Richard Cancel meets Don Shipley

Don’s Phony SEAL of the Week this week is Richard Cancel whose records were classified because he smacked his Team Commander with a lunch tray. He doesn’t sound real bright on the phone, but he used the story to close a real estate deal.

Comments

8 responses to “Richard Cancel meets Don Shipley”

  1. Loach

    I want to meet Don Shipley. But not like that.

  2. O-4E

    At least he didn’t hit the officer with a 5 lb bag of cheese

  3. Ex-PH2

    Hey, Diane! If you don’t want him, I’ll give you $5.00 for him.

    But he’ll have to get used to my cooking, clean up after himself, and put the toilet seat and lid down, and fix the toilet that I had to turn off because I can’t those cracked parts loose. I’ve got a lot of little jobs he can do to earn his keep around here. You can keep the kitty. I already have one.

    Oh! Is the Hair housebroken?

    $5.00 final offer.

  4. Pam

    I swear, Don and Diane need to have a TV show. They are way too funny!

    1. USMCE8Ret

      The Military Channel should host their show. I’d watch it.

      1. Ex-344MP

        Yes the American Heroes Channel should host them, I’d watch it for nothing other than seeing the Hair take over the world.

        1. Matthew Ferguson

          I’d like to see a cage match between Don’s hair and Jimmy Johnson’s hair. LOL
          that would be epic!

  5. Ptolemy in Egypt

    These never get old.