31 thoughts on “Stolen Valor Semis, Day Two

  1. Ye Gads, spanky tesla in an X-Wing; not sure the fighter craft will take her weight…

  2. OH, THE HUMANITY! Why! Why would you take something as beautiful and pure as Slave Girl Leia and overlay the horrible likeness of Monkey-ass on it? Some things can’t be unseen and you have now ruined that movie for me.

    Tesla v. Ladner in the final! It’ll be the Poser Sumo match of the decade.

  3. @ 2 LebbenB

    That was the first thing I thought….now the only reason to watch Return of the Jedi has been corrupted….

  4. Lard ass legman v. Tied up tesla!!!

    Pics are great except what yoi did to slave girl leia

  5. It took a min to realize that the lardass photo wasnt the actual still frame of vader with his helmet off. Striking resemblance, maybe he should have pretended to be vader. Maybe his wife would still have her leg!

  6. There are SO many things that are just wrong with John Giduck’s attempts at building a credible legend.

    You can see what John Giduck’s 2001 biography looked like here: http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/09/11/john-giducks-early-2001-bio-low-speed-uninspiring-and-pedestrian/ It’s rather pedestrian when compared to his later claims that included improvised explosives, interrogation resistance, special anti terrorisn survival training, undercover protection techniques, and “tears of terrorist hostage negotiations” experience.

    Where did Giduck get all of this specialized training? The evidence shows he got it at a couple of one week commercial military style adventure camps.

    When it comes to years of sad sack BSing and profiting at the expense of hundreds of dead children in Beslan, there isn’t anyone worse than John Giduck.

  7. I agree with the above posters in refrence to the Leia slave girl picture….damn you.

  8. @13. That’s good enough for me b/c I saw Old Trooper and Ex-Hack operating the 60s too!

  9. If it walks like a -duck and quacks like a -duck, it’s probably a fucXXing -duck. Giduck for the finals and internet immortality. (this does not constitute a thread to either the contestant or his family).

  10. Giduck V. Shipley

    The Hair-off

    I must say, Giduck give the Wookie a run for it’s money. But my advice?

    Let the Wookie win….

  11. Poser Phil took out my boy “Punk” so my vote was for Phildo.

    Gidduck’s new martial art of Shovel-do is impressive, not.

    Shovel-do versus Phildo.

  12. NHSparky, I concur. Tesla for the win.

    You know, we only need to ask the Russian consulate to find out if Giduck was ever in Beslan or with Spetznaetz. I’m sure they’d say “????”

  13. I’m still pulling for Monkeyass to finish on the top, especially with his current sock-puppets trying to drum up votes for him.

  14. Also, just my opinion here, but shouldn’t Spankarella’s face be shopped on the Leia slave girl since Spanky likes being tied up? Just sayin’ is all 🙂

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