Yeah, alcohol was indeed a contributing factor. “Contributing”, as in “the guy was plowed“.
Must have been a one helluva wild night over at the Grand Ole Opry. (smile)
Unlike the time the guy in Seattle tried to make it with a SUV there doesn’t seem to be video of this little incident. But based on the description and the guy’s mug shot, that’s probably a good thing.
He looks like a cross between Psul, Dullass, Teh Cheeseslayer and Beastypants.
According to the police report, he accomplished intercourse with the picnic table. I wonder if he had to visit an ER for a splinter problem?
Wait, he had sex with an ATM which dispenses money…hmmmm.
That would make him a Man-Whore…..AND AN IDIOT.
Making it the opposite of sex with a wife
Reminds me of an oldie but goodie –
What’s the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank?
After you make a deposit at a regular bank, you gain interest.
I’ve used that ATM!!! Way to represent my hometown of Murfreesboro. Idiot. This is how I pictured Bernasty If he shaved off his beard.
I suppose they’ll have to add a prostitution charge as well….
So I go to the ATM and the cash comes out with sticky white stuff on it! Now I know why. Hope I never see this guy. He’s got it coming. 😀
Oh yeah, Hondo? I’ll see that and raise you this…..
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/25559421/caught-on-camera
I have a question.
Exactly what parts of the table and ATM machine did he find so exciting that he decided he must thrust his jimmy at, in or on it?
Just askin’!
Gotta admire his never say die attitude. I bet the cop just stood there and said to himself “WTF, I’m not going near that asshole I might be next”