I Don’ Know

Now I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When de next poser show

Well let me hear ya now
I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When de next poser show

Posers showin’ up ev’ry day
Get so bad take my breath away
Some damn clown up in de sky
Say when drunk he try to fly

Hey I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When de next poser show

Now my girl she say out loud
What they did should make them proud
Lies they tell ’bout where they fought
Stories so bogus we believe ‘a them not

See I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When de next poser show

“Hey Colonel Crochrot”

They no care what honor worth
They just want prestige on earth
Where they end up will be hot
And Devil will pity them not

Hey I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When de next poser show

Now I don’ want to hear ‘bout Leg-man Liar
Don’t want to hear ‘bout GI Duck
Don’t want to hear ‘bout phony Rangers
All posers my dong can suck (no no no)

Don’t want to hear ‘bout Dildo-man yo
Or ‘bout some lyin’ old Big Dog (no no no)
Don’t want to hear ‘bout phony SEALs no
They can all go French-kiss a hog (no no no)

Don’t want to hear ‘bout guys with Weak-knees
Don’t want to hear ‘bout Monk so crass (no no no)
Don’t want to hear ‘bout no more posers
They can all come and kiss my ass

Oh I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When the next poser show

 

With apologies to Jimmy Buffett, Keith Sykes, and Harry Dailey – who wrote the original tune (Volcano).