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Vermin Supreme promises free ponies if we vote for him

Average NCO sends us this video of the December Democrat Candidate Forum. Who wouldn’t vote for a guy with a boot on his head who promises a free pony to all Americans if we promise to brush our teeth?

He promises a “pony-based” economy. He certainly makes Dennis Kucinich look rational.

8 thoughts on “Vermin Supreme promises free ponies if we vote for him

  1. Do not dabble in the tomfoolery of the infidels. Those of us who have studied imamery (bet you never even heard of that!) know that while the world awaits the 12th imam, they wait in vain. The one promised is here, the guy with the boot on his noggin, imam 11.5.

  2. Reminds me of some of the old campus hanger-arounders I used to know in the college town I once inhabited, the People’s Republic of Amherst. Except they made even LESS sense.

    I’ve since moved a few miles away from that town.

    Ever hear of a guy named Norman Bie?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEgwDOHmto

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