Since I don’t have any help on this, I am going to you guys. This is what I will do, what follows is the 64 people I have in my field right now. If you disagree with one of them, or want someone else included, then name the person to be included, and the person to be dropped. If you get more than 5 people agreeing with you, I will do it. If someone disagrees, that moves you down one. In other words, you need +5. Otherwise, what you see is what you will get, alphabetical by first name:
Benjamin Scott
Casey Shook
Charles Chavous
Christine Mullen
Christopher Duke
Christopher McFarland
Cody Stermer
Cornelius Davis
Daniel A. Bernath
Dennis Chevalier
Dennis Myers
Derek Church
Dina Boyer
Felix Carswell
Flemron Dickey
Frank Gervais
Frank Visconi
Gene Carroll
George Manos
Gil Gilbertson
Gregory Banks
Irving Rice
James Dahan
James Hoskins
James Korfhage
James Waldby
Jared Stern
Jay Kerwin
Jim Van Fleet
Joe Weeks Sr.
Joel Scott “Amy J.” Kleyla
John Fuentes
John R. Acton
Jonathan Cook
Joseph Rios
Julee Johns
Keith Keeton
Ken Strafer
Kenneth Goldstein
Kirjath Toney
Kristopher Doody
Leonard Goethals
Lori Phipps
LTC Gerald Green
Michael Schrenk
Mike Fortner
Nate Fornwalt
Nikko De’Lozada
Otto Gimbl
Paul Benevente
Peter Lawler
Phillip Allen Keith Steve Cushman
Randy Abbott
Reginald Hinson
Reverend Colyer
Richard Rahn
Robert Lawton
Ron White
Rowdy Anderson
Schoen LaBombard
Sean Yetman
Terrell Anquoe
Thomas Bolling
Thomas Decare
(If someone was nominated, and I left them off, there is very likely a reason, probably legal. Please do not be offended. I read every single recommendation, and went with this because they seemed the most egregious, and/or I felt comfortable with the level of evidence we had on hand.)
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118 responses to “Tentative 2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Field”
This appears to be a tough field.
The things I see…when I don’t have my baby seal club!
So many fire hydrants.
So little time.
LMAO! Now THAT’S funny!
I dunno… I wouldn’t piss on em if they were on fire.
I wouldn’t even p!ss on their heads if their asses were on fire while their heads were catching!
Larry Sims has earned a spot due to his repetitive douchebaggery and that nice letter from the lawer he lied to.
Had I seen it, I probably would have included him. But I don’t really want to up-end the apple cart now. But point taken, I had forgotten the reignition from the lawyer. Of course, that one ended before I could even respond to the lawyer since they fired him anyway.
No prob… by the time I got my phone plugged in and resurrected the comments had closed. I also wanted to nominate Robert Bateman for stealing the valor of every genuine Army Officer who took their obligation to uphold and defend The Constitution seriously.
Ok, my championship match prediction is Chevalier vs Bernath. Just saying, you heard it here first.
I did put them in opposite brackets for that very reason.
Really going out on a limb there aren’t you? (Smile)
Isn’t it nice how they’re snuggled up nest to each other?? (You did that on poupise, didn’t cha, TSO??
I bet they take turns pitching and catching like a Stolen Valor Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton.
I still have a feeling that Church will do a pop-up, but that’s probably a wet dream. Then too, Chevy has it him to dig deep in asshattery to try and unseat Bernasty.
Steve Cushman?
Although I imagine there was a reason for not including Cushman, if not, I suggest replacing Lori Phipps with Cushman, who certainly is deserving of participation in this esteemed contest. I could be wrong, but I recall Phipps’ bit of ridiculousness somewhat nebulas in terms of being in the same league with the rest of these fine contestants.
Cushman was actually last man out. And to be honest, I think Phipps was one of the last ones in.
To be honest, I don’t remember exactly why I did it.
Changing my own pick, because I did it wrong. Cushman is in Phillip Allen Keith out. (although I hate exaggerators, there wasn’t much zest to Keith.)
Oh well, it’s true most of these turds are worse than Phil Keith. But he has a new military history book called ” Stay the Rising Sun” coming out spring of next year. Maybe, if he works really hard, he can be a big boy turd like these other posers? Aim high Phil Keith, aim high.
Gotta suck being the 65th poser on the bubble.
Even All-Points Logistics would not recruit them.
Wow.
Maybe All Points Logistics is waiting to see how the tournament shakes out.
Make the Fecal Four their in house Dream Team….
I agree with JAGC…Phipps brought new meaning to the Marine uniform but was bush league to these clouds.
FWIW I agree….bush league. Pull Phipps out of the running.
But who to replace her with??? I wish Faker6 wasn’t off on some mission somewher. He has good faker insight.
I’m just disappointed that none of the Cadre picked up on my “bush” league comment. Guys are slipping.
Hey I got it. I used to get it more often. Then I got married.
Smile
Vertical Smile.
Phipps out, replace her with Cushman or one of the other posers brought up…Hemenway for one.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=43356
My 1+ for Steve Cushman.
LTC Bateman,a true Blue Falcon, maybe a special award for him and his writing exerpise. Joe
Yep. I think we should send the “least Infantry LTC in the world” one of these as a lifetime achievement award:
(If the image doesn’t display, try this link:
http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/wp-content/massengill.jpg )
IMO it fits him to a “T” – and is particularly apropos since the Army deemed him disposable earlier this year.
Coudl we give LTC Greene one for least Engineer LTC. Maybe if he doesn’t win the Blue Falcon we could take an Engineer castle and paint it blue and add wings? Call him the Blue Engineer?
LTC Green is the only with current, legitimate rank.
For now, anyway.
I think LTC Green would be a worthy recipient of an honorary Lifetime achievement Blue Falcon award. It has taken him many years to work his way to the pinnacle of douchebaggery.
I think catheteraddict has this one in the bag, but Dennyboi will happily take sloppy second.
You betcha. Based on Cheddar-boi’s marital track record, that’s a given.
I’m a little disappointed that Mark Wayne Tiemann wasn’t nominated.
Nuts! He was the white whale for years!
You could do an Obama and take Executive Action since you are the MMFIC. And, he is a very worth candidate…there are just so many of them.
We should drop a maggot and replace him with this fat turd!
In light of the Cushman comments and this, looks like we need to complicate TSO’s life more by taking advantage of all his thankless work to install a play-in game between the Round Ranger and Keith.
Jonn, he was previously considered. We just didn’t know who the hell he was at the time.
As I recall, he made one helluva run before running into an even bigger (figuratively speaking) sh!tbag.
I object:
Daniel A. Bernath should be on top of the list!
Just sayin’!
Relax Master Chief, TSO did state the list is in alphabetical order. He’ll be at the top of the list soon enough…
OK … I was nervous!
I see this year’s SV Torney as a mere formality in crowning Daniel A. Bernath as this year’s winner! ‘Ol “Blobfish” Chevalier could still place second, and my offer on the modified medal still stands.
You never know.
Guaranteed I will be voting early and often. It’s gonna be like a graveyard in Chicago around here.
Either one of them could easily die of auto-erotic asphyxiation before the votes get cast. Why do you think Bernath is so fixated with his catheter tubing and Chevy is so fixated with his equipment belt? Wise man say remain calm and contingency plan, Grasshopper. It could get messy.
Look at it this way: if bumblebrain in the PacNW gets bumped off the roster, he’ll get upset and do more of his gross crap on that crapazoid website of his, because he got bumped.
And if he doesn’t get bumped, he’ll do even more.
And if he manages somehow to score in the top 5, he’ll do even more.
But if he doesn’t win, he’ll be SO disappointed and butthurt, that his crapazoid website will explode with his douchebaggery.
Whatever, he’s still a fake for all reasons.
Man what a starting field, just went down the list and I can see several that will be at the top very quickly …
Yep. Crap floats.
Can I have 5 “ayes” in support of:
Pulling James Dahan
and
Inserting Larry E. Sims
Dahan hit the TAH radar in 2011 and already had a spot in the 2012 tourney:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=28038
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=30861
Larry Sims aka Weasel Face is a real persistent shitbag.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=32636
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=54680
Aye(Yi Yi)
GD,I would give you all five Ayes if I could. That persistent purveyor of enuresis disparaged my beloved 101st Airborne Division.
Aye
GDContractor…My +1 for Larry Sims.
+1 here as well.
Simms is a dirtbag that promoted himself….and cannot hold a job.
+1 for me on Sims as well. That guy is just a dirtbag.
Dahan is a sizeable turd for sure, but Simms just keeps evolving.
CLAW131
SJ
SPARKS
Green Thumb
Ex-344MP
The AYES have it.
I am sure Larry the weasel appreciates your support, as do I. Thank you…. scholars all of ya.
I want in on that–after using the link and doing a quick review on Weasel.
DITTO
Maybe I am not understanding because I am fairly new here but how come my ex Hubert Jay Hemenway jr??? Can’t he win for being such a dick wad narcissistic female sexy underwear wearing cuz there more comfortable to wear, scum of the earth
Sometimes “being such a dick wad narcissistic female sexy underwear wearing cuz there more comfortable to wear, scum of the earth” is its own reward. Maybe we will find a way to lever him in. There’s just so many…
Link to Hubert Jay Hemenway Jr.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=43356
a lying, embellishing, VA benefit stealing POS.
+1 on that shitbag.
I tried to nominate him but the thread closed.
He had an ex comment on his page a few days ago.
Very telling.
Oh my. I had forgot about this Turd Blossom. He’s certainly sponge worthy (H/T Seinfeld)
I feel TSO’s pain.
I also think he should be included in the field. After reading on his Facebook page about his plan of attack for hitting up every restaurant in Salem,OR on Veterans Day for a free meal,he is truly worthy of inclusion.
That is funny …very funny!
But in all fairness, I will ask TSO to despence with formality and designate and pronounce the “such a dick wad narcissistic female sexy underwear wearing cuz there more comfortable to wear, scum of the earth” … “Award for Excellence in Shitbaggery” to your ex without any further debate.
He deserves that at a minimum.
Or at least the Miss Congeniality of Shitbaggery!! Damn Scroteface.
Amen. But, this will open the gates for similar statements from Chevy’s many wives.
Honestly, the reason he was let out was just because everything we have in there is based on someone else’s saying something. Mind you, I 100 percent believe LoAnn, but as an attorney, I would need just a bit more to feel comfortable. If someone has more screen caps of his bullshit, or emails, something concrete I can certainly include him. But honestly, if I’ve learned anything from the 17,000 damn lawsuits we’ve been threatened with, it’s that I need to protect TAH first and foremost.
Point taken. Bless you in this endeavor. Glad Psul hasn’t succeeded in his hit on you.
But honestly, if I’ve learned anything from the 17,000 damn lawsuits we’ve been threatened with, it’s that I need to protect TAH first and foremost.
How long before some ninny interprets that as an apology/retraction?
I’m glad our first-ever fake JAG made it, though we must wait a while yet for the fake refuelers.
If he has his very own Victoria’s Secret credit card, I’d say bring him in from the rain.
I agree put him in, and take Phipps out.
He should be included just based on that douchetastic douchepatch on his chin.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this turd field!
+1 to Jonn; Mark Wayne Tiemann should indeed be here.
I’d also like to perhaps suggest Kennedy Uzomba:http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=38394
What can I say, he just gets me going somehow.
I missed this guy the first go around. Holy hell is that hilarious.
Word.
Almost makes me want to write a Catch-22 type essay, “If 2nd Lieutenants wrote our foreign policy…”
I swear I never heard of him before and I spend WAY too much time here.
I think you guys are missing someone who’s been on the news recently.
I found a link below to him from Reuters, though I think he’s been on other news reports too.
He’s Making wild claims of all the things he’s done and conducted. Claimed to lead units into awesome victories and that he brought his guys home safe, etc. Something in there about the whole of the military being better because of his ideas. (as if!) He even claimed to have killed some high-level Terrorist?
Just think you should reconsider this guy for your Blue Falcon list.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/27/us-usa-afghanistan-obama-idUSKBN0E71WQ20140527
Dalton “bunny love” coldiron should be on here. Doesn’t matter who’s spot he takes, hes top douche bag hands down
Coldiron was prior year (2013), Smitty.
Sh!tbag, yes. Current year (e.g., since Dec 2013, inclusive)? No. So not eligible for this year’s tourney.
He is still a dildo, though.
Yep. But now an “old news” dildo.
So when do we get to assign names to these turds ???
There are so many great names for them. The level of depravity of the minds of so many of my good friends here continues to astound me !!!
Great job TSO !!!
Thanks for the fun !!!
I know TSO is putting a metric fuckton of work into this, and I for one appreciate it, but let’s face it kids–any guy that would try to sue Don Shipley for, well, NOTHING, is your hands-down winner.
Maybe we can give him an extra special prize of a dipstick to check his gas tanks.
Then again, he is one too, so there’s that.
Don’t forget that shitbag also sued NASA, SSA, American Legion, Lars Larson, a random high school (where HS Sophomore used to go)an electric company, and four different people who he thought was a person using a screen name here.
I understand TSO, I know there is a lot of scum out there. As I run across paperwork on scum of the earth Hemenway I can scan and send copies. Every detail that I have given can be backed up with paperwork that he left behind or from my knowledge from living with the scum for over 10 years. I am sure you all will keep him in the scum bucket. I am surprised that he has not talked to anyone to disprove everything. You all are doing a good thing and I will try to help where ever I can.
Do I get to vote also?
Thank you all
Of course you get to vote.
It’s the American way.
Is there really any reason to do this this year? We all know who is going to win. I know I know…formalities and all. We’d hate for any of the other 63 to be offended that they didn’t get a fair shake
Then call them up and let them know you are pulling for them and have their back.
You might be surprised how much they “step up their game”.
Its okay. The rest will all probably claim that they won the BF Trophy anyway. Create their own patch to add to their fake uniform and wear it to pretend to be #1.
Ha ha I legit lol’d
The joy is in the campaigning.
William Derek Church for the win!
Can you please lsit their name with the nicknames Jonn has given them “Round Ranger”??
Ol’ James “Manse” Towery is a bit worse than some there.
Good point.
This is hardly fair. Only three bitches in this field.
I’ll have to send in my pictures of me with Scotty and Q.
Seriously, we need more of us wimmins in this contest.
Perhaps bodaprez should appoint a czar to spearhead an affirmative action policy aimed at ensuring women are properly represented in the stolen valor profession.
Hey Ex-PH2, in our eyes they’re all little bitches, just not anatomically correct.
I think there’s at least 2 trannies on the list. Don’t we get credit for that?
Invalid complaint. There are no racial/ethnic/gender/religious quotas for Stolen Valor sh!tbaggery. It’s strictly based on demonstrated lack of shame/class/decency. (smile)
WHAT? No Delwin Barnett? The dude fought baboons in the jungles of Pnama. That’s some impressive and creative bullshit there!
Decent Field. There are 31 of them that I can recall clearly what they did, and 8 that are head and shoulders above the rest.
I know Ex-PH2 bought up the wimmens,,,,,, I was thinking that Tina Kersten and the chubby CAP wench both reappeared pulling shit after last years tourney.
As for Mark Wayne Tieman,although he was our great white whale, he ended up being more pathetic than anything. It’s pretty apparent his elevator don’t go to the top since he had a stroke in the 1990’s.
I didnt get a chance to jump in on the nominations earlier, but the front runners are ( not in any particular order..
Viscunti
Birdbath
Chubbyliar
Gimlet-balls
Church
Banks
Van Fleets Enema
Rahn
I think…TSO has done one hell of a JOB putting this together.
Amen
I concur with my esteemed colleague from the Street.
So, once the field is final, can we get a bracket contest going? Say: best bracket gets to throat-punch the winner?
During the awards ceremony we need music! I nominate
“Tranny in a Jag” Written by our own Hack Stone!
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=54864
Why would we use a song about a broken gearbox in an unreliable English car? (smile)
What about Shane Larder ? He was freatured on one of the hunting shows this morning. Of course I did not watch the show. Joe
Frank Gervais and the beard of shame.
What about Tiemann? Wasn’t he from this year? Once unmasked he was kinda pathetic, but oh, that Round Marine uniform he rocked! Hell, he was the reason I found this site! Him and poor old Soupy.