In case you missed it, TSO was invited back on Fox & Friends yesterday;
He managed to get in plugs for our Ranger UP sponsors (where you should do your Christmas shopping) and the Raven cheerleaders, but not a word about This Ain’t Hell. And where’s his furry friend?
Jonn: He even plugged the Girl Scouts, so to speak. That’s the GSA, RangerUp, American Legion, and the Ravens cheerleaders. “Oh, Luthy, you got some esplainin’ to do.” Bet you bought him a beer at the Army/Other Guys game too!
Oh, it’s better than that, 2-17. Him and VT Woody invited me to the tailgate party, dangling Ravens cheerleaders in my face and when I asked where they’d be CV said “I’ll get back to you”. This is me still waiting for grid coordinates.
Oh man. Nothing less than a belly crawl over a glass-strewn dirt and gravel road will do now.
That dude is a total douche.
Besides, don’t you have his email and phone number? I heard he was checking his BBerry the whole time…
Dear Mr Totally Not
He never answers his phone when I call…oh, wait that’s me… never mind.
WTF? TSO, man, I was just fuckin with ya when I said you looked like the Taxmasters guy in your first appearance.
And no profession of man-love for Tom Brady or showing off your penis flower? You’re slippin. Badly.
Thanks for not slamming Iowa State. As an alumnus, it saddened me to see that letter here and elsewhere, and I wouldn’t want anyone to think his opinion is common at ISU. It wasn’t when I went there, and I’m sure things haven’t changed that much. I was heartened that the last time I looked at the comments on the Daily’s site, I didn’t see one that agreed with him.
That does it! We are simply TSO’s place to hang out and chill beings we’re just the “farm team” here and gives him someplace to work the kinks out of his typing skillz…
You know TSO You could have plugged the BBF (Bailey’s Beer Fund) a charitable foundation to make sure I get the proper amount of beer and skittles. (Kidding)
TSO you need to loosen up, you look like you need a shot or two. Tell you what next time you go on Fox I’ll hook you up with an Irish Car Bomb beforehand.
They look suitably serious, like very serious talking heads discussing a very serious matter….