So, this James Hoskins fellow thought he had his creds lined up…until Don Shipley calls him and dials in Marcus Luttrell for a conference call, because Hoskins claims, fat shit that he is, that he trained Marcus. Don promises that part II with Hoskins’ actual records featured.
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56 responses to “James Hoskins meets Don Shipley Part I”
His Facebook and business pages are already gone.
Don’t worry, Don always screen grabs things like that before he confronts the phonies.
This is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!! Holy shit, this guy is an industrial-sized, nuclear powered turd!
are we supposed to believe that Jelly Donut was a SEAL?
Woah, stand back, sir. You dunno what you’re dealin’ with. This is a man trained to ignore saturated fats. A man who can kill Taliban with his bare hands even as he receives a quintuple bypass on his brandy and carb clad arteries. A man so fat, his mass allows him to be used as a kinetic energy weapon when dropped from space.
Another lardassed slovenly shit-for-brains that looks like he could SUCK the cream filling out of a Ding-Dong or Twinkie from 600 meters away or SUCK the icing off of a cake or doughnut from over 100 meters away!!
Just when I thought posers couldn’t get any more retarded…
“A man so fat, his mass allows him to be used as a kinetic energy weapon when dropped from space.”
Comedy gold. Consider that one stolen!
GOTTA USE THAT ONE AS WELL!!! LMFAO!!
Nah, he just plain SUCKS across the board. You know – medicine balls through garden hoses, chrome off of trailer hitches, and so on.
Turd.
He looks like he ATE the SEAL.
Wow! This lardass was really committed to his lies. What a fat fuckstick. As always good stuff Senior Chief.
Funny as hell.
This is one completely delusional motherfucker.
If there was a pay-per-veiw of Marcus Lutrell confronting this guy in a bar if fork over 50 bucks to watch it.
So fan gurrling on the Shipleys 😀
Like he says, they will cling to their fantasies til death…Now I’ll be on tenter hooks all night waiting for the second half lol
Wonder what happened to the goose.. ;D
Don Shipley for President 2016
Running on the HAIR TICKET!
With Mr Luttrell as VP!!!
AGREED!
“You’re as fucked up as 10 fucked up motherfuckers”. LOL That is gold!
Really? Oh, man. What a teaser! What a coming attraction! Can’t wait…
I can’t wait to view it but I’ll not rush. Later, this evening, I’ll do it right with beverage and popcorn or some potato stix. Saturday Night at the Movies, The Shipleys and The Hair.
That fat sniveling slovenly POS is 8TFU to the tenth power. Yes, EXPONENTIALLY fucked up! OOOOH, I can’t wait to see the Ladies of TAH sink their claws into him/it!!
Cry “Havok!” and let slip the hair of war!
Get some, Senior Chief!
50 pounds over weight? He looks like every other “Ex-Navy Seal” I’ve seen at my local range. I say Shipley is mistaken – this guy is legit.
This man’s fat ass could not survive a walk through the park, much less SEAL PT.
Well shit. I’ve been waiting to see another one from senior chief. I really, really, really, mountain-man really, hope he gets a tv show sometime. He has to be the most charismatic killer around.
Did anybody call this fatbody turd yet? I called the last one, the marine scout-sniper. I can’t lie, I ended up counseling him.
I’ve asked Don about a show and he said he’s looked in to it but network lawyers won’t touch the subject with a ten foot stick.
I hope part 3 is Marcus Luttrell confronting seabag with legs in person on tape and super Corpsman pissing himself.
What a bad of dicks. Not only is he a poser but he’s also talking shit about real SEALS by name!
He is not a Corpsman. Never was. Please, don’t give him the remotest connection to the Hospital Corps.
Funny.
I didn’t even have to listen to know how that shitstorm panned out.
I don’t understand these guys at all.
*smh*
On a lighter note, it was my understanding that “The Hair®” was a registered trademark?
Thank you Senior Chief, I can’t wait for the second half.
Best part of the Video.
Mrs Hair: “I was stuck in the mud, full of eggnog and I got emotional,,, you gonna hold that against me?”
The Hair:”…It was Christmas..”
Big give-away clue: name dropping.
Why? Simple. These people are all quite sure you have no idea how to go about checking up on them.
Heck-I was interested in the story of “Doc” Riojas (the retired SEAL and M.D. that they talked to on the phone). Here is a summary of his service-http://spg.navylog.org/individual.aspx?&navy_log_id=4818
68W58:
http://www.navyfrogmen.com/LeonRauch.html
Holy fucked up shit, Batman! That guy is stupider than a gay Jewish black nazi.
Heads up Flagwaver….I’m stealing that line.
Have we ever run across (over) this guy before? He sure looks familiar.
100% disabled, huh? Wonder how true that is. If only we had a secret hero who knew their way around the VA enough to check bogus claims. You know who I’m looking at, call me tomorrow.
@Valky~
Did you see your new name over at the other thread?
No I think I missed that. Is it on the dookie one? (Hehe! I said dookie! )
Did his parents spoon feed him paint chips during his formative years??
I mean…without a single doubt, this tub of talking Crisco had a double bowl full of sugar frosted stupid flakes before he spoke to “The Hair” that day.
Doc Savage…you know all the old houses I grew up in had lead paint. I remember as a kid gnawing on the window sills. So I guess I got my share of lead paint and my brother’s too. No worse for the wear I have to say. (I know, I know, some of you are already thinking right now, “Oh…well that explains a lot about Sparks!) But the truth is the truth. By the way, white leaded paint tastes better than other colors. (Doesn’t stick to your teeth as much either.) But none of it tasted as good as my favorite…the cool, creamy school paste they gave us on a tongue depressor for art projects. I became an expert at knowing how much I could eat and still have enough to glue my construction paper project together! So, that folks is a little history from Sparks’ childhood days. Maybe it explains some things, I don’t know. Who knew back then? Nobody told me growing up it would affect my brain cells. Although it did affect my backside, when momma found the gnawed up window sills! Maybe the length of this post is part of the after affects! 😀
Sparks….I have to admit…for me?
It was the paste in grade school; that fresh minty flavor, and no unpleasant aftertaste…and hey!…”0″ calories.
I look as good now in my form fitting “Garanimals” now as I did back in the day.
Looks like more of a walrus than a SEAL.
Don Shipley and Marcus Luttrell on a conference call to a phony? That’s giving him both barrels!!
I just now had time to watch the video. It is golden as usual. I heard the guy when he said he got a Purple Heart, his last one, from a HALO jump when he hit the ground at “terminal velocity”. Uhm…I am calling bullshit on that. I was not Airborne and never skydived, except for one tandem jump with an experienced skydiver. (That was all it took for me to say, uh no, I’m done with skydiving now.) Terminal velocity from a HALO jump is not in my recollection, a “walk away, liveable event”. It means, no chutes opened and that is usually a death knell. At least from the information I know of and the tandem jumper who had been an Airborne troop. So I gottsta, gottsta lay BULLSHIT, smeared heavy and thick on that claim of his. I’ll leave the SEAL stuff to Don and the other SEAL folks to tear apart. I just could not believe that in the face of all Don’s evidence to the contrary, Hoskins would not let go of the lie. I see why there will be a Part II. This ass wipe is worth it! Looking forward to it Don. By the way Don, if you are following this at all, I sent you and your lovely wife a Facebook message.
Terminal velocity for a human is 115-25 MPH. If a jumper streamlines himself (Arms to his sides, feet/knees together) speeds of up to 200+ MPH have been recorded.
Either way, impact is usually fatal. I only know of one guy that survived a fall like that, and he lost both legs below the knee because of it.
I never went to HALO school, but I got more time in a T-10 than this fat ass does in a T-shirt.
I knew a PJ (an instructor) who survived 2, yes count them 2, complete malfuckions (spelled correctly) on T-10/S-17 static lines. Both were water jumps. The joke was going around that he just need 3 more to be one of the first PJs to become LANO qualified.
Low Altitude, No Opening
y’know, the Rooshians used to actually practice that – supposedly they would have a line of guys on the trailing edge of a wing and would fly over deep snow at as close to stall speed as they could get away with, as low as they would go. The idea was for some Ivan tuffnutz to drop off into a large snow bank and have a cushioned landing. I gather 20-30% casualties were about the norm.
I had read about that as well. It was during the inter-war years, the 20s-30s as I recall.
Hit the *ground* at “Terminal Velocity” and survives? Don’t think so.
Can’t wait to see part 2 of this. It ought to be a TV show! Don Shipley simply rocks!
LONG LIVE THE HAIR AND HIS MRS.!!
As we have seen time and again these SV creeps are usually into all sorts of other deception. This is probably only the tip of the Iceturd.
Dunno about you guys but Doc Riojas line in the video was the showstopper. “Line ’em up. Shoot the phony and hope the bullet passes through the other two”…Heh.
I don’t know why a lot of those shitbrains feel the need to lie. I mean he did serve his country and that is very admirable. So he didn’t serve on red wings or kill bin laden. He should be proud of his service. It just fucks it up when he feels insecure and needs to create a false identity.
Why do all those shitbrains feel the need to lie. I mean he did serve his country and that is very admirable. So he didn’t serve on red wings or kill bin laden. He should be proud of his service. It just fucks it up when he feels insecure and needs to create a false identity.