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Rest easy America: the Trial Lawyers are manning the walls

Biden:

There are two people — you’ve heard me say it before — two groups that stand between us and the barbarians at the gate. It’s you [Lawyers] and organized labor. That’s it. That is it. So, mark my words, mark my words, if we lose this election, you are going to continue to see a continuation of the onslaught on everything we care about. For real. For real. So, I’m not only thanking you for your help. I would think you’re all absolutely brain-dead if you didn’t help. And I mean it.

Great, the Lawyers are our force protection. Look, I went to law school, I wouldn’t let most of my fellow students guard a banana shack near a monkey cage. If I had to spend the rest of my life around a certain demographic of people, it sure as hell wouldn’t be lawyers or law students. There were some I liked, but most were vapid, inane and more interested in where they stood on the class rankings than where they stood on the issues.

I’ll take my chances with the 11 Bravos gaurding the gates. We may sleep and try to pick up any woman who walks within 50 meters of it, but we sure as hell won’t sell it out.

5 thoughts on “Rest easy America: the Trial Lawyers are manning the walls

  1. I would more likely believe that whenever/where ever his next appearance is, he’ll be telling that group the same thing. “You [insert name of group here], you’re one of the two groups standing between us and the barbarians at the gate.” Except for Joe there’s probably a few screw-ups with getting the actual correct name of said group.

    Yes, dear goodness, I would never let a bunch of lawyers guard anything.

  2. I’m sorry, you were talking about something else?? Oh, right, right, the lawyers guarding things — yeah, much rather have the 11 Bravos guarding the gate. Everyone and everything would be much safer.

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