TSO who is playing Tac NCO to a bunch of teenagers somewhere in America this week just checked in and said that round two of the Stolen Valor tournament will start on Monday. Sorry to keep you hanging, but apparently the technology doesn’t reach everywhere.
Stolen Valor Tourney to reboot on Monday
Punk will be happy to hear this.
Folks, make sure you call/email your posers and let them know you are pulling for them; give them pep talks and just generally let them know “you have their back” in the tourney.
This goes over well with some, others not so much.
Punk to the hole!
If Philip Dale Monkey-ass Monkress wins, doesn’t Paul K. “I’m still rimming Phil” Wickre get a booby prize or something??
Honorable Mention?
Second Place?
Further tourney action OBE: Crotchrot for the win with Monkey/Psal behind by a nose.
As we saw last year, it anybody’s ballgame.
That why letting your poser know that you support them is so important.
Just a little extra shitbaggery on their part (a threat, a lie, a lawsuit, a false claim, an arrest, etc.) can go a LONG way!
Agree with #3!
Crotchrot FTW!
But then again, I’m still bitter about the Soup Sammich upset and the Cock Inhaler loss.
Yeah Nicki…I feel your pain. Not a single person I was backing last year won….including Romney.
But this year Crotchrot will turn record that around. I think the July surprise will be when the Mom and Kid come back here and tell their story about Maj-Col Crotch. Their story was awesome in a terrible way.
I asked WWP if they were sponsoring the “Punk” in this tourney.
They were not amused. Not at all. Odd, being that sponsor posers quite frequently.
People, it is “Punk’s” time. He will not be denied!
Spoke with “Punk”.
He seems unhappy if downright pissed about the whole thing, but hey…told him he needed to keep his head up and advance.
I then received some expletive comments followed by a dial tone.
I have money riding on him.
@8 GT, I’d pay to see Crotchrot riding on him.
“Punk” is pissed.
My boy is coming….
Gonna make “some noise”…..
“We want the ‘Punk'”, “We want the ‘Punk'”, I said “We want the ‘Punk'”. Gotta have that “Punk”.
Substitute Punk for Punk and repeat to the music….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5luzVtBMxpw
That’s Punk for Funk.
Ladner’s really whipping that nag he’s riding with his lawer and his interviews. He might advance.
It looks like the tourney may be delayed another week because of TSO’s involvement with Boys’ State.
You Punk nuts shouldn’t count your chickens yet. Crotch will prevail.
@15.
“Punk” looks good coming out of that bracket.
Don’t hate.
Me and some of the boys have printed off brackets and have made wagers…
Infantrymen have a tendency to let their minds wander when bored or off target. This usually leads to trouble.
I will leave it that.
TAH has kept us on target.
Once again,
“We want the ‘Punk’”, “We want the ‘Punk’”, I said “We want the ‘Punk’”. Gotta have that “Punk”.
Substitute Punk for Punk and repeat to the music….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5luzVtBMxpw
Funk = Punk!
And a win sponsored by WWP!