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New Entry for the SVT

by Old Tanker••38

Stolen Valor has hit an all time low. Really? This pooch thinks he can pass as an SSG? And look at that name tag…..SSG Meatball….that says it all. And wearing my beloved Cav patch too. If he has his spurs I’m going ballistic!!!

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Do I need to close the sarc tag here? Happy Sunday!

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38 thoughts on “New Entry for the SVT”

  3. I heard he didn’t even make it through puppy school and is bragging about a “secret training school” and “classified pedigrees”.

    Somebody call Rin Tin Tin and have him check his lists of graduates to out this guy once and for all.

  6. Is he claiming anything in material goods or services thru his stolen valor? If not, I call “no harm, no fowl” (yes, I went there)

  7. Gives a new meaning to”secret squirrel” missions…thus guy has really done them.

  8. I hope you’re checking out his records by requesting a FIDO. I hear he is Americas deadliest K9 with over 2,700 kills in Iraq. During his second tour, he took up sniping when not sniffing butts at the PX.

  9. Woof !! You guys are barking up the wrong tree. Give me some time and I’ll fetch my true records up for you. Don’t expect me to just roll over and play dead, either. I’ll take a bite out of any one of you that thinks you can be my master. I was in the ‘Stan with both Lassie (what a bitch) and Bolt, doing ops with the CIA (Canine Intelligence Agency). All of my records got accidentally used for bird cage liners by my handlers. But I swear it’s all true.

  12. I’m willing to give this one a break. Something tells me that he was convinced to wear that uniform, possibly for the price of a coupla greenies and a tennis ball. Who could resist such a reward?

  14. Why is this a potential SVT entry? Is he claiming tunnel rat duties he didn’t perform? Is he claiming to be a sniffer but isn’t? What’s the charge. From my vantage point, it looks legit. I don’t get it.

  20. You know, I am getting tired of this. What evidence is there that he is anything but what he appears to be, a Cav trooper and SSG? Just last week we were reminded of another four-legged warrior, Sergeant Reckless, USMC. So put up or shut up. Until someone provides hard evidence otherwise, Meatball is the goods.

  21. He probably means he’s an “honorary” SSG/1st CAV and someone misunderstood him.

    Yeah, I’m sure that’s what happened. Move along, nothing to see here citizen.

  23. SSG Meatball, my dog Bandit could have beat your butt in drooling, begging and sniffing techniqueas any day of the week.

    How do we know you’re even a real dog. You could be a sheep in wolf’s clothing. Grrr!

  24. We must remember that four human years in the military = 21 dog years. Could Meatball have rated Staff Sergeant in that amount of time?

  26. As long as he isn’t wearing an MP brassard, I don’t care what this SSG Meatball says or does. Cute! Hehehe!

  28. Why is the DA photo of the first female SGM of a Cav unit always has to be shown? I’m getting tired of it and might be offended.

  29. Foia request sent for “ssg meatball” he better not say he is a SEAL dog, or don is going to have a talk:

    Whar DBUD/s class?
    Woof!!!
    There is no woof class, wanna try again?

  37. I knew it! I knew it! Will this ever end? I will agree that he looks more legit then 99% of the assholes who show up here. I’ll be doggone!

    Honor and Courage and Woof!

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