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A Narcissist’s 9/11 Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray those SEALs aren’t in too deep.
But if they die before I wake,
I’m sure I’ll get a media break.

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I hope this doesn’t turn to (bleep).
Let others watch throughout the night.
I’ve got an early Vegas flight.

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I fear the price they’ll pay is steep.
But look at it my personal way,
It won’t be my most optimal day.

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I know my flacks can surely keep
The truth from getting in the way,
Until polls close Election Day.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
To dream of goals that I must keep;
To close my ears to all your pleas,
As I bring America to her knees.

6 thoughts on “A Narcissist’s 9/11 Bedtime Prayer

  1. From ghosties and beasties and things that go bump in the night and another four years of blithering idiocy, the good Lord protect us.

    Amen

  2. After reading the post on nicedeb in regard to Benghazi and the subsequent cover-up, I’ll take back blithering idiocy and replace it with pod people.

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