From the “Please don’t burn our shit down” file:
Boycott Salvation Army: Does not don its gay apparel.
“They’re stealing the election! HELP HELP I’m being oppressed!”
Wouldn’t you have to have a home before you could boycott a home improvement store?
What have you done for me lately?
The media isn’t really left wing…really…it’s not!
Drug companies really hate you and want you to die.
Won’t vote for Obama, but probably will anyway.
Won’t vote for Obama, but probably will and is mad at these other asshats.
…versus the anti-knowledge system at MSNBC?
Not velly funny, Chrik-fril-a!
How I learned to love the burka.
Yeah, but their cars suck and they’re owned by an Italian…
Rosie O’Donnell entertains boaters with impromptu monologue.
brain hurt more stoopid…