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Weird Scenes Inside the Justice System

by Hondo••18

Two years ago, a former NYPD cop was arrested.  The charges were even in this day and age, still shocking:  conspiracy to kidnap and murder women – then cook and eat them.

He was convicted.  He’s currently incarcerated while a judge considers his request for a new trial.  I guess you can say he’s awaiting his chance for a second bite at the big apple (yes, the double-pun here is intentional).

While incarcerated, like many prisoners he’s working at a prison job.  He’s earning 44 cents an hour while working.

His job?  He’s one of the prison’s cooks.

No, I’m not joking,

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18 thoughts on “Weird Scenes Inside the Justice System”

  1. I don’t know about you, but there is no way in hell that I am trying the Sloppy Joes.

  7. Inmate: “Wait! Hey Valle, are these dogs Kosher?”

    Valle: “Sure they’re all beef, fresh and—see?–they were circumcised.”

  8. Oh sure, you coach little league for years, but they don’t call you “Jimmy the coach”. And you work as a cop for years, but they don’t call you “Jimmy the cop”. But you conspire to commit one measly act of cannibalism…

      1. While that is a good adaptation-this particular joke is far too old for that “the damn few” skit to be “original”.

        1. True. But the link is to the original “The Damn Few” adaptation of that old joke. (smile)

  9. Inmate: “Hey Valle. These hotdogs are too small.”

    Valle: “Yeah, well, don’t blame me. They were all full size when I got them. The new guy washed them off in cold water and put them in the fridge.”

  12. I wonder what kind of marinade he uses on the Death Row prisoners before they’re cooked by the state.

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