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45 thoughts on “This has to be a joke”

  1. It’s from a video about SV Ranger Up is making. They posted that it on Facebook, but clearly labeled it as such.

  7. You know with all that stuff on him hell I want that combat gawd with me. I bet he is qualified with a P-38!

  9. He must be a train conductor. I see the chain for his pocket watch on the right side of his midsection.

  12. Dear, Lord. I saw that and just about went HULK SMASH on my desk. Then, I read a couple of comments and calmed down a little bit more.

    At least most of the SVtards know better than to sew on enlisted ranks and pin themselves with Major leaves. Dear Lord, that look like someone rummaged through the wall locker at the SMAJ Academy and put their bling on his jacket…

  14. Considering that RU is a MMA sponsor, I doubt they could find a fat guy to do it. Reading some of the comments on the FB post, after they said in the caption that it was for one of their videos, I just had to shake my head and say, “Attention to detail, idiots!”

  15. Okay, I think I have this figured out. It’s an inside shot from Storage Wars and he’s either:

    A)One of the things found in a locker; or

    B)The high bidder and is wearing everything
    he found in the locker.

  18. This is the guy you go looking for the night before the payday activities Class-A inspection. ‘Cause ya’ll know that’s THE time you realize you’re missing something.

  19. Early for Halloween?
    I know that if that showed up at my doorstep, I’d be on the floor gasping with laughter.

  21. When I saw that, my first thought was duffelblog but RU makes more sense!! That’s some funny right there!!

  23. It is Ranger Up, they are making a new video and that is one of the folks who works there that is taking part in the video… Relax Folks, not everone is a Poser….

  24. he’s in a very special unit…you may have heard of them, the “PX Commandos”. They usually have every award in the PX- usually not in the correct order. Then the assclown got a German shooting award…etc.
    Very special.

  27. He got the name tag right. What’s the big deal?

    @20, haha! nicely done.

    R&R is awesome. really enjoying it. Beer, good food, wife. Life is great for nine more days.

  28. I rather like the hands. His left is in girly-gonna-break- my-thumb-if-I-hit-anything mode and his right isn’t sure what the hell it’s doing. This joke just keeps on giving. Can we keep him?

  31. Wait a minute, you’re telling me that my Army Service Ribbon doesn’t rate higher than a Bronze Star? Weird.

  32. I know it is fake … he is wearing one of those thin metro sexual patterned sweaters under the jacket. Everything else seems plausible … Yeah like after smoking a pound of CRACK!

  33. @31.

    It is actually called the “Ass Slide Ribbon”.

    Don’t ask.

    Experience is the best teacher.

    Roger that.

    Moving out.

  34. For all of the soft shoes out there in internet land….

    Climb the ladder and touch the CIB

  39. What is the big gold-colored disk with the silver-colored braided cord. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody wearing that.

  41. billo- that’s a German Schuetzenschnuerr (hope that’s spelled right) – comes in three flavors (gold, silver, bronze)and you qualify with rifle, pistol and machine gun – usedtabe that meant the G3, P1, and MG1. Had to qualify with all three and the medal was awarded at the lowest qualifying level you achieved of the three weapons. Think this one is worn wrong, the top end goes at the epaulette, not the pocket. Too, his whole rack is over the lapel – they must have had fun with this. “Gee, what else is there we could hang on there?”

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