pop at whichever prison he does time . . . he won’t enjoy the experience.

      Inmates have little sisters and kids, too.

  2. Yeah, cause SEALs have so much trouble finding women they have to hit on girls younger than my daughter.

    He’ll be prison currency for the next 20-40 years. This makes me smile.

  3. He’s probably already the “property” of Bubba & Thor, and yes, prison inmates do all they can to make life a triple HELL for ticklemonsters like that POS! Lifers will kill one without a second thought if they get near a roach turd like that snot smear!!

  4. One of my son’s peers growing up here in SoMD was a bad seed. All the parents knew he was trouble, and he was well acquainted with the local constabulary. Time goes on, and he is arrested at age 32 for kiddie porn and sexual relations with minors, and is sentenced to 20 years in the State pen.

    He lasted 18 months. AMF.

    1. He’s very suicidal anyways, if he hasn’t already killed himself, he will first chance he gets. But then again I think he’s a scared pussy when it comes to taking his own life. He’s talked about it and threatened it all his life. He was put into a state hospital when he was 5. They released him to his own custody at 18. Told him he’d be fine, just stay on your meds. He dropped his meds for weed. He would get up in the middle of the night at age 4 telling his mother and aunt that they must die because the voices tell him so. He is seriously mentally fucked up. I caught him trying to burn the house down in the night. He just couldn’t get the matches lit.

    1. Or as i prefer to say it:

      1. Rope.
      2. Tree (or gallows).
      3. Pedophile.

      Some assembly required.

  5. That expression on his face is the same one he’s gonna have when Bubba, Elijah X, and the rest of the boys in Cell Block C get started on him.

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