I had decided to only do a final exam, but I feel like many of you have not kept up with the readings, and therefore today I will be proctoring a pop quiz. No #2 pencil is needed, only your computer and mouse. This is a closed book examination. You will get points only for the correct answer.
Do your best, and for those who fail, may God have mercy on your soul, because there is no chance you will pass this class.*
*Not good for credits at the learning annex.
(On a serious note, I would only have gotten about 10 right, but some of you seem like savants about our nominees. So do the best you can.)
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Just took the quiz. Aaarrrrggghhh…so many douchebags and wannabees and poseurs…so few brain cells.
The tourney was well under way when I found this blog so I am not even making an attempt. Good luck to you all.
Yeah, that was hard and I wrote most of the profiles, so…
I’ve already had far too many Bourbons to take any test at all.
Wow, I sucked that that! Names elude me. I remember the asshattery, not the identity of the asshat.
Thanks for the answer in #20
@6, heh. I got tired!
Won’t change now though.
TSO, It’s probably the only one I got right!
What @5 said. I’m horrible with names.
I have mixed feelings. On hand I don’t want to be in TSO’s wrath, probably kill me with his beard….but on the other WTF do I care about these losers.
TSO is concerned about his beard. I’m growing it back now, but it doesn’t seem to be growing as fast.
Damn that was not easy… and I took a few wild ass guesses in there and did not even attempt a guess on a few of them. Given time and google I could probably get them all. Thanks for the answer on #20!!
Did badly – and don’t feel bad about it – but it shows the mnemonic value of a good nickname. I’d never remember the real name of the guy with the martial arts mastery…but “Sensei Dick Munch”…who could forget it? Ditto Sergeant “Ate-lotsa-Frijoles”…
I failed, I can’t remember all the turds names and what the claim to have done. I’m sorry, I’ll study harder.
They all ramble together… especially after a few beers.
You know what’s sad? I can only remember their nicknames. Even the most memorable blur together
Totally sucked! It WAS fun to read the turd burglars bios again.
If I get close to half of those I’ll be happy…it’s the nicks I always remember!!
Oh .. wait … yes .. I know this … no … yes … God they are so different yet so much alike.
Dangit, I knew #20 without the hint! I was following the case, on account of it being local and all.
Too many 4ssholes to keep them straight…my local guy Burrell is the only one I am confident is right….4th most dangerous man in the world…depending on how you define “world”
That was tough.
Who was the baseball pitcher?
…depending on how you define “world”
Always an important consideration with this bunch!
@21.
Cio is a turd. He does have some original threats, though.
I live literally a few blocks from the address given in the Burrell story and I have never seen this piece of sh1t ever….perhaps he’s moved on or he only comes out long after dark like the other vampyres…and yes his threats make for some great reading, although wittgenfeld makes for amusing reading as well…
And thanks to the SCOUTS, I don’t doubt we’ll have even more eligible participants for next years contest :/
I’ll gladly risk TSO’s rath….Very well done writing up the profiles, Jonn! There, take that TSO! *hehehe*
I’m sure I missed a lot of those, but then again, that’s the whole point with these douchenozzles, or to take the lines between Norfolk and Walsingham from “Elizabeth”…
“So cut off my head, and make me a martyr. The people will always remember it.”
“No, they will forget.”
LOL, that got a much-needed chuckle Sparky.
Which gives me an idea on what to watch tonight. Haven’t seen that movievin a while. Another case of the best movie of the year getting screwed over by the Academy (lost to Shakespeare In Love, IIRC.) An even bigger snub than LA Confidential getting screwed over by Titanic, IMHO.
Then again, most of these fake fuckers are on par with Plan 9 From Outer Space.
I’m pretty sure I at least got my name right. As far as the rest, I’m only sure about #20. Unless you threw in that nugget as a psyop, and that’s not the real name. In which case, I’m wrong. Now I have to wonder if I really did spell my name right. Can I get the test back real quick, I just wanna see somethin’.