Christmas is just around the corner ya know.
Since Jonn isn’t paying a bonus this year you kindly folks might be wondering what to get The Navy Geezer?
Zombie-pocalypse? Psh, f*cking bring it. This Mossberg Just-In-Case kit includes a 12-gauge Mossberg 500 Pump-Action, resealable storage bag, waterproof carrying tube, as well as a “Survival Kit in a Can,” multi-tool and serrated knife. Don’t forget to bring your own shells—and lots of them—there are seven billion potential brain-suckers out there.
I’m fixed for 12 gauge shells; I just need this kit.
Thanks.
I’ll make a note to myself and see what Santa says in the email I’ve sent, Zero. 😉
Ha. ZP…all I got are the shells you eat!! 🙂 Maybe if the money Gods are watching, we’ll get more business this year and I can actually buy myself some protection…
Oh, yeah, me and the elves were just discussing that.
Sure we were. You betcha!
There’s always this as a stocking stuffer!
http://www.brownells.com/.aspx/pid=45020/Product/HORNADY-ZOMBIE-MAX-SHOTGUN-AMMUNITION
Swamper # 4: Out of stock! Good idea, mind you, but I have enough hand loads that will do the trick.
I’m loving the comments on that link to Gizmodo…of course I’m not sure why I’m surprised, the lurkers there and on their sister sites are a bunch of left wing shitbags who aren’t that far evolved from zombies themselves.