Whatever you’re doing right now, they’re having more fun in Woodbridge, VA;
Prince William County Police said a bail bondsman tried to take 22-year-old Reginald Davis into custody Wednesday evening at a Woodbridge motel.
Police say Davis rammed the bondsman’s car before fleeing on foot and hiding beneath an overpass.
A police dog unit joined the search, during which a groundhog bit the search dog, Titan. An officer shot the groundhog, which is being tested for rabies.
Police say Titan continued the search and found Davis, who ran onto I-95 and was struck by a car before being arrested.
The only things missing from that story is strippers and a bacon sandwich. Too bad about the woodchuck, though, and I hope the dog is OK.
Thanks to Chip for the link.
This ends with either “Tah DAH!!” or “The Aristocrats.” 😀
lol hoodbridge
isn’t there supposed to be something in there about the perp being an airborne-ranger-special-forces-seal-team-6-iraq-afghanistan/someplace-secret veteran with raging PTSD? or am I just getting cynical?
Strippers AND a bacon sandwich? Man, you are demanding! Isn’t it enough that the groundhog was shot?
Punxsutawney Phil sure is violent.
There is NOTHING that can’t be improved with bacon!!!
A bacon sandwich?? Now I’m hungry.
You can keep the strippers, though. 🙂
Were they filming this as part of a reality show or something?
Clearly this bondsman didn’t call Dog The Bounty Hunter and his team of crack specialists….
Did someone say “strippers” ?
I hope they are OK!
Pinto,
He didn’t say if the strippers were male or female….
The 911 call about needing a “bambalance” comes to mind.
“…the deer woke up in my car and bit me on the neck and the dog came by and bit my ma fu@$in’ leg….”
This has to be a time record from jail to room temperature for being a dumbass. Glad we don’t have to try, appeal and keep him county a while longer till he got out only to do the same thing. Good for her.
@11 Old Tanker, I’ve already been traumatized by Jonn’s idea of women’s eye-candy once; so be they male OR female, he can keep his strippers.
Country song in the making.
#9 VoV; Yeah, well if Dog the Bounty Hunter and his crew were involved, there would have been more than one woodchuck in this story.
@ 11 OT … If it is dark out it don’t matter!
@13 I think you posted to the wrong thread, Sparks. But I agree with your sentiments, anyway!
!18 Thanks PintoNag. Just out of knee surgery so it’s a good thing I didn’t ask you out for a date.
@19 🙂 Hope you feel better soon!
The dog is in my prayers…..
Am I the only one who heard Yakety Sax in their head while reading this?
Hangover 4?
Heck, I’m adding grandma getting hit by a train and going for a hit CW song.
If you have ever had a groundhog cornered…oh boy
The only time I did…trying to chase one out of our compound fence. The defensive posture it took and the noise it made..needless to say I let Phil be
Not as funny as my buddy in high school, who wile drunk and high at a bonfire party, decides to chase down and pick up a beaver that was trying to cross near us.
It was like combat where everything goes in slow motion sometimes. He shags the beaver down and picks it up underneath the front arms (legs?) like you would pick up a baby. After staring each other in the eye for a second…the beaver laid into his hand..bit all the way through it. Literally all the way through it.
Oh..and I must add
That same buddy..a few years later in college. Decides to poach a deer to enhance his meager college ration of mac-n-cheese and Ramen Noodles.
He shoots the deer in the head with a .22 on a back country road. Loads it into the back of his POS woody station wagon and proceeds into town to pick up smokes and beer.
While he was inside the gas station the deer wakes up and starts thrashing all over the inside of the station wagon, blood spurting everywhere and of course attracting a lot of curious bystanders.
Hoodbridge… heh
The woodchuck was just trying to turn his life around,,,,
No mention of, “Hold muh beer and watch THIS…” yet?
“A Woodbridge man fleeing from a bail bondsman was struck by a car after running into traffic on Interstate 95, concluding a wild chase in which a police dog was bitten by a groundhog.”
Not bad, but let me try…”So no shit, there I was in Woodbridge Virginia, when a man fleeing from a bail bondsman was struck by a car after running into traffic on Interstate 95, concluding a wild chase in which a police dog was bitten by a groundhog.”
There, that’s much better.
O-4E, how about shagging an alligator snapping turtle with a shell the size of a turkey platter across a heavily-traveled bit of road? Two-foot long tail with dragon spikes, moss growing on the shellback, claws that would do credit to a velociraptor and a beak that would go through bone. I would not go near that mouth, but I stopped traffic for that old bandit and got pictures of her.
Good dog. Who’s the good dog? That’s my good dog.
“The only things missing from that story is strippers and a bacon sandwich.”
Thanks, I needed a good laugh! 🙂
@8 Now this would be an EPIC episode of COPS!
@9 I was a cop in Honolulu. Don’t get me started on how much the jail cops hated that bunch.
Lol, nothing surprises me in Woodbridge.