You get nothing sexy today because I am at our convention and have a ton of work. But, I would be remiss were I not to share the daily lyrics:
Baking Pancakes
Making Bacon Pancakes
Takes Some Bacon And I’ll Put It In A Pancake
Bacon Pancakes That’s What It’s Gonna Make
Bacon Pancake
Baking Pancakes
Making Bacon Pancakes
Takes Some Bacon And I’ll Put It In A Pancake
Bacon Pancakes That’s What It’s Gonna Make
Bacon Pancake
I honestly don’t even have time to cut and paste from previous days. I promise I will try harder tomorrow, although it may be a bit late since I am giving a speech on Stolen Valor for about 80 people at 11:30.
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Anyway, love your body Larry.
I still miss GUNNY DRIVEWAY. But, I am voting for Dildirt.
Jonn and TSO, how is the competion looking so far?
Will you need to bring the GUNNY back in to shake it up a little?
Idk somehow the Fucktard Marine is more of a threat than the Fakeass Marine
Gunny!!!!! Write-In vote.
Sorry, Peter Gabriel. That damned alcoholic, brain-damaged-from-huffing-elf that moonlights as my muse to get cash for more Thunderbird and shoe cleaner showed up again with his bow and arrow. But once I realized that the Dildo-man’s big lies had landed him on TV – and made him “Big Time” – I absolutely had to go along with his . . . “suggestions”.
Well, that and the fact that the drunken, inebriated bastard kept pointing that damned bow & arrow at me and mumbling something about how “he’d shot way more people, but that damn Cupid allways gets the freaking credit . . . .”
Again: sorry, Peter. But it just fits too perfectly to pass up. As sung by Dildo-man:
Big Lies
I’m on TV I’m faking it,
Made a career from lies, yeah
Never went to Iraq
Or set one foot in A-Stan!
I went to the Gulf I was a real assclown
I was so scared did not want to fight
Found my way out – point my gun at a mate
So when they went, they sent me back
Back to the ship, they sent me back
Did the dishes, out with the fishes
And then to make sure that I would stay “pure”
I injured my own hand
Now you can watch me tell Big Lies,
As I talk on CNN
Big Lies,
I’m on TV I’m faking it,
Big Lies, Big Lies,
Made a career from lies, yeah
Big Lies, Big Lies,
So fake can’t call me a prick
Big Lies,
Just call me “Dildo-man”, hey,
Big Lies
Uncle Sam paid for all my school
Then I told him he could kiss my ass
I tell fools ‘bout my bullshit adventures
And always they’re amazed by my lies
(Yeah they’re all lies, just all lies)
My lies go on like a mountain range
With BS flowing from my open mouth
Now I’m a media darling,
Oh how they fawn over me! Hey!
Big Lies,
I’m on TV I’m faking it,
Big Lies, Big Lies,
Made a career from lies, yeah
Big Lies , Big Lies,
So fake can’t call me a prick
Just call me “Dildo-man”, hey,
Big Lies Big Lies
My lies are getting bigger,
Big Lies,
My paycheck’s getting bigger
Big Lies,
My story’s getting bigger
And my mouuuth
Big Lies,
My exposure’s getting bigger
Big Lies,
And my bank account
Hey! Don’t look at my records!
Big Lies,
Damn now my scam’s bigtime, bigtime, bigtime, bigtime, bigtime, bigtime, bigtime . . . Busted!
Forget Pedro – vote for Dildo!
Concur with Dildoberto.
And Hondo…a challenge or you, if you dare stand up to that little Thunderbird swilling hack of a muse:
Rush-Limelight. Or for those trying to get rid of Adventure Time songs:
All the world’s indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each another’s audience
Outside the guilded cage…
In honor of my colonoscopy this morning my vote remains with Dildoberto.
NHSparky: the bastard can walk thru walls and is armed. And he’s generally 3 sheets to the wind and
He was lean and mean, and big and bad,
And, Lawd, pointing that (bow) at me!
He shows, I kinda have to listen. Don’t wanna get certain . . . body parts shot off. (smile)
Biermann: now that’s a loyal supporter to the end! (smile)
Did you make it your ringtone yet, CV?
Dildo- Vote early and often!
Always disgusting over disturbing.
See, Sharkey’s faggotry is so massive and complete he doesn’t NEED campaign songs written about him.
LebbenB: Sharkey’s idiocy is reasonably harmless to all but the hopelessly gullible. Dildo-man’s lies are dangerous and damaging to veterans. The choice is the proverbial “no brainer” – between a brainless harmless fool and a scheming, plausible-and-damaging liar.