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Everything is our fault

According to Fox News, Iranians have developed evidence that the US and the UK are responsible for the recent death of Mostafa Ahmadi Roshan, an Iranian nuclear scientist;

The IRNA state news agency said Saturday that Iran’s Foreign Ministry has sent a diplomatic letter to the U.S. saying that it has “evidence and reliable information” that the CIA provided “guidance, support and planning” to assassins “directly involved” in Roshan’s killing.

The U.S. has denied any role in the assassination.

Yeah, I don’t know if the Iranians have been noticing, but we’ve had our panties in a twist about the urinary habits of our Marines, and we don’t have the nards to bomb scientists in another country at the moment. If it was a marginally effective and gutsy administration, maybe next year, OK, I could see where you might have a reasonable point, but with the twelve-year-old girls who are currently running our military and intelligence operations, you sound ridiculous.

Of course, the Obama Administration will do their best to make it seem as if they did have something to do with it, because it’ll make them look good in the upcoming election season, but they can’t even bring themselves to cut off the supply of NyQuil to Iran, let alone kill someone who needed killing.

16 thoughts on “Everything is our fault

  1. The supply of Nyquil will be addressed in the next round of really, really tough sanctions, Jonn.
    Right after the admin spokespeople get off of their high horses over the Marines urinary peccadilloes.

  2. I have to agree with you both; our nutless administration couldn’t have anything to do with it.

  3. I think the Iranians did it themselves. They’re attempting to deal with some kind of breach of security, and this would be a suitable barbarous to attempt to cow those who might still have promiscuous hard drives.

  4. Although the Israeli’s are just as capable, it wouldn’t surprise me a bit to know that we’ve had a hand in this. And compared to the consequences of a series of airstrikes, I believe this to be the best strategy to interdict and dissuade Tehran from nuclear ambitions.

  5. First, I doubt very much the CIA is responsible because I don’t think there that capable in the Human Intel area(especially in Iran). Then there is the very ambigious legal nature of assinations by the CIA. I think Carter signed the executive order that forbade the assinating of foreign leaders, granted scientists are not political leaders, it has been implied from time to time we meant all such attempts. We have also publically stated that we have allies that still could do this, like the Brits or Israelis.

    It is possible that the domestic opposition did this but again this hasn’t been there know MO. It is most likely the Mossad or their local agents.

    Lastly the Iranians just tried to assinate a diplomat on our own soil that we traced directly back to them. An act of War, at the very least RGHQ should have been leveled, some kind of retaliation we are more then justified in carrying out. The problem is this sabotage/assination campaign has been going on for months its very unlikely they are connected or for that matter who or what parties are responsible.

    To agree with Jonn, even if we were capable of conducting such and operation I don’t think this administration would carry it out.

  6. If we had done it, the New York Times would have run an article explaining how we did it and which of our undercover assets in Iran helped.

    I wonder if it is some of the anti-mullah people within Iran working with Mossad? Or (yeah, I’ve been reading novels again) Russia playing mind games with everybody?

  7. Jonn, you do twelve year old girls a disservice. They are much more conniving, vicious, and determined than this administration will ever be.

  8. Those assholes are just begging for it, Iranian Navy speed boats are harassing U.S. ships in the gulf, ignoring their warnings to steer clear. Alas, nothing will happen.

  9. I would like to issue a Buddhish Fatwa to all Iranians and for that matter all Muslims. It would behove them to take this Fatwa seriously.
    The leaders are not soverign. The people are not soverign either. Only truth and justice are soverign.

    Now some a reasonable person should immediately ask,
    Truth and Justice are abstract ideas how the hell can they be soverign. Even if these abstract principles could speak they would not speak our language. Even if they could speak our language no one would listen to them.

    My reply to that is it is to those abstract ideals that we owe our highest loyalty. Now I fail miserable each day to give those abstract ideals my highest loyalty. But I hope that there is someone out there who knows who is trying and who is not trying. I hope that there is someone out there who understands our capabilities for honoring truth and supporting justice. I hope if I ever meet these beings
    that they are not well armed.

  10. Curteous Cutey Curt,
    You are fool if you think that anyone gives a rats ass bout your lunatic fringe fuckwads.
    Furthermore there is an abvious problem with your fatwa,
    Normal people do not have a clue. Normal people do not have a clue just how they should support Justice and honor the Truth.
    Sure it makes sense in theory but in practice since people do not know how they need to have their President or their Pope or even their 1SG tell them how to do those things. People in those positions have spent thier whole lives thinking about these questions issues. They are the experts. Letting people who have not spent 15 minutes in their entire lives thinking about these things to decide independtly from the sources of authority that our society tells them are legitimate souces of authority is a recipe for chaos.
    You should stay locked up in your Ivory Tower. I hope no one ever lets you out.

  11. Jonn, I think it’s time to go the extra mile. It appears that one of the posters is talking to himself, a sign of something, maybe just a sign that he’s pissed that no one else will talk to him?
    You could make it a contest, put it up for a vote, or just buy a big fucking banhammer, and use it.
    The guys at the asylum have to listen to this, but they get compensated for it.

  12. What really bothers me isn’t that this kinda crap gets printed, it’s that bleeding heart liberals around the world will pick it up and run with it! It doesn’t matter that that those rat bastards only know how to lie, it’s that the liberal press will print it as gospel truth.

  13. Curt at 8:01 pm. What you write is not news to Muslims they have known that for more than 1000 years. How many forgot in the mean time I can not say. Anyways I think another way of saying what you just said is that in a broad sense religious leadership and political leadership have to function effectively together. That is not news to Muslims by anymeans.
    But what you wrote is not suffecient for a society to achieve justice. Yes your Fatwa is the first philosophical step to avoiding the rule of the mob, or the rule of the dictator, or the rule of the bürachracy. We would be lead past three traps only to be delvered in to uncharted territory with a fourth trap waiting for us every step of the way. THe trap of chaos caused by factionalization.
    So lomg as no Marines want to go charging in to uncharted territory the world will be a safer place.
    I fear however that Marines will be Marines. They always want to go charging in to uncharchted territory to prove that they will go will even Angles fear to tread. They almost always get caught in quicksand and need the Army to come and resecure them.
    I would quote you verse and chapter from the military historian Dan Brown but I am not a college proffessor I do not get paid to deilive citations and footnotes.

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