I am off to a company Christmas Party, but have a team of UN inspectors looking at the ballots and should have results either later today or tomorrow depending on how much I drink at this thing. many of the ballots they can get through.
2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament First Round is complete
Christmas parties. Contractor scum need not apply.
This contracting scum was allowed to his customer’s non-denominational Winter Holiday party. However, this contracting scum had to pay for the privilege.
I’ll invite you to my Christmas party.
Just send me $500.00 and I will forward the appropriate information !!!
Are we allowed to riot if our guy doesn’t win or is that only reserved for our inner city brethren?
They weren’t rioting, they were protesting, remember?
Right, sorry. So, if my guy wins can we riot like they do in Oakland? Or is that just ‘exuberant celebration’??
Remember the rule:
When blacks do it, it’s a mob and rioting and when whites do it, it’s
an event and it’s disruptive behavior.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/20/opinion/kohn-ferguson-protests/
So, the press is the one covering it and calling it either a riot or disruptive behavior and now they are also complaining about how they do their own labeling of all this crap?
My head hurts.
Call it whatever you want, I’ma needin me a new flat screen and some Nikes! No justice no peace!
PANTS UP! DON’T LOOT!
“I CAN’T BREED.”
BARACK’S LIES MATTER
So the primary is over and the real process is next. Bring it.
What is up next?
Dirty 32, followed by
Sweaty 16
Egomaniacal 8
Fecal 4
Terrible 2
A$$ H#le incarnate 1
????????
I recommend:
Dirty poo 32
Shitty 16
Crappy 8
Fecal 4
Dooky deuce 2 (both words mean “poo”).
Cropolite 1 (Word means fossilized poo, meaning they’re shit for life).
Sounds good to me, cropolite would mean it would follow them into the here after, which I am fine with as well.
‘copROlite’ , fellas.
Fossilized shark poo, fossilized Neandertal defecatory byproduct, fossilized dinosaur doots – they’re all copROlite.
If you spell it ‘cropolite’, it’s a genetically engineered low-fat corn plant that smells like bacon.
So this corn-bacon plant is a thing? Where does obtain this cropolite?
Double quotation marks around words not inside a quote.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/lexicon_valley/2014/10/21/single_quotes_or_double_quotes_it_s_really_quite_simple.html
The first letter in the first word is also capitalized.
And after eating a bunch of it, you crapalot.
I swear to you guys, the world would be so dull without you.
As the competitors put it all on the line for the uncoveted title of “Turd”.
And a coveted employment opportunity with All-Points Logistics based in Merritt Island, Florida!
If they’re coprolite, wouldn’t that be “everlasting turd”? (smile)
You mean “Coprolite”, fossilized poo? Yeah, shit that’s so old, it’s petrified!
Here’s some on ebay:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/12-2-POUND-DINOSAUR-DUNG-Specimen-COPROLITE-Fossil-rock-/351249707277
Sounds like Daniel Alan Bernath. He has a good shoot at winning the horse’s ass medal. That’d be an appropriate title for him.
In that case, include a very large pile of road apples, fresh and steaming.
TSO…Have a well deserved good time and thank you, for all the hard work you put into this tournament for us.
Unlike normal politics, that won’t influence the outcome of the vote.
😛
Just kidding.
I am shaking with anticipation!
As am I….
*Rustle Rustle*
OVER!
I have the appropriate photograph ready to denote the winner. Already has the stripes for it.
Vertical, I hope.
Wait and see — caught in the act of stealing, running like a thief in the night.
I wonder if Commander Phil Monkress, the imposter SEAL and CEO of All-Points Logistics, is using taxpayer dollars to throw APL’s Christmas party?
THEIR CAN BE ONLY ONE!