36 thoughts on “On the hunt for Valor Thieves in Indianapolis

  1. hahahahahahahahahaah *wheeze*….BBBWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH….cough, gag, URK*
    😀

    1. Hondo…Thanks for the NSFW heads up. Not about the Adam Sandler video, I can deal with that.

      But you REALLY needed an EXTRA, REALLY NSFW heads up for the “Lemon Party Triad” link!!

      Fortunately, I had forgotten that thread. The mind does try to protect itself from previous horrors. Now unfortunately, thanks to you my brother, 😀 I am going to the garage for my awl, again, to do another left temple puncture to hopefully erase that image, again. It’s way beyond eye and brain bleach! I also just threw up in my mouth…again. 😀 😀 😀

      1. Sorry, amigo. Can’t do much after you’ve been previously exposed to something like that except monitor, provide support, and hope you recover. You understand that – even if the Self-Centered Narcissistic Ditz from Maine doesn’t.

        You’re strong. You can make it. (smile)

        1. Hondo…Yes I am and yes I will. Thanks brother for your thoughtful support. That’s what I love about our TAH family. We sometimes scare “seven shades of shite” out of each other. Yet we also never fail to offer support, in these oft times of dire crisis. Your support, just put off my trip to the garage for my awl. Thanks brother.

    1. Veritas Omnia Vincit…Thanks! Now that’s a pair I would be proud to sport! I’d go commando all the time were I hung like that.

  2. CODE NAME: SABRETT

    We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for this important message:

    “Sabrett. Your order is ready. Heavy mustard. Kraut. No relish. I REPEAT. Heavy mustard. Kraut. No relish.”

    We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.

  3. “The Wieners of Indianapolis” just doesn’t have the same ring as “The Hounds of Baskerville”

  4. Trying to lure in the Round Ranger – clever disguise.
    Next he will dress up as a 700 lb block of cheese…

  5. As he leaves the TSO TOC in the company of his trusty service dogs “Mayo” and “Catsup”, the sound of “Afternoon Delight” can be heard playing gently in the background. Ain’t that nice.

  6. TSO – if you want to stop the bleeding, I suggest you put up some photoshop work of John Denver’s favorite aircraft fueler, as a distraction.

  7. “Before we begin, please listen to some personal messages. The hot dog is walking mustard and relish. The hot dog is walking mustard and relish”

  8. There’s an old Undertakers saying that goes: ” You can linger now, but I’ll get you at the end.” Just an old saying, no more or no less.

    Sam ( Where the tall corn grows)

  9. Let me see if I understand this. A guy–we’ll call him TSO–photoshops his head into a walking wiener, one encased in a bun and adorned with yellow mustard. And this TSO guy is featured here in said outfit and comments, saying, “I anticipate no abuse whatsoever.” Is that about right? I just want to be certain before I hurl the abuse.

  10. No shit. On the way to work yesterday. On the interstate. And there’s a dude walking down the side of the road in a full Confederate Civil War Uniform.

    If I’d had time I would have went back and asked him about it

  11. I believe I spied him in his undercover getup a short ways away from the VA hostpital here in Indy eeping watch on some known fake homeless Veterans while they were panhandling

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