19 thoughts on “[facepalm]

  1. Downeast recursion!

    In the comments of the article I read yesterday, one commenter said, “Maine, the Florida of the north.”

  2. In the future, when I hear people question how Obama got elected twice, I will relate this story to them…..

    1. I can’t imagine that he actually made the effort to cast a vote himself, but I am confident that a vote was cast in his name.

  3. A little “hard” time inside and this kid would lose the humor of it all. Bet his parents are really proud now. Who am I kidding, his parents probably care less.

    1. His dad is probably saying “Gonna need a few more arrests before you catch up with your old man. But I’m proud of ya son for trying!”

    1. HEY! My wife’s from Kentucky! Oh wait…….

      To be honest, I’m surprised he’s wearing a shirt. Even more surprised he didn’t have that mugshot as a tat.

      Sigh. These are my people. There’s a reason that country music and redneck briefcases are so popular up heah. 🙂

  4. I’m hoping that T-Shirt came with a free vasectomy….that idiotic bastard should never be allowed to reproduce.

  5. The most popular alcoholic beverage in Maine–the 1.75 liter bottle of Allen’s Coffee Brandy. The second most popular? The 1-liter bottle of Allen’s Coffee Brandy.

    Domestic abuse cases there went down by 50% when Allen’s switched from glass to plastic bottles.

  6. DUI x 2. Well, he can look forward to a photo in the morgue, too. I just hope no one else gets one because of his sorry ass.

  7. I hope he gets arrested again.

    That way, we can see his t-shirt with a picture of a mug shot on it, which has a picture of a mug shot on it.

    Totally trippin’, man…

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