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NDtBF says you can’t use his name

by Jonn Lilyea••26

The current tyrant of North Korea Kim Jong Un (known around here as Needle D*ck the Bug F**ker) has determined that his name is too important for the other kids to have according to the link sent to us by Pinto Nag from MSN;

North Korea has ordered people who share the name of leader Kim Jong Un to change their names, South Korea’s state-run KBS television reported on Wednesday.

North Korea imposed similar bans on the use of the names of its two former leaders, Kim’s father, Kim Jong Il, and grandfather, Kim Il Sung, as part of propaganda drives to build cults of personality around them.

Kim Jong Un’s name is not allowed for newborns and people who share the name must not just stop using it but must change it on their birth certificates and residence registrations, KBS reported, citing an official North Korean directive.

So, there you go.

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26 thoughts on “NDtBF says you can’t use his name”

    1. If you get a new cat, that would be even better. Cats are not exactly “well thought of” in Korea. (smile)

      1. Hondo,
        Au contraire. Cats are VERY well thought of in Korea. . . . as dinner. Ummmm. . . . . . .

        1. B Woodman: I believe that’s dogs, amigo. The Korean dish in question is referred to by us dumb Americans as “kei-goki”. The proper name for the dish is bosintang.

          As far as I know, I never made the mistake of ordering bosintang, or eating it by accident. But I knew a couple of guys who did – once. (smile)

          Cats are held in low esteem in Korea (which is predominantly Buddhist) because they reputedly were the only domestic animal that would not submit to Buddha’s authority – they were too independent. Or at least that’s how it was explained to me.

  3. Well, ain’t that just peachy? My understanding is that “Kim” is about as common a name in Korea as Smith, Jones, and Johnson combined are here. NDtBF thus demonstrates that he is just as much a pint-sized asshole as his old man and grandpappy were. Little fatass chickenshit…hey, wasn’t he dying last month? At least if his hot sister took over, they could be real-life Bond villains!

    In any event, I plan on seeing “The Interview.” It looks pretty damn funny, and might even contain a live performance of “I’m So Ronery.”

    1. I can’t wait to see this movie. Any film that has that little prick dictator so pissed off that he threatens to go to war over, automatically gets revenue from me.

    1. Master Chief…you just don’t see that every day. Made me think of Roseanne Barr, Oprah, Kathy Bates, Marlon Brando, Joey Buttafuoco and of course all of the Kardashians.

  11. May I suggest that they change their names to Palmer? It’s done wonders for a guy in Bethesda MD.

  12. One of my neighbor’s Son is starting up a punk rock garage band. Maybe I can convince them to name their band “The Dead Kims”? “The Dead Kennedys and The Dead Milkmen used to be popular on the punk rock scene, maybe those kids ought to try using that for a band name?

  15. My favorite is that Kim Jong Un ordered that all NK males must cut their hair to look like his. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  17. Sadly, The Interview will not be shown here in South Korea…guess I will have to pirate a copy in a week or two when a decent one is online.

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