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Snake Eyes now a US Marshall

by Jonn Lilyea••24

I saw this yesterday and can’t stop belly laughing. I think Snakeeyes is just on a mission to piss off as many people as he can.

The earpiece and sunglasses absolutely convince me that he’s a Secret Service agent – I mean, you’d have to be total douche to wear that stuff and not be one of them, right?

And he sure looks like a Yale grad, doesn’t he?

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24 thoughts on “Snake Eyes now a US Marshall”

  1. Yale Locksmithing Mailorder School, maybe. But only if he sent a check for $9.95 that didn’t bounce.

    Jebus, it’s like they’re not even trying anymore.

  3. I wear a throat mike, earpiece, and sunglasses every time I ride my Triumph, and I’m not a douche or a member of the US Marshal Service.

    I think sometimes these guys are set up. I mean this can’t be a real profile (and by real I mean done by Marshal Dullard), not after everything he’s been through. Its got be a fake, set up by someone just to mess with him further.

    I mean, no one is that much of a masochist are they?

  4. To whomever pulled that screenshot, the name does not go back to FB, so he has a different FB registered name, any chance of adding it. I soooo want to look at his traffic, and maybe say a word or two to him.
    If it is registered to that name, he must have blocked me from my past attempts to rub elbows, er, um, ah, irritate him.

  5. Many fake miltary veterans enter fake law enforcement. It’s decent fake job security, a decent fake salary and benefits, and a decent fake retirement package. I wish him the best on his fake promotional exams and his fake career as a crime fighter.

  6. @#2:
    I go out to the Rangers Swamp School, once or twice a week. Can I say that I “Go to Ranger School”? And I did spend some extra time studying the physique of that one drop dead Ranger Wife, so can I also say that I study there?
    I mean, our liberal ?friends? have loosened things up so that may be a valid point. I mean, free speech rights n all.

  10. #6, what Ranger Wife isn’t drop dead gorgeous? I swear some of those apes have underwear models for wives, even though they look like someone lit their face on fire and beat it out with a meat tenderizer.

    As for this ass pirate, he is going to end up as a prison bitch if he’s not careful. When he gets out, he’ll probably claim to have worked in the Federal Prison system, though.

  11. I’m thinking the Marshalls and the Secret Service will give him a crash course in reality.

  12. Hey now, doesn’t he have a constitutional right under the 1st Amendment to claim to be a law enforcement officer?

  13. Look, the guy walks off the street onto Yale property, looks down and stares for 5 minutes at a blade of grass. Presto! He studied at Yale! The Secret Service and the US Marshalls are, in fact employers. Bingo! He simply lists them as employers, not his employers. Keep him around here for yucks. That’s all he’s good for.

  14. I am having some serious hate for this guy what fucking rock did he crawl out from under? Oh yeah a NJ rock! uff can someone buy me a plane ticket so I can go home visit my folks and then kick his ass before my flight back to Europe?

  16. #10; who looks like they’ve been lit on fire and beat with a tenderizer, the apes or the underwear models?

  17. @ #6 Frankly O, after a couple of years of “going to Ranger school” folks might start to wonder why you haven’t graduated yet…

  18. Like I said, many people do these sorts of things simply because they want the attention. As they say there’s no such thing as bad publicity for them.

  20. I’m surprised this fuckstick hasn’t claimed to be the real life figure Captain America was derived from. I’m sure that one is coming soon.

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