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Totally Legit; Major Wilkerson at the Houston RenFair – This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here
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Totally Legit; Major Wilkerson at the Houston RenFair

Sergeants Major should avoid looking at these pictures until they’ve taken their heart meds. Someone sent us these pictures on our Facebook fan page that he took at the Houston Renaissance Festival yesterday. Major Wilkerson, here, at first claimed that he’s in the 101st Airborne Division, then he switched stories, claiming that it was a Halloween costume;

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Delilah T.

He turned a pair of pants into a phony kilt? Where’s his sporran?

Who does things like that?

The Other Whitey

That’s no kilt, it’s a skirt!

A Proud Infidel®™

EXTREME SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, that’s all I can think of now.

Green Thumb

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Pineywoods NCO

Agreed.

Flame this bastard.

Eric

Ouch, my head hurts after seeing that. Someone sure did put a lot of work into making a kilt out of ACU though.

Such an insult to Kilts. My ancestors are growling in my brain.

Bangle99

I just got back from Afghanistan and saw one at KAF.

Sparks

Jonn…Wow, I shouldn’t have clicked the ad you linked. I need eye bleach now. Camo kilts? Who knew? And WHO…would wear one? No veteran I have ever met.

Flagwaver

If I want to wear an Army kilt, I’ll weat a kilt with the official Army Tartan.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vmpHj4W_aWY/TNmn9H0FzII/AAAAAAAAAZ8/tF5zhoFsbjM/s1600/kilts.jpg

Jacobite

Amen

Cacti35

Maybe it is not a kilt but an issue skirt for the transgender military Dear Leader is creating.

SJ

No PT belt? BTW, I saw a female soldier in the at a gas station in the middle of Greenville NC in a PT uniform, including belt. There couldn’t have been a Sergeant Major in the hood there so she is disciplined!

HS Junior

Kill it before it lays eggs. With fire.

That is all.

Valkyrie

I don’t know, I like a man in a skir… Nope! Just threw up in my mouth a little.

Sparks

Valkyrie…Thank you m’lady. I just choked back down the same reflex. Yuck.

OWB

Someone should tell him that black socks with tan shoes is never a good idea.

Sparks

OWB…NEVER…after Labor Day! How gosh!

OIF '06-'07-'08

I am at a loss of words over this character.

NHSparky

Jacked up beyond description.

Semper Idem

Quaero: Does the Army issue kilts in any way, shape, or form? I’ve never seen anyone in a kilt in any military base where I work.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Ah … Last year I carried the US Flag and marched in the NYC St. Patrick’s Day Parade in a US Navy CPO Khaki Battle Kilt and Desert BDU … That was LEGIT!

This guy is TOTALLY LEGIT!

Sparks

Master Chief…I have no doubt you looked…Marvelous!!!

Jacobite

I’m a fan of kilts, I own 4 of them in 3 of my family’s different patterns.

That being said, what that dipshit is trying to pull off is not just wrong, on many levels, it’s ugly as sin.

There’s a reason I don’t go to the Ren Fairs, shitheads like this are one of them.

Jacobite

Correction, ‘a reason’ should have read ‘are many reasons’.

So flabbergasted I can’t even type properly.

jonp

Is that a fucking skirt? That is an insult to the clan tartan.

OldSoldier54

I was thinking along those lines.

This dingleberry is just another attention ho.

SGT Ted

He’s wearing the wrong costume for a Renne Faire.

I say costume because that certainly isn’t any sort of proper uniform.

Green Thumb

Makes it easy for him to lift the “skirt”.

I will leave it at that.

IrishRedneck

My ex worked at a Renaissance Faire, met some of the sleaziest and creepiest people imaginable. This fucker fits right in.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

That is an outstanding prerequisite for EX “worked at a Renaissance Faire”.

God Bless America!

Just an Old Dog

Ren-Fairres are just fucked up costume balls. You can pretty much figure nobody there is what they are dressed up as. Its sort of role playing like Civil War reenacting. The line blurs when you are wearing something that is modern and you are running your soup coolers about being in an actve duty unit.
At least in that environment you know he is full of shit.
At least he isnt running around a VFW post, beggig change on a corner or running a go fund me for a servie dog.

David

Dunno… my wife dragged me o one once. I dressed up as a hostile middle-aged white guy… I think I nailed it.

Parachutecutie

The guy who sent you those photos wanted to “bring that bitch down” but had his son with him. He exercised huge constraint

Green Thumb

Was this in Florida?

Pam

In the immortal words of Ferris Bueller, sometimes you just have to say “What The F@%K”.

H1

Now that, is a “Major Tool”.