“There’s never been a day in the last four years I’ve been proud to be his vice president. Not one single day.”
I hope he runs in 2016. I don’t have enough bandwidth for that election.
Joe Bite-Me Today
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In moments of stress, the truth does get uttered.
OK so let’s take that in context…to be fair…was he talking about Obama or Romney?…looks around the internet for comments…..Oh I see, he said exactly that….(giggle…snicker)
What?!?!?
He said what?????
What????
this genius is holding the second highest position in our country? really?
How…. Freudian.
Yea, uncle Joe has known 8 President, 3 of them intimately…He is also amazed at Barack America’s big stick.
And the morons continue to cheer. He could have said ” Sir knight, I have just pissed my pants, and there isn’t anything anyone can do about it”, and they probably would have given him a standing ovation.
Biden: the Dan Quayle of the decade, the man NO BODY wants as President, the best life insurance a sitting President could have. Never friend to a coherent thought, always willing to embrace the looniest tunes around. A rich man’s son masquerading as being from a working background, the self proclaimed author of the assault weapons ban….. the only phrase that ever describes him well was originally uttered by Churchill about Atlee: “There’s a lot less there than meets the eye”
Words fail me. I am truly at a loss. Jeez.
America’s Loud, Drunken* Creepy Uncle!
*he may not be a drunk, but he sure acts like it!
This needs to be cut together with his “I mean what I say” quote.
Could you imagine the fun we could have if we controlled his teleprompter? We could get him to say ANYTHING and he wouldn’t pick up on it.
He’s articulate and he’s clean…it’s a storybook, man.
Is he drunk ?
Yes. No. Well, maybe? Oh, I don’t know. With Joey, it’s hard to tell.
I’ve known sailors who could get completely crocked on shore leave, sober up over night, and get a nice, long drink of cold water and be completely soused all over again without touching a drop.
Fianlly! An honest politician.
Out of Bite-Me’s few remaining semi functional brain cells, one is a raging alcoholic, one suffers from chronic narcolepsy and the other took off to look for the missing brain cells and has yet to return.
Me either, Joe.
The man has serious, serious mental competency issues. He should be in no way, shape or form near the levers of power.
I said it before, but someone really needs to tell him that those things inserted into his scalp are hair plugs, not stem cells.
If I weren’t concerned about getting a concussion from falling out of my chair with laughing so hard, I might watch this over and over.
Well, maybe not.
@12 – I’m Ron Burgundy?
Uh, maybe Joey isn’t the only one who’s been tippling:
http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/02/14888716-obama-speaking-from-his-loins-top-adviser-says?lite
Words fail me.
Joe said it all for me toward the end of that same speech, when he said “sometimes the best revenge is voting”. I will be seeking revenge on this empty suit regime on Tuesday.
@22.
Joe Burgandy’s Teleprompter: GESTURE TO HILLARY CLINTON–“I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.”
AW1 Tim @20, that was dang funny. Maybe they installed the plugs in backwards, and they are tickling his brain.
That is funny