Please repeat aloud for those in the back of the TAH townsquare….
I also had a dream last night. A pink attired hippie was telling me about her dream. And Seabiscuit was licking my toes. Only, I looked down. And it was Sarah Jessica Parker.* And then I went to my dentist. And he buggered me with a porcupine penis. And I cried. But my tears made little unicorns. And they danced around the bed. And I woke up yelling “Who let all these damn unicorns into the room.” And my wife snored. My dogs looked at me and silently mouthed that I was a retard.
Then this morning. I woke up. I came to work. I even did my job. I also watched Stargate Continuum. That thing on Teal’c’s head must have hurt. Like getting a tick off your scrotum using a blow torch. [Wave your fingers in the air.]
*shamelessly stolen from The Family Guy
BTW- Just realized that the video is from our buddy Skye! /wave
UPDATE: This is why Ace is better than us…
Second, she has a nice body. It’s a real shame a decent body is capped by this unfortunate head. She looks like a young college-age Bill Walton skipped the NBA draft to pursue a Library Sciences degree, and alsom have gender reassignment surgery.
When I got to the car, the head rolled off of the driver, and inside the Darth Vader mask, it was MY OWN FACE!
Also, there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Just saying.
Also, I still can’t believe it’s not butter.
I’d hit that.
TUS, similarly I was looking at the chubby guy sitting to the right, thinking, wow. He looks like a regular guy, who could do a regular job. Like a MAN. yet. He ISN’T because he’s sitting on his ass calling back with some hippy chick.
Neutered?
What planet are these people from? This country is really in trouble.
Last night, I had a dream, that these retard-zombies woke up and actually got meaningful employment
The only reason those shmoes are repeating her words is that they think they are going to get laid…losers…
thats it! 14 seconds – no more! I am weary of these swamp-stupid toadys.
I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick
Nice uniform, bad helmet.
I had a dream… that this was a dream… but it turned into a nightmare… So in my dream, I did what any red-blooded American would do- I called in SPOOKY, and low and behold- no more problems. The guns were awesome, and in the nightmare turned wet-dream, the firepower devastated the occupiers. The Ohio National Guard then had to stand down (much to their dismay).
Lucky, won’t happen, evah!! If it did, Methis wouldn’t be able to visit schools to tell lies, these shits would quit at the end of the first day, if they stuck it out that long, because it interferes with their right to demonstrate for the right to work.
Hold it, how can the unions be involved in this, if it’s about the right to a job? The unions are only for union jobs, not real jobs for real people.
The guy in the green shirt coming out of the tent at about 30 seconds in looked around with a WTF look on his face, like he’d been teleported from the Rio Grande to Philly, and didn’t like it.
“Last night, I heard people yell…” That’s as far as I got. No more. Ain’t doing it. I know that someone took the trouble to video it, send it, and put it up here. And the effort is appreciated BUT I just can’t do it. No mas. No mas.
Oh dear, these folks are priceless.
Check out this high school student I filmed at Occupy LA. He’s not in debt yet, but he’s certain that he will be soon…and that his little brother’s going to be in even more debt than he’ll be. He becomes so emotional he breaks down crying after about 15 seconds, barely able to raise up a power fist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehuiG1H1vuU
I feel stupider just listening to that…
Release the hounds!
seriously why do they repeat this? Why does she wait for them to repeat it. Seriously isn’t there any independent thought here?
Doc you know better than to ask that question…
Doc, we’ve already established the answer to that query. I’d claim they were like the Borg, but even the Borg had a purpose and a vision.
Sparky, interesting analogy. seeing as Borg claim “Resistance is futile” and hippies are all about “resistance”. To what we don’t know, but they’re sure trying hard to resist something!
This woman should seriously seek therapy. She is literally losing it because she didn’t tell a stranger she loved them? I think that’s usually called “stalking”