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Rowdy Anderson, the phony SEAL

by Jonn Lilyea••90

Rowdy Anderson

Don Shipley sends us this fellow by the name of Rowdy Anderson who claims that he’s “Former underwaterdimalishion at U.S. Navy” and a SEAL. He even has documentation for all of his little fantasies;

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Rowdy Anderson Combat Diver

Rowdy SEAL Cert.

Of course because Don Shipley sent it to us, none of it is true – all that stuff proves is that he has the money to buy phony certificates. His Afghanistan Campaign Medal certificate was issued in 1996 – so he must’ve been on deep recon five years before 9-11-2001.

Rowdy's proof

But Don says he likes this picture best because “It shows his masculine, sexy side many phony SEALs have”.

rowdy j. anderson moobs

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90 thoughts on “Rowdy Anderson, the phony SEAL”

  1. I was hoping to open up my browser and find a nice pic of someone sexy with lots of curves.

    This isn’t what I had in mind. I think that perhaps I ought to go and spike my morning coffee with some Bulleit Bourbon. Maybe pour some onto my eyes to burn away that image.

    Oh yeah, and Rowdy? GFY

  2. Wow…starting my crazy as is Saturday with a whole new breed of stupid.

    Rowdy…let me say this proudly. Follow these steps carefully.

    1) Take those fake certificates and put them in a pile.

    2) Add some gasoline.

    3) Strike a match and drop it into that pile.

    4) Watch said pile burn into ashes.

    5) Get on here and apologize for being a dumbass.

    6) Never show up on our radar again by staying at home and never getting online.

    And one last thing,

    GFY!!

  3. Here we go again, another sniveling, slovenly,man-boobs-sporting Sparkle Pony Brony wannabe SEAL. How soon will. We see another one going berserk threatening either lawsuits or showing up at our doorsteps like whatshisname or that supposedly-disabled drunken skydiving clown? BTW DullASS, you have once again accused the wrong man of being me!!

  5. I need guidance,please. Chief Petty Offices, can a sailor be in UDT and SEALS at the same time. Is this Rowdy is cliaming or I did read his fake docs wrong? Thank You Joe

    1. Yes and no.

      Back in the day, the first SEAL Teams were made up of recruited or volunteered UDT frogmen, hence ST 1 West Coast in Coronado and ST 2 East Coast in Little Creek.

      In and around (I believe 1983) UDT and SEALs were all combined.

      The BUD/S has not changed over the years with exception of class #’s and locations. All UDT and SEALs either were trained at Ft. Pierce, Little Creek or Coronado.

      The NSW Trident IS worn by all Navy Combat Demolition Unit men, UDT and SEALs (at least ceremoniously). Few NCDU men are alive today.

      In the NSW community generally speaking, if you are a BUD/S grad, certified UDT and or SEAL in good honorable standing … You wear the Trident!

      That is all.

  7. Naaaaa,

    The Hair has to be wrong on this one. R. Anderson is wearing a white cowboy hat. And everyone knows the good guy always wears the white stetson.

    1. Yeah, considering that back in the day, having an AFQT > 50 was a bare minimum requirement, and most were well above that, I’m pretty sure a guy that can’t spell simple words or construct a basic sentence isn’t going to get real far in the, “But I’m a real SEAL!” game.

      1. EOD/SEAL in 1985 was 115.

        I scored on my second and last try (only one do over per life) 117 … I believe, can’t remember and don’t care a wee bit!

  9. I love the fact if you look at his supposed awards, he has been a E-4 for 20 years!,,lmao

    1. Not only 20 years as an E-4, he did it all without having to leave Texas. You can find all my state side address online and I’ve been retired 16 years. Computers are wonderful.

  11. I think Rowdy is as legit as I am although he did have more fake days in his fake military career. I’m just glad that Shipley’s hair doesn’t publicize non-SEAL fakes or Spetsnaz anti-SEAL trainers.

    Rowdy: just Google “archangel group Tactical Diving for SWAT” (without quotes) to see my anti-SEAL training courses. Spetsnaz SEALs like me are Shipley-proof!

    I also need a photo like that for my book cover.

    sincerely

    John “Faker 6” Giduck

    1. “I also need a photo like that for my book cover.”

      I betcha he’d send you a dick pic if you send him a pic of your shovel. 😉

  12. First of the only true and real “Rowdy”, Rowdy Yates, from “Rawhide” would kick your ass over your shoulders Anderson. I think you’re queer as a three dollar bill but just won’t come out of the closet. All real men take shirtless selfies after all. It’s the mark of true men and cowboys everywhere. As for being in “underwaterdimalishion” for the Navy, what a belly laugh. Get a clue, get a dictionary and learn some bone head English you dip shit, ass clown, queef. Then go pound the dictionary up your fairy ass or have your boyfriends do it for you.

    Oh, and I bet money you’re going bald under that cowboy hat. You remind me of the graffiti I saw on an ass gasket dispenser in a public restroom once. It said, “Free Cowboy Hats!”

  13. Truly a high-speed SEAL. He’s got certificates dated variously from 1994 to 2014, and he’s an E-4 in all of them.

    And the Purple Heart for combat wound incurred in Afghanistan in 1995? Nice touch! Obviously during classified operations.

  14. OH, now I need mind bleach! Wow! This is beyond belief, in every possible way. My potato salad is smarter than this dilberto.

  16. But, he’s “former U.S. Navy underwaterdimalishion.” He’s gotta be legit. What a fucking turd. Not only is his “Afghanistan Campaign Medal” dated 1996, his “Purple Heart” certificate is dated 1995. So he was obviously wounded by the Taliban before he went deep cover in 1996. Anderson, GFY.

    2. No shit on the dates… they absolutely screamed out at me when I began reading them out of morbid curiosity.
      What a freaking moron. He makes Wittlessone look like Einstein.

  17. Interesting that his “Purple Heart” was awarded for wounds received in Afghanistan in July 1995.

    I’m pretty sure that Bin Laden himself was still in Sudan in 1995, and didn’t enter Afghanistan and start setting up his Al Qaeda base camp operation there until 1996.

    So this Rowdy fellow really was ahead of the power curve in the War on Terror. Frankly, if he was conducting counter-terrorism DA missions in A-Stan back in the mid-90s, I’m surprised he didn’t personally round Bin Laden up and bring him back to CONUS in zip-ties well before 9/11. the USS Cole, the East Africa embassy bombings, etc. Think of how many lives could have been saved. What’s up with that?

  18. What a bag of Dog Dicks… These ass clowns dont even research how easy it is to out a Phony SEAL. Stupid is as Stupid Does !!

  19. Yes,folks,here we have the first ever hand picked spermatozoon to ever make it through BUD/S. He says he graduated HS in 1992. Back that off 17/18 years gives you birth year of 1974/1975. Yet the narrative of the SEAL Team 4 Certificate says he served with the Team from 4 July 1966 to 12 Dec 1977. How he was selected from the other 7 or 8 million look-alikes to go to BUD/S is beyond me. Maybe Senior Chief Shipley can give us some insight into rhe selection process.

    1. Correction to my post. It only says he WENT to high school, not graduated. But given his awesome spelling techniques,maybe he should have stuck with “skoolin” a lot longer.

      1. Oops,double correction. Correction to my (post) should read as Correction to my (comment). Brain fart, senior moment,whatever, I have no excuse. Out.

  20. There going to be a video on this sack of shit? I wonder if he is the one who certified Dennis Chevelair to be on Open water rescue diver.
    The thought of those two splashing around in a kiddie pool telling tall tales to each other cracks me up. Second thought the idea of those two sets of man-boobs inclose proximity makes me want to projectile vomit.

  21. He looks and acts ten times dumber than a rotten log. He’s so fucked up, he could dive into a swimming pool full of tits and come up with a mouthful of dicks and balls!!

  24. I don’t know that I want to mess with this dude. He’s been through NSW-related training that I have never heard of.

    From his FB page:

    ‘Former underwaterdimalishion at U.S. Navy
    January 18, 1993 to January 18, 2003’

    Underwater Demolition is one thing. Underwaterdimalishion? I’d say best no to play games with someone trained in that.

  25. Hmm granted his PH certificate isn’t recent, but the ones I have seen don’t show the exact reason why they “earned” it.

    1. I thought he was going into hiding. But I guess the only thing Rowdy changed was his cover for facebook. He is probably denying friend request out of fear.

    1. ATC, I think it’s the other way around. (She?) says (she’s) in Nigeria and needs his mailing info.

    1. Yep,already did that. It’s a scam bigger than Stuttgart and he already fell for it. He’s a big fresh fish and they’re reeling him in.

  31. Rowdy might be mentally retarded, or “intellectually challenged”….whatever that lame term is…

    Looking at his face and those pictures, no way this guy can be normal.

  32. Amazing also, this guy was a E-4 from 1995 to 2014 with those crazy little fake awards.

  33. I always believe what I am told about someones service. I mean, why would a half naked guy in a cowboy hat who spells it “underwaterdimalishion” be a liar???

    1. nbcguy,for the same reason none of them claim to be a 76Y supply weenie like I was: lack of basic hand written math skills. If they don’t have a calculator,eight is about as far as they can add. Anyway,is it true that you CBR guys counted up masks by adding the total number of inlet valves and lens outserts and then dividing by four? I hope you know i’m kidding.

  38. Cute. “United States Navy Special Forces”. I can’t be the only one who caught that.

    1. Oh yeah, shitload wrong with those certificates. This guy has to be mentally retarded. And not even sure what is up with his comment replies. Talking. Like. This…Using a phone to text can’t be that hard.

  39. This guy’s legit; he’s got all them pretty little awards and certificate thingies tacked to his wall…

  40. This asshat lives in the same town as me – woohoo I have a mission now – find him – expose his B.S. and make sure his new fiance knows what a fake he is!

    and as a side note – if I were ever inclined to FAKE being someone – it sure as HELL would not be a navy seal – especially one with a purple heart!! Dude do you know those guys know more ways to make you “disappear” than you have fake certificates!! Holy shit – get off the earth and stop wasting precious air and for cripes sake put your f’in shirt on! acckkkk!!!

  43. Yah, for some reason I don’t think “shot in the shoulder by a sniper ” is actually ever used in the citation for an award. Isn’t it usually “for wounds sustained while engaged with the enemy” or something to that effect?

    2. Not only that, for some fucking reason amateurs think getting shot in the shoulder is not a big deal, when in reality it’s probably one of the worst places not involving a vital organ to get hit.

      1. Well, not to disagree, especially with NHS, but I have a dozen or so comics that say otherwise. Not only was Sgt. Rock shot in EACH shoulder a dozen plus times, he only needed a field dressing to continue the op. Ten of those times the dressings was nothing more than a drive-on rag. Its rumored he turned down all those promotions to stay in the field.

    1. I,m wondering if he and Sandra Rice(the Nigerian blonde) ever hooked up? That was a big time scam if I ever saw one.

    2. The anderson.98 page I got one look and now it is content-removed. Scrub away Rowdy, the Internet Archive (and TAH) is out of the reach of your greasy brush.

  45. I can’t believe it. I looked at his Facebook pages and this turd is from Sulphur Springs, TX. Guess where my wife wants to live when we finally retire? Gooda golly Miss a Molly!

  46. I bet that bottom picture of him in just the hat has graced the walls of more than a couple sleeper cabs of lonely gay interstate truckers.

    2. And i’m betting on the back of the picture it says “For a good time,call Cueball at BR549”

    3. Brain bleach! I need BRAIN BLEACH! Tankboy, that was a dirty trick. You probably have stock in either keyboard or carpet cleaning companies. 🙂

  47. I cannot stand gay cowboys, pinky rings and ankle boots.

    Tool Anderson here is checking all three blocks.

    1. You mean “rump ridin'” Rowdy Anderson… probably likes wearing assless chaps to the local “white party”

  48. I lived in Sulphur Springs Texas at one time, I know people that knew him. They all say the same thing he never was in the military and he is a worthless POS.

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