Our buddy, Don Shipley, and his lovely wife, tell you how to spot a phony SEAL and his list of top 50 BS claims made by phony SEALs. Do I need to tell you that there’s a Language Warning?
Our buddy, Don Shipley, and his lovely wife, tell you how to spot a phony SEAL and his list of top 50 BS claims made by phony SEALs. Do I need to tell you that there’s a Language Warning?
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29 responses to “Don Shipley; the top 50 BS claims”
Senior Chief and Mrs. Shipley are great. Senior seems frustrated.
Damn … I can not see vids on my CIA iPhone walking around O’Hara …
Language warning … What does that mean?
Chief Shipley, God bless and keep you, sir. Don’t ever give up.
Mike
pretty kitty….
the medical discharge thing without seeking VA benefits works for other branches of the military too. does it also work for those that got the “big chicken dinner” or dishonorable, there is a man in my area that I’ve got questions about.
*wild applause*
An Oscar-worthy performance!
And ya gotta stay long enough to see the outtakes.
As in Oscar the Grouch?
Jonn~
You, MCPO, Hondo and Scottie need to do a video like this…its hysterical… 😈
Thank you Senior Chief and Mrs. Shipley. Your videos are fantastic.
No … What we need to do is a road trip to Don’s house. I will pay for all food, beer, first aid supplies, penicillin shots and other misc expences … Don can produce video!
MCPO: if alcohol and penicillin are expected to be involved and/or required, do you really want anyone producing video? (smile)
Hmmm, Ok, I’ll provide all the cigars of choice and evening sipping rum and cognac if I can come along and hang out with Mrs. Shipley 🙂
Hey MCPO, I’m allergic to penicillin, does that DQ me from participating?
Master Chief, you and Sr. Chief are not allowed in the same room, would cause to mush of a disruption in the force… But if it happens can I play too?
Standing ovation and Bic lighter aflame!
Did I just date myself?
With respect, Senior Chief Don missed a class of loser, the “I got booted from —– training because I kicked the —- instructor’s ass!”
Never happened, and if tried left strapped to a Stokes litter.
Bic lighter doesn’t date you. A Zippo lighter dates you. Knowing how to repair a bad Zippo really is over the hill.
Bravo! My favorite excuses heard have been the STL Records Center fire(s) some may claim there were two fires, records are sealed/classified and or no access to them along with any association of bad behavior to PTSD/PTS, ordered killing of innocent men, women and children.
Two of my all time favorite and heard frequently from guys claiming Nam time is? Shooting at or killing of livestock and pitching prisoners out a helicopter or back of an aircraft. When I hear either of those, the convo ends, FIOA filed ASAP, unit records research gets underway and attempt to locate CO’s, XO’s, 1st Sergeant and platoon sergeants.
Don & Dianne:
The Top 50 vid was outstanding. Loved it. Thanks!
I’d pay serious coin to hear the conversation between him and a certain shitty pilot.
That cat looks and acts just like my two cats.
Don: “Damn cat!, get out of here”
Then the cat jumps on the keyboard looks at the camera, moons Don While saying “Fuck you Senior Chief, behold my glorious butt-hole”
“Fuckin’ cat” – Meh, looks like an everyday Brown Tabby to me!!
Back in the old days when a Sailor had a little to much to drink and could not remember how to play nice we would shove their ass in a stokes stretcher and lock another one on top, like a nice little cage.
More often than not a sign would appear on the cage with “Do Not Feed the Animals” or some other such nonsense. I have seen more than one young man escorted from the cage straight to mast.
I would love to be able to do the same to some of these fakes
I enjoyed that very much, especially the cat’s performance, and the ‘extra’ bit with the dog.
I actually did my dive certification in Hawaii when I was eleven with a guy who said he fought with the rangers in Vietnam. He was maybe fifty-five at most. Senior Chief jogged my memory with that one.
Don Shipley and his wife are awesome. Keep up the good work! 😉
No fear of Chief Shipley here. I’m a qualified Spetsnaz Anti-SEAL. You can see me in action at the top of page 25 of the following document:
http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/likely-itar-violations.pdf
To the untrained eye, it may appear to be three old fat guys doing the PADI open water course, but let me assure you that it is gritty Spetsnaz Naval Commando Anti-SEAL training. You can know that because I said so.
There’s no database of anti-SEALs.
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
Pfft, I believe you, Johnnie-boi. When I go on secret squirrel combat diving missions, my banana-yellow regulator and tanks are an absolute must, and I always do my hard core training in an indoor, heated pool in the shallow end.
Ought to make a poster of them, or at least the top 10 and then hang the poster in Legions, VFW’s and any other places where vets hang out.
Thanks for the great video and the laughs, Senior Chief and Mrs. Shipley!
When I grow up…or retire, whichever comes first, I want hair like Don Shipley!
I want to be able to put the essence of the Senior Chief in a spray can and use it on posers like roach killer…..death on contact.