This story doesn’t quite reach the level of our normal feel good stories, but, here it is anyway. An unnamed victim in Oakland was playing his video game;
The unnamed victim was playing video games in his bedroom Sunday. He was wearing a headset and didn’t hear the robber enter the house — until his door opened and he was confronted by a stranger. And that person was pretty surprised to see him as well.
The gamer grabbed a nearby fake gun, stopping the would-be robber in his tracks and keeping him there until police arrived. The accused, 23-year-old Oakland resident Kymarr Freeman, was charged with burglary, criminal trespassing, and possession of a criminal instrument.
I guess the Kymarr feels pretty damn stupid right about now, you know, other than the feeling that he gets from being a normal criminal.
When the victim pulled out his “gun”, Mr. Freeman was heard to make the following sound: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eieOoUUl9RY.
Since he will not be celebrating Independance Day this weekend, should he change his name to Bustedman?
Lol Hack you fucking kill me, bro.
I’m glad the home owner made it.
Next up, we will be reading that a homeowner fought off home invaders by rolling flaming barrels at them.
When the would be neer-do-well found out the “firearm” he was held with was a fake he made these sounds and will soon be making them in the Jailhouse shower: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYlNF30bVg
I knew there was a reason to keep my laser tag gun.
Nuttin’ fake about my .45! 😉
Bubba and Thor will be heard saying, “You got caught with a plastic toy gun? That right sweet pants? Now get dim sweet pants off and bend over the low bunk. Thor you gots any lube? No. Well we can work wit it anyways”.
Whatever works, I suppose. Sort of.
Proof once again, that if your Mama gave you a made up name you will end up in jail, or worse.