Totally Legit; Major Wilkerson at the Houston RenFair

38 thoughts on “Totally Legit; Major Wilkerson at the Houston RenFair”

1. He turned a pair of pants into a phony kilt? Where’s his sporran?

   Who does things like that?

   1. That’s no kilt, it’s a skirt!

2. EXTREME SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, that’s all I can think of now.

   1. You took the words right out of my mouth.

      1. Agreed.

         Flame this bastard.

3. Ouch, my head hurts after seeing that. Someone sure did put a lot of work into making a kilt out of ACU though.

   Such an insult to Kilts. My ancestors are growling in my brain.

4. Actually, you can buy them.

   1. I just got back from Afghanistan and saw one at KAF.

   2. Jonn…Wow, I shouldn’t have clicked the ad you linked. I need eye bleach now. Camo kilts? Who knew? And WHO…would wear one? No veteran I have ever met.

   3. If I want to wear an Army kilt, I’ll weat a kilt with the official Army Tartan.

      http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vmpHj4W_aWY/TNmn9H0FzII/AAAAAAAAAZ8/tF5zhoFsbjM/s1600/kilts.jpg

      1. Amen

5. Maybe it is not a kilt but an issue skirt for the transgender military Dear Leader is creating.

6. No PT belt? BTW, I saw a female soldier in the at a gas station in the middle of Greenville NC in a PT uniform, including belt. There couldn’t have been a Sergeant Major in the hood there so she is disciplined!

7. Kill it before it lays eggs. With fire.

   That is all.

8. I don’t know, I like a man in a skir… Nope! Just threw up in my mouth a little.

   1. Valkyrie…Thank you m’lady. I just choked back down the same reflex. Yuck.

9. Someone should tell him that black socks with tan shoes is never a good idea.

   1. OWB…NEVER…after Labor Day! How gosh!

10. I am at a loss of words over this character.

11. Jacked up beyond description.

12. Quaero: Does the Army issue kilts in any way, shape, or form? I’ve never seen anyone in a kilt in any military base where I work.

    1. http://www.usma.edu/pipes/SitePages/Home.aspx

       There is also an official Army Tartan.

       https://www.tartanregister.gov.uk/tartanDetails.aspx?ref=4182

       There’s also these guys.

       https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pipes-and-Drums-of-the-191st-Army-Band/130062057015683

13. Ah … Last year I carried the US Flag and marched in the NYC St. Patrick’s Day Parade in a US Navy CPO Khaki Battle Kilt and Desert BDU … That was LEGIT!

    This guy is TOTALLY LEGIT!

    1. Master Chief…I have no doubt you looked…Marvelous!!!

14. I’m a fan of kilts, I own 4 of them in 3 of my family’s different patterns.

    That being said, what that dipshit is trying to pull off is not just wrong, on many levels, it’s ugly as sin.

    There’s a reason I don’t go to the Ren Fairs, shitheads like this are one of them.

    1. Correction, ‘a reason’ should have read ‘are many reasons’.

       So flabbergasted I can’t even type properly.

15. Is that a fucking skirt? That is an insult to the clan tartan.

    1. I was thinking along those lines.

       This dingleberry is just another attention ho.

16. He’s wearing the wrong costume for a Renne Faire.

    I say costume because that certainly isn’t any sort of proper uniform.

    1. Makes it easy for him to lift the “skirt”.

       I will leave it at that.

17. My ex worked at a Renaissance Faire, met some of the sleaziest and creepiest people imaginable. This fucker fits right in.

    1. That is an outstanding prerequisite for EX “worked at a Renaissance Faire”.

       God Bless America!

18. Ren-Fairres are just fucked up costume balls. You can pretty much figure nobody there is what they are dressed up as. Its sort of role playing like Civil War reenacting. The line blurs when you are wearing something that is modern and you are running your soup coolers about being in an actve duty unit.
    At least in that environment you know he is full of shit.
    At least he isnt running around a VFW post, beggig change on a corner or running a go fund me for a servie dog.

    1. Dunno… my wife dragged me o one once. I dressed up as a hostile middle-aged white guy… I think I nailed it.

19. The guy who sent you those photos wanted to “bring that bitch down” but had his son with him. He exercised huge constraint

20. Was this in Florida?

21. In the immortal words of Ferris Bueller, sometimes you just have to say “What The F@%K”.

22. Now that, is a “Major Tool”.

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