Good, I hope it’s painful….
[Ft. Hood] post spokesman Chris Haug said Hasan was admitted Saturday to Darnall Community Army Hospital at Ft. Hood. Neither the cause nor his condition was known.
Let’s hope he was “knicked” while getting shaved…dick…
The rest is at my SA (San Antonio)
I thought Darnall was an Army Medical Center. Now one serious question. WHY ARE WE STILL FUCKING AROUND WITH THIS ASSHOLE??? Abdo Nasser who didn’t even do anything, was tried convicted and sentenced. We haven’t even started his trial yet? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot over
@1.
I agree.
This is getting old. Waste of time and taxpayer money.
Hopefully he is there to be neutered without anesthesia.
Maybe they could neuter him with a hammer…
You know, accidents happen in hospitals….anyone have access? I’d pee myself laughing if he came up with necrotizing fasciitis or staph infection and then rotted to death in front of himself.
This site still needs a Like button for posts like those above.
UpNorth, you can still give it a Facebook “Like”!
According to this link (nucsnipe posted it earlier on another thread), he’s in ICU.
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/archives/021404.html
Have no idea why or how much credibility to give that report, though.
May he meet Shaytan soon, and may all of his virgins look like Helen Thomas – at age 90.
I hope his colon is explosively projected out of his asshole >:(
A hammer is too quick. They need to use an MRE spoon or perhaps a P-38 for you age challenged folks.
Hopefully these are his 72 virgins
http://camasgunguy.blogspot.com/2007/03/yeah-we-got-yer-72-virgins-right-over.html
Hondo,
I followed a link from Small Dead Animals to the mySA story…
@Doc, don’t hold back!
It must be Anger Management Monday. You all are required to post a warning BEFORE you put some of that stuff on the board, aren’t you? I already had to get a new monitor, now a new keyboard?
He got nicked while getting shaved. And now he’s recieving top around the clock medical care at tax payer expense for his boo-boo and getting yet another delay in his trial, because to do anything else would be cruel and unusal punishment.
Let’s find out his room number and everything and send him a special wreath of bacon, tomatoes and lettuce.
He needs a bacon poltice on his booboo.
Twist: wait . . . I thought this was a photo of his upcoming 72 virgins!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/109043.jpg
Twist, P-38? You mean the can opener or the vintage twin engine aircraft? Both could be fun under the right circumstances…
My P-38 still hangs from my dog tags…(the can opener, not the plane)…and C-Rats were quite tasty under the right circumstances (no other food for a week or three).
I think THIS might be some pictures of his 72 virgins. (I hope this works, I’m not real good with this stuff!)
http://www.google.com/search?q=pictures+of+hogs&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari#hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&q=pictures+pigs&revid=1934481856&sa=X&ei=V55gUJbqEsqd2QWWnIHIDA&ved=0CHwQ1QIoAg&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=d584dcab4375bea6&biw=1024&bih=690&biv=i|2;d|F4Bp_BfnkRj5gM:
Perhaps we should run this on an endless loop on the TV in his cell/room – with the on/off switch disabled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrMGqSSKgw
@3 and @4: Neutering assumes he has gonads. I say spay him and sew him up with a rusty needle and camel hair.
I’m voting for the neutering, but nothing as sophisticated as surgery or a hammer. That requires aim.
Two cinder blocks. Slow, steady, squeeze. Keep the pressure up until the bleeding stops.
I say we get actress Kathy Bates to reenact the great scene in Misery with him on every joint in his body. Shins, Knees, Wrists, Elbows, Fingers, Toes, Shoulders, Hips, Pelvis, Jaw…am I missing anything? Oh and then the nurses can give him a Ball Duster McSoulpatch shave and then bleach it and dye it purple or something for our amusement and THEN make him stand trial.
Oh and I forgot the Bamboo under fingernails and then the glass tube/pipette in the urethra…Hulk SMASH and then we’re good to go!! F Water boarding.
Chip@NASA
Remind me to never get you mad at me. I wouldn’t like it if you got mad at me. . . .
Where are all the medical mistakes and dirty instruments when you need them??
Let this SOB be denutted using an angle grinder with a rough blade and……….SLOWLY
If he needs catheterization, I recommend the 5/8 inch garden method. What? They use it on bulls?
I like the idea of putting Cathy Bates in his room, let me recommend that they also send in Janeane Garafalo, and perhaps, Sandra Fluck, er, Fluke. Let those 3 skanks shave his face, ass and the rest, then do what Chip suggested, I think that’d do just fine.