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Breaking up the Marine Week with a Coastie

by Jonn Lilyea••29

Who was complaining earlier that there were no Coast Guard imposters? Ask and you shall receive. Andrew dropped this off on our Facebook fan page earlier from Military.com;

According to investigators, Bowe represented himself as an active member of the U.S. Coast Guard and opened a bank account at a local bank March 6. He also used personal identification information of another person in an attempt to obtain a new vehicle on credit from a local car dealership, police reported.

Police believe Bowe has utilized the same or similar scheme at other area businesses, representing himself as an active Coast Guard member.

Bowe is not affiliated with the U.S. Coast Guard or any other branch of the military, authorities said. Agents with the U.S. Coast Guard Criminal Investigative Services are assisting with the ongoing investigation.

So, see there ya go, Coast Guard fans, but according to his booking info, he was charged with auto theft;

I probably would have been able to post this earlier if I actually had the ability to read our fan page these days with that stupid-ass Timeline bullshit.

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29 thoughts on “Breaking up the Marine Week with a Coastie”

  1. What a shame. The Marine Corps gets guys with 3 Purple Hearts, Silver Stars, PTSD, Tridents, 32 year Gunnys, and all the Coasties get is some cross eyed dipshit that can’t even manage to steal a car?

  3. Jonn,
    When you master time line I need a class.
    Sent an entire day destroying my perfectly entered DTS travel.
    Because I shifted it one day to the left.
    It started self duplicating.
    Could not turn it of.

  4. all the Coasties get is some cross eyed dipshit that can’t even manage to steal a car? Absooooulfrahkinglootley *priceless*! YO, Guardians! Yer ship has set sail or fast boat….How about helo? Hahaha…

  5. I know…lets draw the interest of the “chick’s in charge”….Region 8. Hi ya, R.A. Landry!

  10. keep searching the interwebs; surely we can find a Public Health Service or NOAA poser out there…

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  14. This guy is a meat gazer but at least he is original for going with the USCG pose…

  20. Oh my gawd!! This is so fcking hilarios! I love this site, I cannot believe some of these idiots!!

  24. Thanks, I sure did miss that. I started at the bottom of the list. Hahaha, man that brings back memories. The stories that guy would tell. I swear, he should have been a hollywood screenwriter.

  25. MK75Gunner: that’s what gets me about some of these tools like Barnhart. If they’d put the same amount of effort into honest work as they did into their fake personae, they’d probably have been able to retire permanently at age 50 or so.

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